Vita Coco

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That delicate balance between ✨ making it last ✨ and making sure you finish your coconut water before it loses its chill.
My boss asked me what my 5 Year Plan was here and I said it's to have a coconut water flavor named after me. I feel like that's a good goal. - Intern Will
If coconut water had a middle name, what would it be?
*casually scrolling through Twitter feed* *spits out coconut water* twitter.com/adele/status/1…
.@instagram you good? Normally when I get overwhelmed and shut down I’ll take a couple deep breaths and drink a coconut water. Need one? Lmk
I know you guys have been loving Will's tweets, but I'm still here tweeting too. So don't forget who the OG tweeter is, ok? - Pee Girl
"I just ordered a 12 pack of your favorite coconut water flavor."
How would you describe coconut water without using the words "coconut" and "water" ...be nice.
Hey .@MrOwl I’m in a little bit of a moral dilemma. I just took our office’s last Tootsie Pop. I’m worried, as the intern, they will see this as a fireable offense (they’re like pretty serious about our candy stash) … pls help.
Adding this to my list of business ideas: - pizza flavored coconut water - hire Meg @theestallion to write us a jingle - make a dress solely out of coconuts for the Met Gala - *NEW* sell coconut water in gallons twitter.com/eastxrnbaby/st…
My boss said a coconut water brand shouldn't swear on twitter... but, what if I bleep it out with tropical emojis? Can I do that sh🌴t? Or no?
What is your most used emoji on your phone and why is it a coconut?
*making edits to idea journal* “r̶a̶c̶c̶o̶o̶n̶s̶ all woodland creatures”
It's always "Can I get a free pack of coconut water?" never "How is the Vita Coco social media intern's day going?"
Son: Why is my sister named Daisy? Dad: Because that is your Mom's favorite flower. Son: That makes sense, thanks Dad. Dad: No problem, Pressed Coconut Water.
For legal reasons, this is a joke.
Since it is the First Day of Fall, we will now be switching from Coconuts to Pumpkins. What are your thoughts on Pumpkin Water?
Stealing your significant other's coconut water. twitter.com/unknwns0ul/sta…
*Scribbling in idea journal* "Consider a new target market: raccoons" twitter.com/painted_eel/st…
Good morning to everyone except for coconut water haters.
I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled milk, but if my coconut water spills ... game over.
The strawberry banana pressed coconut water gives me the same feeling as my weighted blanket
It's been a long day, you deserve some coconut water.
Two best friends in a room, they might kiss. 😘twitter.com/diIf_supremacy…A
Sorry I didn't text you back, I was ordering Coconut Water in bulk.
Pure Vita Coco has arrived fashionably late to the Met Gala
My DMs of people asking me to sponsor them, but I am just the intern.
As my internship comes to an end, I have a meeting next week to talk about the things I accomplished during my internship with my boss. My plan is to print out a bunch of your nicest tweets to me and read them to her... sooo I'm ready whenever you are. - Will, the Intern
Then Virgos must be drinking a lot of coconut water. twitter.com/poetastrologer…
It’s been a little over a month since we released Super Sparkling. Which flavor is your favorite?
┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) Coconut Water? ┳┻|⊂ノ ┻┳|
Did it hurt? When the coconut fell from the palm tree and hit you?
.@Drake is a Certified Lover Boy while .@bretmanrock is a Certified Coconut Boy
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Sorry, I meant this to come from my personal account - Will, the Intern.
HBD .@Zendaya, you goddess. What’s your skincare routine?!?
Regular water is boring, drink coconut water to capture people's attention and ya know... get extra electrolytes.
The worst part of hangovers is knowing it’s all your fault and you did it to yourself. But the best part? Knowing you bought coconut water in anticipation of said hangover.
Partners like @VitaCoco are helping us reach kids in need with critical meals now and in the months ahead, and you can too! Learn how you can #RebuildWith Compassion, Coconuts & Care at bit.ly/3giHkcN.
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Did you know Rebecca Black follows us? With that being said, we want you to know that she was right. It is Friday.
Give a person a fish and they will eat for a day. Give a person a coconut and they might come up with a Coconut Water Company called Vita Coco. Oh wait we already did that, don't copy me!!
I measure my work day in coconut waters. If I have one, it was a fine day. If I have one original and one sparkling it was a long-ish day. And if I drink 3 of those bad boys? I'm Pressed... literally.
So I just saw this article about coolers made from coconuts and now, I’m wondering why I didn’t think to make a coconut cooler to store my coconut water in… fastcompany.com/90668035/move-…
"Twitter for iPhone" "Twitter for Android" Twitter for seeing what the coconut water haters are saying.
Not to get sad here, but there is one month left of summer! What is left on the Summer '21 bucket list?
*hungover* Waking up in the morning, thinking about so many drinks. I just wish things would get better, I'm trying to get some coconut water. 🎶
Hey, I saw you from across the bar and saw that you weren't drinking your coconut water. If you're not going to finish it, I can.
If we changed all of our employees last names to something related to coconuts what would they be? Here's some first names to give you inspo. - Lane - Will - Chloe - Dani - John
Make your cold brew coffee with coconut water instead of regular water. Trust me. twitter.com/UberFacts/stat…
Put the L̶i̶m̶e̶ (Pineapple / Peach / Mango / Strawberry / Banana and sometimes rum) in the coconut and shake it all up.
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