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I'm alive. Your magical wish worked! twitter.com/peacockTV/stat…
Stuck on the couch? What's the problem? Pull up my movie and pass the chips. Stream Ted on Peacock now through December 31. uni.pictures/Ted_PTV
He’s a grown man and I'm a teddy bear as his best friend. What’s your question? Stream Ted on @peacockTV now through October 15. uni.pictures/Ted_PKT
Ted is now strutting his stuff, streaming on @peacockTV. #PeacockTV.
When Ted (voiced by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane) is declared property by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Ted and his best friend John (Mark Wahlberg) must go to court to fight for Ted's personhood. youtu.be/POOj2B1us5Y
The first time we realized our stuffed animals grow up too. What was yours? Find it on @movies_anywhere ! #MAYearOfFirsts uni.pictures/MA1st_Ted
Hey @tombradby , bring that Vince Lombardi trophy by my place after the game, I’ve got a few fun ideas. The Super Bowl between [email protected] @Eagles and @Patriots starts NOW on @SNFonNBC. #SBLII To watch the SUPER BOWL live, on-line, visit this link: uni.pictures/SuperBowl_LII_…
I'm nominated for an MTV Movie Award! Vote for me and I’ll smoke a fat joint in your honor. unvrs.al/SOCMTVAwards
I’m On Demand? That is awesome. Thanks for making me feel good about myself, Comcast. #Ted2 uni.pictures/Ted2Comcast amp.twimg.com/v/2546da0f-627…
Need a cause for celebration? Look no further, because I'm unrated for your pleasure. #Ted2 uni.pictures/Ted2 amp.twimg.com/v/caca6a9b-c62…
Sing with me… AND A TED 2 BLU-RAY RE-LEEEAAAASSSEEE #Ted2 Unrated arrives on Blu-ray today! uni.pictures/Ted2 amp.twimg.com/v/37395281-0f4…
Sing with me… ONE lonely roach clip… #Ted2 Unrated arrives on Blu-ray TOMORROW uni.pictures/Ted2 amp.twimg.com/v/71ad37e0-114…
‘Dank’ is a very versatile adjective. TedLibs: now on the Talking Ted Lite app! uni.pictures/TalkingTedGoog…
‘Dank’ is a very versatile adjective. TedLibs: now on the Talking Ted Lite app! uni.pictures/TalkingTediTun…
Are you wicked-awesome, badass, or creepy as shit? Take the test and find out. #Ted2 uni.pictures/Ted2Quiz
LOL! We can't get enough of @WhatTedSaid — lucky us got a sneak peak of a deleted scene: bit.ly/1RNQhbA
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Give the gift of ME for Christmas… and really affordable fabric softener. #Ted2 uni.pictures/Ted2WMT
Sing with me… Two best buds… #Ted2 arrives on Blu-ray, December 15th. uni.pictures/Ted2
Tell the guy in the blue shirt you want Ted for Xmas. Small chance his name will be Ted… uni.pictures/Ted2BBY
Sing with me… Three dank spliffs… #Ted2 arrives on Blu-ray, December 15th. uni.pictures/Ted2
Sing with me… Four smoking blunts… #Ted2 arrives on Blu-ray, 12/15. uni.pictures/Ted2
Things to get: #Ted2, socks, tiny picture frames, me, a lamp, me, some greeting cards, me… uni.pictures/Ted2Target amp.twimg.com/v/bfb1c4e8-5e4…
Sing with me… FIVE ROO-OOLLED JOINTS!!! #Ted2 arrives on Blu-ray, December 15th. uni.pictures/Ted2
New drinking game idea: watch #Ted2 and count all the @FamilyGuyonFOX references. bit.ly/1QhCBWG
Six packs of Zig-Zags… #Ted2 Ted 2 arrives on Blu-ray, December 15th. uni.pictures/Ted2 amp.twimg.com/v/618ae313-093…
You know… for smart people and shit. #Ted2 uni.pictures/Ted2
Sing with me, everybody… Seven bongs a-gurgling… #Ted2 Ted 2 arrives on Blu-ray, Dec. 15th. uni.pictures/Ted2 amp.twimg.com/v/d1629ebf-65d…
Me and Johnny and KITT could seriously fuck some shit up. #Ted2 uni.pictures/Ted2
At least when I show up on your doorstep, it won’t be a surprise. #Ted2 uni.pictures/Ted2Amz
8 'Ted' lines that will make you the life of the party uproxx.it/1YNcBUF
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Sometimes you don’t need to ask how. #Ted2 uni.pictures/Ted2
Two Teds are better than one. Let’s binge together. Thanks for being an enabler, @VuduFans. uni.pictures/Ted2Vudu
My art teacher liked my technique, but failed me for not following instructions. #TBT #Ted2 uni.pictures/Ted2
Happy Birthday, @AmandaSeyfried! I sent money to a charity in your name. It was the Ted Needs Pot Fund. #Ted2
Dear Internet, you can now purchase #Ted2 in Digital HD. Your Christmas shopping is done. uni.pictures/Ted2 amp.twimg.com/v/6ac4eb26-a68…
Me + iTunes Extras = a special UNRATED holiday gift for you. #Ted2 uni.pictures/Ted2iTunes amp.twimg.com/v/6f972f8d-785…
Does it still count as a novel if I just compile every 'Dear Penthouse’ letter I ever wrote? #NaNoWriMo #Ted2
Tomorrow, I arrive on Digital HD. Shit, I’ve never sounded so nerdy before. Pot. Boobs. There, all better. #Ted2 amp.twimg.com/v/e7213b10-778…
#Ted2 will be available on Digital HD on @AmazonVideo Dec 1st. uni.pictures/Ted2aiv
Dear gravy, thank you for the late-night diarrhea. It just wouldn't be #Thanksgiving without you. #Ted2
I'm thankful for me. Now you can be, too. This Black Friday, surround yourself with me. bit.ly/1NPPIbC
Those brain synapses were firing too hard. Gotta soften them up a bit. #Ted2
I'm thankful for: my wife's left boob. Other thing I'm thankful for: my wife's right boob. I'm bipartisan when it comes to boobs. #Ted2
Ever notice the title ASSISTANT MANAGER means "too stupid to trust w/ alarm codes or bank statements?” #GrrrMondays
If I stripped naked and became a paint company mascot I could be the Bare Behr Bear. This thought brought to you by weed. #Ted2
Someone on the street just yelled 'Boner Police!' I have so many questions. I don't think I'll like the answer to any of them. #Ted2
No one truly knows anyone else until they’ve seen their porn collection. Tread carefully. #Ted2 vine.co/v/iuZd0bZ53EH
Mainly seen on bar stools across America. The difference? Ted and John make it look good. #Ted2
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