Trevor Noah
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A woman who showed me the truest definition of unconditional love. She passed away peacefully in her sleep and even blessed us with one final Mother’s Day which she enjoyed to the fullest.
Hamba Kahle Gogo. ❤️
I know many of you grew to love Gogo from afar and I thank you for the condolences and the blessings you’ve sent in her memory. I’ve cried all week celebrating the greatest “movie” I’ve ever watched. A story that began with my first breath and ended with her last.
a place where everyone was guaranteed to feel the love emanating from her mighty chest.
Her house in Soweto wasn’t just a home, it was a refuge, a place where other women would come when they had no other place to go, a place where members of the community would gather to pray together every single week…
My grandmother was born in 1927 and even though she was 95 years old, she still had the best memory of us all. Every moment spent with her felt like a magical journey through time where she would recount all of the family’s greatest joys, losses, achievements and milestones.
“How can I smile for a photo when I don’t have teeth?” 😄❤️
This morning our family laid to rest the oldest member of our clan Frances Noah, or as most of us referred to her, Gogo.4
8 years later, we did it again! Thank you Dublin! 🙏�#BackToAbnormalTourur QTg
ég elska þig Iceland, thank you for an unforgettable first time over! 🙏🏾 To everyone who couldn’t get tickets, I’ll def be back! 🙌🏾#BackToAbnormalTouraKtU3IV
This country went to shit when sitcoms stopped having theme songs. Them lil jingles was a 90 sec anti-depressant
Retweeted by Trevor Noah Post a pic showing you’re excited about your May, without actually saying you’re excited about your May. Okay, now… stop letting random people on the internet tell you what to do today! 🤣 Excited to be in Iceland & Ireland this weekend! 🙌#BackToAbnormalTouroyw0
What a night! Thank you to the WHCA for having me, and allowing me the distinct honour of roasting the President of the United States! 🇺🇸🤯 To t@POTUST@JoeBidende@DrBidenden, and everyone else on the receiving end. Thank you. @GettyImagesaVLtw
What’s the difference between racism in South Africa and racism in America? It comes down to directness. #BetweenTheScenes
Retweeted by Trevor Noah If you have ADHD and you always rely on anxiety and deadlines to get things done, I have some bad news for you...
One day those things will stop working for you.
You need to find healthier coping strategies now, before that happens.
Retweeted by Trevor Noah Sick of people calling everything in crypto a Ponzi scheme. Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes. Others are just standard issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming of the top. Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry.
Retweeted by Trevor Noah When your trio @silksonic wins 4 #GRAMMYs, but the other two keep sending your calls to voicemail. Yo @BrunoMars, @AndersonPaak don’t do me like this. pick uppppp! At least let me have them on the weekends?! I know you see my calls. call me back! It would neverrr work as a duo!🙅🏾♂RS
At my funeral, please don’t use words. Just show this pic. Well, I mean, if you have other angles of this moment feel free to use those as well. 😁#BTSS#BestNightEverr#GRAMMYss@bts_bighitt@BTS_twtt 🔥 �@GettyImagesgYhB
Still flying high from #GRAMMYs weekend! 😱 Shout out to my amazing style team! It was all@guccii baby! 🔥Designed by#AlessandroMichelele Styled by#JasonBoldenen MU#AnnetteChaissonon Hair#RonnieMccoyo#DreamTeamSuprememe 🔥Thank you 🙏�@GettyImagesi@RecordingAcadn@CBSdlLOvxm
“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.
Retweeted by Trevor Noah Thank you to everyone that tuned in!! 🙏🏾 An absolute incredible night! 🙌�#GRAMMYsR@CBSs@RecordingAcadn9OzKdz
We think @Trevornoah said it best.
"Your favorite rappers, favorite rapper." @Nas is tearing up the #GRAMMYs stage.
Retweeted by Trevor Noah Congratulations, to @bts_bighit for doing exactly as they said they'd do and melting our hearts in two. 🧈❤️
Who else?#GRAMMYss5
Retweeted by Trevor Noah You’re already a winner if you’re a #GRAMMYs nominee…right @Trevornoah? 😉�P0
Retweeted by Trevor Noah Dear @CBS …
1. Thank you! 🙏🏾
2. How dare you!? 😤
3. Just showing that I can count higher than you. 😜
4. Only 4 more days! #GRAMMYsGtwitter.com/cbs/status/150…xD9mTfP
Congratulations Guenther and @HaasF1Team !!!! Getting in the points and so well deserved.🙌🏽
Such an exciting race, tons of pit stops, Ferrari 1/2, Hamilton on podium and Red Bull had wings but then suffered a sugar crash. F1 is back!!#F1202222
Few things in life give you more clarity than your flight being unable to land because of bad weather.
Pilot couldn’t land in Toronto, everyone on the plane starts praying and I think about all the things I should have done in life…
More walks, less internet.🙏🏽
I used to pretend I was Martin Lawrence rolling with Will Smith, then today I got to once again, pretend I was Martin Lawrence rolling with Will Smith! #BadBoysForLife #PretendingFullCircle Congrats on your best actor award! Well deserved my friend.👏🏾🏆 @NBRfilmF@GettyVIPyFsyC
What Jussie Smollett did was dumb as hell. But it’s crazy that he’s gonna spend more time in jail than the family who are mostly to blame for America’s opioid epidemic.🧐
As employers start to call people back into the office, I’m just gonna show up to places I don’t work like, ‘it’s me, Bill. Been a rough few years.’
Retweeted by Trevor Noah Thank you to everyone that came out to the shows in Ridgefield, WA & Vancouver, Canada! Another incredible weekend on the #BackToAbnormalTour 🙏🏾🔥�@VinceAugust21uqu52z
Thank you @naacpimageaward for such an incredible honour! 🙏🏾 Congrats t@TheDailyShowow team on 3 wins! �#NAACPImageAwardsaY6zU
Pro tip: Stop attending every argument you're invited to.
Retweeted by Trevor Noah On Joe Rogan and the dangers of deciding that a mistake is forever unforgivable. @indiaarie
Retweeted by Trevor Noah WTF??? She also said she doesn’t hate Joe Rogan, She also said we need a path to redemption, she also said it’s a complex issue. Stop using clickbait to make people angrier and hate each other. Her comments have nuance and your tweet robs her of that! twitter.com/Mediaite/statu…
I thought @roywoodjr was just joking but it really feels like Wordle isn’t fun since the New York Times took over. Is it just me??🧐
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