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I came dressed to see Michaela Coel win an Emmy and I wasn’t disappointed!
#Emmys @Versace Stylist: @jason_bolden Photo: @RichFury @GettyVIP
Santa Barbara, your energy was 🔥🔥🔥 last night! Appreciate everyone that came out to the show!🙏🏾 T@betsnewmann#BackToAbnormalTouraZr6y0m
I went from hanging out in my living room, by myself, to hanging with 32,000+ people over the last two nights.🤣🤣🤣Thank you London for such an incredible welcome back#BackToAbnormalTourl#O2ArenaLondonondo@LantyZhangyiiQcEJ
The problem with social media is that it turned us all into lifestyle brands. So when we come on here, it's not even about entertainment or seeing what our friends are up to. It's opposition research on other people's brands to see how ours stacks up against theirs. Unhealthy.😖
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Excited to chat with my friend @jimmyfallon tonight! But, why does he have to use the pic that looks like I'm about to introduce a bootleg iPhone?! 😂�@FallonTonightht, tonight! �#FallonTonighticPD4
Black man. Listen to me. Go to therapy. Unlock the healing in yourself necessary to live a full, healthy, and happy life.
I’m in personal therapy AND couples therapy. My only regret is not starting sooner.
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All I want for black entertainers is for them to be able to grow old.
Retweeted by Trevor Noah Yo JR, Hit up @FalconNW . Easily my favourite gaming rigs. Laptop or desktop. twitter.com/therealjrsmith…
Schools “can’t enforce masks” but sure did enforce not letting us wear shorts or spaghetti straps.
Retweeted by Trevor Noah Yo @Micah_Johnson3 I'm loving @AkuDreams! I have chapters 1 & 2 and can't wait for the next! #SpaceHasAlwaysBeenBlack #DreamBigAku 🙌🏾 🧑🏿🚀🚀
NYC! Don’t miss seeing my buddy @nealbrennan’s new one-man show Unacceptable. Starting Aug 25th unacceptableshow.com
Simone Biles won nationals w/broken toes in both feet, worlds w/a kidney stone, and has carried the burden of being a face of sexual assault survivors as a national institution failed to support them
Half of y'all yelling about "toughness" can't handle wearing a mask in Wegman's
Retweeted by Trevor Noah San Francisco, we've added a 2nd show at the @ChaseCenter! Dec 10th is completely SOLD OUT! #Mindblown 🤯 BUT, you can get tickets for the Dec 11th show right now using the code "HereWeGo" 🙌🏾 trevornoah.com7ua! Don't wait, presale ends tomorrow#BackToAbnormalTourTSp3z
Honored to be nominated for Outstanding Variety Talk Series and Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special - @jordanklepper Fingers the Pulse: Into the MAGAverse at the 2021 #Emmys! Thank you @TelevisionAcad 🙏a
Retweeted by Trevor Noah Congrats to @TheDailyShow team on 2 Emmy noms! TY @TelevisionAcad, always such an incredible honour! 🙏�#Emmysytwitter.com/TelevisionAcad…Nv
When the awards get nominated for awards 🤯🤯🤯 Huge congrats @CBSCBS & T@RecordingAcadcad! #EmmysE@TelevisionAcadntwitter.com/CBS/status/141…L6Yzd
Wrap up #Juneteenth with @JoshJohnson's special #(Hashtag) 🙌🏾 Next airing tonight at midnight o@ComedyCentralal 🔥 �twitter.com/standup/status…XOrqd
Tickets to my new tour are on-sale now! 🙌🏾 Back To Abnormal. 🔥World Tour.TrevorNoah.comUiXq Let's go ba#BackToAbnormalTourTd2pt
The first 20 shows of my new “Back To Abnormal” World Tour kick-off in the US and East Coast you’re up first!! All East Coast shows are now ON-SALE! Others to follow at 10am local. Find your tickets at TrevorNoah.com 🙌�#BackToAbnormalTouro7xp
As The Daily Social Distancing Show comes to a close and Trevor takes a hiatus for the summer, here’s how we’re working on creating a new, in-person Daily Show experience for the post-pandemic world.
Retweeted by Trevor Noah Wow, you guys have set this tour presale on fire! 🔥 🔥 🔥 TY 🙏🏾 Presale ends tonight at 11:59ptwitter.com/Trevornoah/sta…jCl3w
It’s hard to trust and respect ease and joy when you’ve been groomed to respect and pedestalize struggle and trauma.
