A calm boyfriend 🤝 a dramatic girlfriend go so well together 😭😭
I told my girl not to cut her hair but she did and she looks so fucking good this why men need to stay out of women’s business
imagine faIling asIeep waiting on a text back and waking up to stiIl no text back LMFAOOOO
Screaming "fuck" during sex is the same thing as yelling "parkour" while jumping around on park benches.
all those galaxies with trillions of planets inside and we ended up on the one with a 40 hour work week
me choking on my own saliva for no reason.
Opened the sims. Could not think of a single thing I wished to do in the sims. Closed the sims.
i hate people that say “it’s too early to be eating that” WHAT TIME DO A STOMACH OPEN?
saying shut up before skipping a song >>>
period pain on the first day is literally near death experience 😭😭😭