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Sarah Eaglesfield

Any takers on this one @TheSun? @DailyMailUK? @BrietbartNews? I'll share the story with the first one of you to offer me £10K. (and that's non negotiable, nazi boys)…
@furiouspigeon @Fly_Norwegian "The police will meet you the other end"... first thing I did when I got off the plane was to go and find a policeman, take off my top, and ask him if he thought I looked indecent in the bra. He laughed and said "no way, they're off their nut"
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A @Fly_Norwegian flight attendant told me to put a top on over my bra top, on a sweltering hot flight, because it was offending other passengers. Then threatened to call the police when I wouldn't. Let's see how offensive I can make this claim against them.
Thanks for the wild ride Austin, see you again soon!
IT'S PC GORN MAD! @camstaquinn I demand you explain and apologise for the actions of your alma mater. Yes, you. Personally.…
Not your biggest fan right now, @mishacollins. I thought I'd reclaimed my autumn, but apparently not. Welcome to Twitter, @GISH - you torturous bastards.
Trump would be about as useful as me as a spy. *learns secret spy stuff in day one of spy training* "YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I LEARNED TODAY!"
Guys, guys... Trump can't both be stupid, and be a spy. Pick a side & stick to it, makes narrative a whole lot easier.
If your first instinct upon hearing/reading the words Accrington Stanley isn't to say "Who are they?" & "Exactly" in a scouse accent, then I don't want to know you.…
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If you're a certain age its impossible to say Accrington Stanley only once. It is compulsory to say it twice followed "who are they?.....Exactly" #accringtonstanley
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love to make original jokes that no one else will think of except may a few thousand other people on Twitter.…
Morrissey lost the intelligence required to be a part of public discourse years ago. He's basically a drunken Nasim Aghdam without a gun now. In fact, was he ever anything more? @officialmoz
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” ― Albert Einstein…
I wrote to my MP about GCHQ hacking before they tweeted this. Amongst many other things, such as Nazi saluting dogs, Windrush, Syria, the Fake News Commission, Universal Credit - it was a car crash of an email to be fair.…
Help Matt out of his spiritual crisis, people. He's quirky, but I like him.…
@DavidLammy @Team4Nature300 We’re booting out people who’ve spent decades here paying taxes, contributing & letting career criminals who take the piss stay cause of some twisted human rights legislation.
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Sign the petition. Share with your family & friends. Spread the word. Write to your MP. We can change this. We owe it to 1000’s of people and to our nation’s conscience. It is not an amnesty - it is protecting the rights that were their rights all along.…
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My buddy's debate account has been #shadowbanned - can you please fix it? I doubt you'll find any hateful tweets in there, above standard debate. Thanks @delbius, @Twitter…
Down a YouTube rabbit hole. Found this... how can this be six years ago?! Still outstanding. @BeckMarius @SondreLerche…
So "stress relief" comes out as "sex relief" when you're wearing a falsie. Just a warning.
Except that's literally my thesis, so I'm recusing myself from this thread. 😁 Always remember,@GCHQQ did it first... (and I do have a blog entry about that, but you gotta be onMinds.comW & also wire me a token to be able to read it)……U
Former FBI Director, Comey, in "Not Smart" Shocker. Exposé on "Not Smart" people getting "Smart People" jobs.…
SO PROUD! Birmingham, you're the most beautiful souls in the world I swear. ("FORRRWAARRRRDDDD!!!!!") #Brum
When a good friend makes a misinformed comment about the Russia / Syria situation (not even an opinion, completely factually incorrect on anyone's agenda) & you're too polite to correct them, but you still hope they realise that this is an indirect...
@zenxv He's looking at who I figure is nikki Haley? Like she just said the dumbest thing he's ever heard. Pence is like "what the fck...?" Look at her hands, she's pleading for something.....
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@zenxv Who is the asshole who wanted the fancy water and refused to use the coaster ???
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@zenxv All the people in the room can't believe what is being said, and the dude in the corner thinks it's funny. Huckabees face is pure confusion, like someone asked her a question at a wh briefing
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They just drew Pence onto the white board because they were missing him.…
Answer: Too cynical to click this link, @BuzzFeed.
I got what I was expecting @MarniesWorld & @80sChickk. When I told @chaoticnexus he declared that he was "going to bed", which leads me to suspect it was HIS doing, and I should never have blamed Becci for hacking me in the first place. Current status: dancing around to "Happy".
Some much needed spiritual guidance from a friend. ❤️…
Americans better be ready to accept some casualties this time around. Russia and Iran won’t sit back and watch uninvolved.
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Hope you're set for some homeland terror, @DefenceHQ, @DeptofDefense - you're gonna have some VERY pissed off Syrian Refugees waking up tomorrow morning, wanting revenge.
Idiotic, suicidal, state sponsored killing. Joy.…
Bravo, as a non-interventionist I hope you're proud of yourself @realDonaldTrump…
I'm aware that it's what you do best, but stop acting like a retard @realDonaldTrump - #DontBombSyria
Why are Twitter accounts being flooded? A short overview & investigation. #PsyOps…
*punches Walt in the face* My Twitter account is STILL being flooded so I'm stepping away from here for a while until it stops. Catch me on Minds, or I'll post news stuff on @RockAffairs (but DMs there won't be private). Stay strong, fellow sufferers.
This nuke map almost has me thinking that nukes aren't so bad after all ;-) (she says stocking up on Potassium Iodide)
I've been calling Donald Trump a fuckng idiot for wanting to bomb Syria. Same applies to you @theresa_may. No one in their right mind wants war based on a false flag chemical attack. #NotInMyNameTheresaMay
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