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Beyond annoying, just utterly bizarre to get on an hours flight at 1.20 and still be on the plane at 5.22. You get the impression that for all the crappy phone-based tech we really are going back into a new medievalism.
@eddiemarsan Clifford “Bladesy” Blades gets my vote. Sound economic judgement, life and soul of the party. Expert on Europe, particularly Dutch tourism. #BrotherBlades @IrvineWelsh
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One hour fifteen minutes in this plane past departure time on a one hour flight and still no indication when the bags will be loaded onto the aircraft. The pilot has just said “rest assured if I was allowed to load the bags I’d do it myself and we’d be off.” So say us all.
"This means an energy bill from October will be over a third of the new full state pension." Martin Lewis on predictions of an energy price cap rise of 64% to around £3,244 that could force up to 10 million people into poverty.
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The loading company at Gatwick @dhl have shat the bed big time and seem incapable of loading planes. This is much to the chagrin of the @easyJet staff who have done everything efficiently and obviously passengers. We seem to over tolerate fifth rate private companies in the UK.
Brilliant thread. Expertise. Intelligence. Analysis. twitter.com/richardjmurphy…
Huge thanks to George Mair for today’s article in @Sunday_Mail for @FringePORNO #choosehighroad @IrvineWelsh @WeAreSTV Tickets on sale now! Pleasance Beyond 3-28th August @edfringe
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Anybody else noticed the phrase ‘get Brexit done’ creeping into the party environment? Like when someone orders another round of drinks or racks up one more line. You know it’s a mistake and will fuck you up, but you give a wee shrug, followed by a weary ‘get Brexit done.’
The shitmuchers should be grateful that they didn’t have to see how they made the rancid dogshit that they call food because it’ll be a lot worse than that. #stopeatingshit
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Loved surprising my superstar mate @mrstevemac at his 50th birthday party last night. Beautiful party full of love for this beautiful man. ❤️❤️❤️ xxx
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Fully updated edition of one of the greatest music books ever published. “Last Night A DJ Saved My Life” by Bill Brewster & Frank Broughton. Forward by James Murphy. Published by @WhiteRabbitBks #NowReading
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You would have to be a bit mean spirited not to acknowledge the brilliance in this. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
Now you know why we wanted a peoples’ vote. In a referendum like Brexit politicians can lie, promise us the earth and never be held to account. And when the truth finally starts to come out, and their lies are exposed they hold the people of this country in contempt.
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Eh…a little bit longer than 12 years. twitter.com/chasemadar/sta…
She’ll smash out a generation of over-achievers, that one. twitter.com/marinahyde/sta…
Listen to this and get your groove on. ⁦@SergeSantiago⁩ ⁦@Jack_said_whatyoutu.be/6W-5a6eh2Js
I’m sure he’ll make his millions on the speaker circuit, but @BorisJohnson’s deadly mismanagement of Covid-19 will be his enduring, unforgivable legacy:
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Off to my mates 50th in Brighton today. Don’t wait up.
Sunak is great with his own money. Not so great with YOURS. He handed £4,300,000,000 to fraudsters. Made no attempt to get it back for you.
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This demented sex case is probably in with a strong shout to be next PM. twitter.com/paulgosling196…
“Just a little something I cobbled together in five minutes at zero cost to the taxpayer after my principled resignation from the Johnson government.” twitter.com/rishisunak/sta…
Translates as: shat it because I realized I was unelectable, even amongst a bunch of like-minded useless venal cunts. The best bit of self awareness this fucker will ever display in his life. twitter.com/stevebakerhw/s…
Those twats who promote themselves as ‘self made men’ always talk about their parent’s sacrifices and graft, never the privileges they had on the back of it and which they expect the rest of us to continue to provide for them. twitter.com/AamerAnwar/sta…
So many fans appear unhappy with the signing of one of the biggest talents from the championship. Bowen, Antonio, Cresswell??? We are West Ham, we don’t buy superstars, we create them. Welcome #FlynnDownes can’t wait to see you in claret and blue ⚒️
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Dear World, You may be wondering what happens next in terms of the British constitution. The answer is that 3 newspaper owners - all of whom are non domiciled in the UK for tax purposes - get together and choose our next Prime Minister or “Poodle”. The Queen then anoints them.
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Up there with the Stones at Altamont or Iggy Pop’s Metallic KO gig in sheer balls out fucking insane rock action. “The chicks got wet and dudes wished it was them up there instead of that knighted director of public prosecutions from the global trilateral commission.” twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/s…
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. @BorisJohnson @DailyMailUK bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
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Listen to my main man ⁦@rokymillion
Here’s a tune to launch us into the weekend. It’s seriously unmissable and I’m proud to say it’s the first release on my new label @Jack_said_what that I’ve set up with @mrstevemac and @CarlLoben Serge Santiago - Ear Racer - Jack Said What youtu.be/6W-5a6eh2Js via @YouTube
Let’s get ready for a fantastic, fun-packed weekend of summer madness. Make sure you hang out with cool people, there will be a terrific vibe in the air!
Boris Johnson and Tory ministers entitled to £420,000 severance pay for resigning independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi… #CostOfLivingCrisis
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I've a bad feeling Johnson is going nowhere. If that happens British democracy is done. The delay before stepping downs means he can wait for any uptick in polls or a deepening crisis - hello Ukraine - then strong arm Tories to backtrack and ask him to stay. It's a dangerous time
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He hasn’t resigned as PM or as Tory leader. He says he will. That’s all.
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He is utter trash. Boris Johnson and Carrie to host lavish Chequers wedding party as he clings on mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
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Right: which utterly useless, self-serving venal wanker who will be appointed to line the pockets of their national and supranational friends, is up next? As if it actually matters a fuck.
The three Tory Prime Ministers of this millennium caused enormous damage to Britain that may take generations to repair. Each was worse than the other. My commentary following the resignation of @BorisJohnson. On Facebook: bit.ly/3ykGnZL LinkedIn: bit.ly/3AFqfoe
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