Titania McGrath

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It won't be easy teaching sparrows about Critical Race Theory, but we have to try.
I wish western countries were as progressive as Iran. By subsidising transitional surgery they’re not only supporting the trans community, they’re also helping gay people to avoid that whole “death penalty” thing. Take THAT, Islamophobes! 👊o
Después del éxito de 'Woke', @TitaniaMcGrath lleva su talento al ámbito de la no ficción infantil. 'Mi pequeño libro de activismo interseccional' ya está en librerías. #EmpiezaAleer: bit.ly/3cqHyMW Sobre 'Woke' se ha dicho...
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If anyone needs proof that white fragility is real, just show a white person this article and see what happens... It never ceases to amaze me how defensive white people get when you point out that they're all parasites.
It takes real courage for major corporations to display the Pride rainbow colours in our homophobic and heteronormative culture. And yet how wonderful to see that the Arab States are so progressive that the corporations don't even have to bother...👏 #pridee3
The only way to stop Nazism is to impose strict controls on human reproduction. My latest column for @TheCriticMag. thecritic.co.uk/issues/june-20…
Joe Biden is investigating this *brilliant* new hypothesis that a Chinese laboratory may have been the origin of the virus. This is FAR more plausible than that racist Trumpian conspiracy theory about how the virus originated in a laboratory in China. bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…
Since it is impossible for black people to be racist, any white person who is not being racist is committing behavioural blackface. Therefore, all non-racist white people are racist.
Q: Why do these new “equality stamps” from the Spanish postal service have lower monetary values for the darker shades? 🤔 A: Because punctuality is a white supremacist trait. So it is more empowering that packages marked with black stamps will take longer to arrive. ✊�18
Thank you @Nature!!! 👏👏✊ The best way for an employer to promote diversity and inclusion is to only accept applications from one specific racial group. twitter.com/nature/status/…Stwitter.com/Nature/status/…ltwitter.com/Nature/status/…aF
If you have a white male child, you have already failed as a parent.
Thank you @LEGO_Group for teaching kids that we must be strictly categorised according to group identity.✊ But could you please add a feature that gives the child an electric shock if it attempts to remove a figure from its designated lane? #EveryoneIsAwesome #SeparateButEqual
An open letter to Demi Lovato, whoever they is - by Jarvis Dupont for @TheSpectator spectator.us/life/open-lett…
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This is a good start, but realistically there’ll be no chance of peace in the Middle East until we get a written statement from Shania Twain.
I’ve just discovered this disgustingly transphobic book called the “dictionary”. Is there any way we can issue some kind of fatwa against whoever wrote this trash?
LANGUAGE UPDATE ❌ “Mother” ✅ “Birthing person” ❌ “Daughter” ✅ “Offspring with a cervix” ❌ “Woman” ✅ “Bipedal gestation unit”
TITANIA’S PREDICTIONS (part 13) On 18 October 2018, I called out Disney for its rape culture. On 6 May 2021, the Independent concurred.
"As a trans woman I am FIERCE. As an activist I am FEARLESS. As a human being I am empathy personified. Yet the moment I step out of my boudoir and into the virtual world of online social media, I am bombarded by negativity," writes Jarvis Dupont spectator.us/life/diary-onl…
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Yet AGAIN, the people of Hartlepool prove that they simply don’t understand what they are voting for. We need a People’s By-Election. ✊ thetimes.co.uk/article/hartle…
Without white progressives like me to supervise them, ethnic minorities are helpless and easily exploited. My latest column for @TheCriticMag. thecritic.co.uk/issues/may-202…
Now that the UK police have determined that quoting from the Bible is hate speech, isn’t it about time we shut down all churches and turned them into intersectional re-education centres?
The next time someone complains that Twitter is full of culture warriors spouting nonsense, just show them this exchange to prove that it can actually be an effective forum for amplifying progressive values and educating the masses.
