I went from hanging out in my living room, by myself, to hanging with 32,000+ people over the last two nights.🤣🤣🤣Thank you London for such an incredible welcome back#BackToAbnormalTourl#O2ArenaLondonondo@LantyZhangyiiQcEJ
The problem with social media is that it turned us all into lifestyle brands. So when we come on here, it's not even about entertainment or seeing what our friends are up to. It's opposition research on other people's brands to see how ours stacks up against theirs. Unhealthy.😖
Black man. Listen to me. Go to therapy. Unlock the healing in yourself necessary to live a full, healthy, and happy life.
I’m in personal therapy AND couples therapy. My only regret is not starting sooner.
Simone Biles won nationals w/broken toes in both feet, worlds w/a kidney stone, and has carried the burden of being a face of sexual assault survivors as a national institution failed to support them
Half of y'all yelling about "toughness" can't handle wearing a mask in Wegman's
Honored to be nominated for Outstanding Variety Talk Series and Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special - @jordanklepper Fingers the Pulse: Into the MAGAverse at the 2021 #Emmys! Thank you @TelevisionAcad 🙏a
The first 20 shows of my new “Back To Abnormal” World Tour kick-off in the US and East Coast you’re up first!! All East Coast shows are now ON-SALE! Others to follow at 10am local. Find your tickets at TrevorNoah.com 🙌�#BackToAbnormalTouro7xp
😂 😂 😂 UK, Iceland, Ireland, Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, Germany, & Canada dates are already up on my website! Will be adding more world to the world tour soon. 🙌🏾 Stay tunetwitter.com/Asiwaju9ja/sta…GVSuXd
I’m excited to announce my first-ever digital collectible! This is a limited-edition collectible that commemorates my upcoming tour. To claim one, all you have to do is go to TrevorNoah.com & purchase a pre-sale ticket to any date listed with “signup” by 9:59pm ET today!
I'm excited to announce my brand new "Back To Abnormal" World Tour with a special ticket presale going down tomorrow at 10am! Signup at TrevorNoah.com and use the code "HereWeGo" to get tickets before anyone else! We're coming back, baby! 🙌🏾 �#BackToAbnormalTourluQ461
people were at home with their quarantine dogs for a year and didnt train them for shit. no structure just vibes and “did i save him or did he save me 🥺” IG captions so now every dog park in the city is just a gentrified dog fighting ring
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When your friend passes you a note that says @TheDailyShow just won a @MTV Movie & TV award & not 1, not 2, but 13 @TheWebbyAwards! 🤯 Is this real life?! Wow! 🙏🏾 A sincere THANK YOU to everyone that voted and way to go team Daily Show! �@bleach_mediamTTwFR
After raising employee wages to $15/hour, Klavon's Ice Cream Parlor in Pittsburgh received "well over 1,000 applications" for job openings.
Co-owner Jacob Hanchar says customer service has improved and he hasn't "noticed a difference on our bottom line."
A cartoon from the 1960s. My father wasn’t beloved by America. In ‘Letter From Birmingham Jail,’ he responded to 8 white clergy who took issue w/the nonviolent campaign he was leading in Birmingham. He wrote of “white moderates” who were “more devoted to order than to justice.”
I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won’t tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 🥰
People are going to do harmless shit you wouldn’t do, or differently from the way you do it, for the rest of your life and theirs. If they’re not hurting anybody, let them be. Go find peace in the freedom of minding your own business.
After a Spanish company started 4-day workweek
•Absenteeism fell 28%
•Revenue grew at same rate as before
•0 of 189 employees quit in a year
4-day week at Microsoft Japan
•Productivity grew 40%
•Electricity use fell 23%
•92% of employees are happier
"But that's socialism"
If that's true, so is:
Sometimes "socialism" is just a name corporations use to scare people into compliance
European out-of-offices: “I’m away camping for the summer. Email again in September”
American out-of-offices: “I have left the office for two hours to undergo kidney surgery but you can reach me on my cell anytime”