My friend, who has been in a coma for 3 months and presumed dead, texted me this
I hijacked their date night.
The human species doesn't have a chance.
5 years ago, I was shot in an attempt to stop me from speaking out for girls' education. Today, I attend my first lectures at Oxford.
I saw @SebastianComedy
last night at the Comedy Store and am still laughing at him all day. Check him out. youtu.be/lXZMlEy7fb4
Getting ready for Coldplay at the Rose Bowl.
Let’s count the days till Rex is gone together. As a 1,900,000 person family.
There's a crazy person throwing paper towels at people in Puerto Rico... @realDonaldTrump
Narrator: But in fact he was a moron.
In fairness to Rex Tillerson, the the man is a moron.
Following the minute of silence, Peter Buck joined the band for this wonderful rendition of Freefalling by Tom Petty.
Raw, emotional Jimmy Kimmel reflects on the Las Vegas shooting.
Worth watching the full clip: bit.ly/2xPhcyR
From his golf course. Threatening global nuclear war.
Lost by 3 million votes.
Listen up! Donate if you can to help Puerto Rico. I just did. And then I wrote you this beat. hispanicfederation.org/donate/
To be clear, this is the mayor of San Juan who he insulted. She's using a bullhorn to find people.
The man on the left is attacking the woman on the right for lacking leadership.
Live footage of Tom Price leaving the White House
Officials are referring to the plane Price used as "military aircraft" so you picture a rust bucket.
It's a luxurious $65M G550. This one.
I know you've probably already seen this, but I just wanted to make sure!
Don't let your people die like this.
Two televangelists discuss why they need private jets. youtu.be/AdH2DGSXjss