Vanessa Selbst 🏳️‍🌈

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Appreciating the little things.
COVID real talk: Yes, the scale is depressing. But there’s a decent chance it’ll get better once I actually shave...
It’s telling that the last two Democratic Presidents began their presidencies with a “Recovery Act” and a “Rescue Plan” because their inheritances were so catastrophic.
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In all seriousness, I had a great time getting back online - thanks to @partypokerUS for putting on a fun event! Keep an eye out for my strategy episode from @LearnWPT
Update: I played a bunch of levels of a tournament, did some things, then took a bad beat for many chips waah waahhhhh why does anyone play these things? What a stupid waste of time. Ok I’m off to do really important stuff now like read Twitter.
Just got to my hotel in the beautiful state of NJ (ngl I actually really love it here) and regged the @partypokerUS PKO starting at 5pm today!!! Lfg
Hey just giving a shout about the @partypokerUS $535 PKO tourney coming up on Sunday. I’ll be playing for the first time in foreverrrrrr. Hope you’ll join me! Hop on over to @LearnWPT to learn more about PKO structures and get tips to help get ready. See you on the virtual felt!
@partypokerUS Online Series starts this Sunday Feb 21st. Join @VanessaSelbst for the $100K GTD 8MAX PKO Main Event on Sunday Feb 28th! Check out the link for a FREE Strategy Episode on PKOs from @NickBinger bit.ly/2NBjNIq
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Getting back on the online felt soon! I’m looking forward to the @partypokerUS @LearnWPT online poker series Feb 21-28. First time playing online tourneys in a VERY long time. Hope you’ll join me.
Yeah, everything that ever will be has already been on “The Simpsons”. But this is a bit on the nose.
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Question for the brilliant legal/political/strategic minds around: what are the best ways to ensure that Trump or his cronies won't sell national secrets to Russia/China/North Korea etc once he is out of office?
Well, that escalated quickly. @AWice @MikeMcDonald89 does this count as mooning? #432quadrillion
Ok poker peeps, who has an active sweat on Trump finishing the term? Curious what stakes and who I’m sweating here. For the LOLs
Obama 2.0 but not even a Black dude and electing *this* guy sparked an insurrection? FFS twitter.com/business/statu…
The best thing I can say about Sheldon Adelson was that he was such a POS that he unified the two disparate circles in my life--progressive liberals and poker players (in our immense amount of hatred for him). May his death be a sign of better things to come for both communities.
It is quickly becoming clear that senior figures in our government--and in the White House--not only supported the idea and goals of the January 6 terrorists, but provided material support, funding, and operational intelligence. It got as far as holding the Guard in barracks.
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Say it with me: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.
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Merry Christmas to all those celebrating. Tough year, this one. On to better things in 2021!
Thread: I am not sure who needs to hear this....but economic expectations for people coming back from incarceration are INSANE 1. When I got out, I had $10,000 in court costs, fines & fees, charges per day from when I was in jail awaiting transfer to prison etc.
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You guys ever read these Bitcoin “price prediction” blog posts? I swear every one be like “one prominent investor says it will be worth $300,000 at the end of 2021 but these others believe it will range from eleventy kazillion to oogaoogabooga so it’s anyone’s guess”
Not saying anything that hasn’t been said so far, but I’m truly disappointed in @GGPoker for signing such a misogynist ignorant scumbag. And @RealKidPoker for supporting the decision. I am, however, proud of the community—so many people willing to call out this nonsense.
Lol I got scammed on Venmo and now I have multiple of these exact same responses, I’m getting scams on scams on scams. ❤️ you 2020 (Im not quite that dumb tho!) twitter.com/DwightYoakam08…
Now my wife, who I transferred my money to, got her account hacked. So much for emptying my funds. @Venmo @VenmoSupport please contact me, this is a complete joke
The fact that I saw my @Venmo hack coming, and still couldn’t prevent it (no 2FA, seriously?) is a security catastrophe. I have to recommend people stop using this service if they don’t take security more seriously.