Retweeted by Trevor Noah With Critical Race Theory banned in Florida, here’s a video to teach students about slavery that isn’t so divisive
Retweeted by Trevor Noah 😂 😂 😂 UK, Iceland, Ireland, Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, Germany, & Canada dates are already up on my website! Will be adding more world to the world tour soon. 🙌🏾 Stay tunetwitter.com/Asiwaju9ja/sta…GVSuXd
Ticketmaster will then send you a link to claim your collectible! Pre-sale starts 10am local!
I’m excited to announce my first-ever digital collectible! This is a limited-edition collectible that commemorates my upcoming tour. To claim one, all you have to do is go to TrevorNoah.com & purchase a pre-sale ticket to any date listed with “signup” by 9:59pm ET today!
I'm excited to announce my brand new "Back To Abnormal" World Tour with a special ticket presale going down tomorrow at 10am! Signup at TrevorNoah.com and use the code "HereWeGo" to get tickets before anyone else! We're coming back, baby! 🙌🏾 �#BackToAbnormalTourluQ461
This is me loving being back on stage. This is also me dropping a hint to a much bigger announcement about me being back on stage. More info soon.😎 📷@mikebryknycyc �@TheStandNYCnHLd
@ElevatePrize has launched a new program #ElevateGiving based on an innovative approach to democratizing #philanthropy. Our chairman, @Trevornoah, shares more.
To join one of the experiences, register at elevateprize.org/giving#join-in.
Retweeted by Trevor Noah people were at home with their quarantine dogs for a year and didnt train them for shit. no structure just vibes and “did i save him or did he save me 🥺” IG captions so now every dog park in the city is just a gentrified dog fighting ring
Retweeted by Trevor Noah Register now to get the inside story on navigating the tech world as a Black professional. Join F5 CEO François Locoh-Donou, special guest Trevor Noah, and leading Black execs in tech as they share their real-world experiences. go.f5.net/ymj8qd #BeF5 #BlackTechTwitter
Retweeted by Trevor Noah When do we give Ngolo Kante the Balon d’Or? What more does he need to achieve???? Or is the trophy exclusively for strikers now?
#NgoloKante #ChampionsLeagueFinal #MCICHE
When your friend passes you a note that says @TheDailyShow just won a @MTV Movie & TV award & not 1, not 2, but 13 @TheWebbyAwards! 🤯 Is this real life?! Wow! 🙏🏾 A sincere THANK YOU to everyone that voted and way to go team Daily Show! �@bleach_mediamTTwFR
After raising employee wages to $15/hour, Klavon's Ice Cream Parlor in Pittsburgh received "well over 1,000 applications" for job openings.
Co-owner Jacob Hanchar says customer service has improved and he hasn't "noticed a difference on our bottom line."
on.msnbc.com/3tX94aN
Retweeted by Trevor Noah A cartoon from the 1960s. My father wasn’t beloved by America. In ‘Letter From Birmingham Jail,’ he responded to 8 white clergy who took issue w/the nonviolent campaign he was leading in Birmingham. He wrote of “white moderates” who were “more devoted to order than to justice.”
Retweeted by Trevor Noah I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won’t tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 🥰
Retweeted by Trevor Noah People are going to do harmless shit you wouldn’t do, or differently from the way you do it, for the rest of your life and theirs. If they’re not hurting anybody, let them be. Go find peace in the freedom of minding your own business.
Retweeted by Trevor Noah This Ohio State Senator thought he was slick, using a Zoom background of his home office while driving... debating a bill for harsher penalties for distracted driving gizmodo.com/politicians-zo…
Retweeted by Trevor Noah After a Spanish company started 4-day workweek
•Absenteeism fell 28%
•Revenue grew at same rate as before
•0 of 189 employees quit in a year
4-day week at Microsoft Japan
•Productivity grew 40%
•Electricity use fell 23%
•92% of employees are happier
reasonstobecheerful.world/spain-four-day…
Retweeted by Trevor Noah Why is Facebook so upset about the new Apple privacy feature?
If you don’t know, now you know.
Retweeted by Trevor Noah There’s no vaccine for crazy! 🙅🏾♂️😳😳😳 🎥 IG: awesome_arou@fatjoe@@RealRemyMalj3W6SgW
"But that's socialism"
If that's true, so is:
*Medicaid
*Medicare
*Social Security
*Libraries
*Minimum wage
*Unemployment benefits
*Public transportation
*Highways
*Public education
Sometimes "socialism" is just a name corporations use to scare people into compliance
Retweeted by Trevor Noah European out-of-offices: “I’m away camping for the summer. Email again in September”
American out-of-offices: “I have left the office for two hours to undergo kidney surgery but you can reach me on my cell anytime”
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