With this government shutdown happening, another blow to my US trip - one of the reasons I needed to go over was to get a new ITIN without surrending my passport for 3 months. Customs already a nightmare & regularly takes me three hours to clear. To go or not to go?
I've known @RagingZen for a few years now. He's ridiculously talented, I think he'd been learning guitar for a month when he recorded this cover of @foofighters St Cecilia. He's having a go at rap now, and it's great, but like hell I'm ever posting rap. youtu.be/QaF5ZE98lsM
Some conservative women are bigger SJWs than the left, I swear. Go & get laid, start reproducing already, none of us care how much you care about whatever the hell you're virtue signalling about today.
* makes a very reluctant push for 10K *
"follow me, chances are I won't follow you back because Twitter uses people's connections to target promoted tweets and doesn't take privacy or free speech seriously but follow me anyway because numberz"
I'm at the "please don't make me go back to America on Monday" stage now. I'm on zero for four with potential meet-ups, the gigs aren't appealing, the weather is horrendous, and I have so many better ways to spend my cash than pump it into Trump's economy...
Not many folk with protected accounts on Twitter realise NO ONE CAN SEE THEIR TWEETS - even their @ replies, unless the person they're sending the @ to follows them. I don't follow protected accounts. If your tweets aren't good enough to share with the world, I'm not interested.
People getting copies of a book they ordered, but they can't remember why they ordered it. Sexual goalposts for men mysteriously moved. Paddock was caught up in a kidnap attempt on a Saudi Prince. Jacob leaves the island & becomes a founder of The Capitalist Party. Literally. twitter.com/petersuderman/…
The only appropriate response to this email is: "GROW UP LOL"
If I were feeling kinder, I'd teach her how to use paragraphs, which she may find useful later in her career, but... meh. Trashpile. twitter.com/maxwelltani/st…
If we're not getting the Fake News Awards, I'm making my own award show. Instead of the #Fakies, we'll have the #Flakies - for all the Republican snowflakes who have blocked me instead of continuing our dialogue.
C'mon @realDonaldTrump! I got the popcorn maker out, I'm in my best dress, cocktail in my hand, and STILL no word on what time the Fake News Awards will be broadcast. If I don't get my #Fakies fix, you're gonna have to deal with me trolling you mercilessly for the next 10 years.
To the #TheVictims I apparently offended so much: if you don't like my sense of humour, you can fuck off, fuck off some more, and fuck off again when you get there. I certainly don't have time or patience for your bitchiness. Block me & be gone. Thank you. Goodbye.
#YouTubeBoycott - Make all your videos on YouTube private on 20th February, even if it is just for a few months. @YouTube rely on us as much as the big guys, hit 'em where it hurts. If creators get this right, it'll be like the Writers' Strike of 2007, but for millennials.
In fact, there's absolutely nothing stopping me opening up my platform to small creators who want to monetize their videos somewhere other than YouTube. It'd literally take me a month to set up. I'm up for a #YouTubeBoycott from 20th February onwards: who's in?
And I swear if you say it's good for "exposure" - I'm moving everything off YouTube and going elsewhere. I don't see any reason to give free content to a platform that isn't giving me anything in return (she says, on Twitter - which is about the only platform good for exposure)
Let's not get into a place where a guy can't text a girl he fancies if he happens to acquire her number without going through the official channels.
And I'm not looking at you at all @UPS or @sainsburys, because damn, you've sent some fine gentlemen my way.
This is the restaurant's issue, not @JustEatUK . Although I stopped using them a while ago. Delivery drivers need your telephone number sadly, and if the guy was hot, and could type in full English sentences, I probably wouldn't have minded. twitter.com/ShelbyTree/sta…
You'd really hope that something interesting enough for Part 5 of the book would have happened by now, wouldn't you? I'm spending most of the advance on my CO2 offset, I swear! #TheKillers@thekillers@BrandonFlowers
Say it to the mirror:
"That thing you're doing with your fingers? Not cool. Not even a thing. Stop that. I am categorically NOT having sex with you tonight. We can make out for a while, if you stay in my limits, or I'll go now, & we'll see where the 2nd date takes us."