Update: shortly after receiving the weird @Venmo request, my account was hacked. I now have no access to it. Please don’t respond to any messages from there. @VenmoSupport please contact me. No idea how to get access back. Also, your security is a joke.
Yeah we just spoke. Apparently that was the first step before they hacked the account. @steveodwyer were you hacked too? Anyways I emptied my account for safekeeping. Suggest everyone do the same. @VenmoSupport @Venmo you need to have a 2FA option, and I don’t see one. twitter.com/ikepoker/statu…
I just got a really weird Venmo request from “Dan Colman” for $6 for “hh” - anyone have an experience like this? Is it related to the hacking that’s going around? @RealKidPoker experience anything similar?
"Is [Trump] incompetent at governing, navigating bureaucracy, and strengthening America's position in the world? Yeah, he probably would be, if he ever tried to do those things. That's not why he's there." A+ interview w/ @AnandWrites & @sarahkendzior the.ink/p/sarah-kendzi…
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and @GretchenAMcC for the lyrics I believe. Excellent work.
I saw the news that Dolly Parton funded some of the research that went into one of the COVID vaccines, and then I came across this. It instantly brought a smile to my morning. Bravo @ryancordell twitter.com/ryancordell/st…
The one regret I have about blocking so many people here is it’s much harder for me to find people willing to still bet on the election. If any of you guys are still floating around, the market is OPEN.
In another news, watching Jeopardy tonight got me super emotional. Why is every single thing this year bad?
OMG this video is the best thing on the internet right now youtu.be/p8dyx-wy534 via @YouTube
I am several celebratory mimosas in and made myself the Four Seasons Total Landscaping shirt I desperately wanted in my life. If you want it too, I'm tossing all profits to the Georgia runoffs. shopclass.threadless.com/designs/four-s…
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I really love the thought experiment where Trump is a super good dude and was just playing the antichrist to appease his base all along. And now he’ll just be super eloquent and diligent and nice. Hey, they say people surprise you. Anything’s possible, right? twitter.com/stephycha/stat…
They gutted the Voting Rights Act They sabotaged the Postal Service They closed polling places, purged voter rolls, attacked mail voting, tried to throw out ballots And yet voters turned out in record numbers to overcome these barriers & make their voices heard
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There is no way millions of women shouldn’t have control of their own bodies like every other civilized nation. Pack the fucking court. That’s it. So repubs will pack it further next time? Great. Burn it all down. It’s a miserable system.
I just donated. A worthy cause, even without the bonus of helping swing Florida blue (with it, it’s a no-brainer) twitter.com/NYMag/status/1…
So many people are making the “RBG should have retired” argument but i haven’t seen one acknowledge that likely if she wanted to step down under Obama it would have been in 2015-2016 and McConnell would have pulled the Merrick Garland shit earlier and we’d still be in this mess.
You're wondering what you can do to help? The most important thing is making sure that we take back the Senate. Amy McGrath will not win, and Gideon/Hickenlooper/Kelly and even Cunningham have enough cash to blanket their states with ads for the next 46 days. Think strategically:
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Get out of your “feelings” and start and use your head. McGrath has $40M and still 10pts down. Your options are 1. Ossoff - GA 2. Cunningham -NC 3. Kelly - AZ 4. Bullock - MT 5.Hickenlooper - CO 6. Gideon - ME 7. Greenfield - IA 8. Harrison - SC 9. Doug Jones -AL That’s it.
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the next two months will be everyone going “ahem” and reposting old mitch mcconnell quotes to show how hypocritical he is while he confirms to the supreme court a 25 year old law student from 4chan
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it is absolutely depraved that we cannot mourn this mountain of a woman’s death without the fear of whatever is left of our very democracy crumbing.
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This is truly a shitty day in the shittiest of years. My heart aches. To better things, which will come when he fight and win. L’shanah tovah. #ripRBG
🚨🚨🚨 NEW fr@RVAT2020020. Olivia Troye, VP Pence's lead staffer on the COVID task force, resigned two months ago. Now she speaks out: "No matter how hard you worked...the president was going to do something detrimental to keeping Americans safe. It was awful. It was terrifyingE9i
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