Is your kitchen a safe space for marginalised groups? Has your refrigerator been decolonised? Are your recipes sufficiently mindful of non-binary tastes? If the answer to any of these questions is “no”... YOU 👏 NEED 👏 THIS 👏 BOOK2g4H
Teachers who refer to “boys” or “girls” are attempting to radicalise a new generation of bigots. This must stop NOW. In addition, schools should assign numbers rather than names to children to ensure gender neutrality in the classroom.
To solve the climate crisis, we must sterilise all living human beings. Believe me, future generations will thank us. vogue.co.uk/mini-vogue/art…
THINGS THAT ARE RACIST (part 36) • Soap dispensers • Sweet potatoes • Jane Austen • Cheese
Kudos to @sheffielduni for its plans to “decolonise” the engineering curriculum. 👏👏✊ I for one will be boycotting all forms of transportation that adhere to that racist Isaac Newton’s so-called “laws of motion”. telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/04/2…IS
I am delighted that the UN has elected Iran to this commission on women’s rights and gender equality. With virtually ZERO prosecutions for domestic violence or misogynistic hate crime, Iran is a feminist paradise. 👏✊ unwatch.org/un-elects-iran…p
IMPORTANT THREAD 🧵👇 Many people scoff at my progressive ideas and predictions. But eventually, they *always* come true. So I thought I’d start compiling a list of every time I was ahead of the curve...
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Dogs of colour are woefully underrepresented in children's cartoons. I've watched "Bluey". Believe me, those dogs are oppressively white. Especially the blue one.
As the @guardian points out, Genghis Khan's acts of genocide were remarkably eco-friendly. So the next time someone complains about Stalin's "Great Purge", just remind them that he was simply trying to reduce his carbon footprint.
Thrilled to see someone FINALLY calling out Idris Elba for not being black enough. Quite frankly, with all my pioneering work for social justice, I’m far blacker than Idris Elba could ever hope to be.
UPDATE FOR WHITE PEOPLE ⚠️ Attraction to black people is racist. Attraction to mixed race people is fetishising their proximity to whiteness. Marrying a black person is minority sex slavery. BUT only sleeping with other whites is sexual racism. This really isn’t difficult.
The number of people changing "isn't" to "is" in their minds is statistically significant. twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath…
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THINGS THAT ARE RACIST (part 35) • Fonts • Swimming • Babies • Smart casual
When a famous straight white male dies, if your first instinct isn't to get on Twitter to gloat and trash his reputation then you clearly have no idea what it takes to be a progressive and compassionate human being. #LoveWIns
TITANIA’S PREDICTIONS (part 12) On 19 February 2019, I warned that even babies could be racist. On 9 March 2021, the Arizona Department of Education concurred.
It's such a relief to learn that UK police have recorded more than 2000 non-crime hate incidents by under-17s since 2014. Too many children are not committing crimes and getting away with it. telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/04/0…
Burning books is the only way to defeat fascism. My latest column for @TheCriticMag. thecritic.co.uk/issues/april-2…
We are fortunate to live in one of the most tolerant societies that has ever existed. Although there are still some problems, by seeing absolutely everything through the prism of race, gender and sexuality we are generating further division in the name of progress. #AprilFools
Thank you @eugenegu! 👏👏✊ The most obvious example of white supremacy is when black people attack Asians. If we didn't live in a racist system, they wouldn't feel compelled to enact whiteness in this wayAg
Thank you @CNN for reminding us that there is no consensus among doctors on how to assign sex at birth. Most of them just flip a coin.
This report makes me physically sick. If people start believing that racism isn’t absolutely everywhere and isn’t the very bedrock of society, all of my brave work will be for nothing. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-565855…
All criminals are white, especially if they’re not.
I'm delighted to announce that I will be performing my live show for a limited number of dates in LONDON and SALFORD this September. Book now at titaniamcgrath.com/live/ “Venomous satire” Spectator “Provokes howls of rage and laughter” The Times “Raises a few smiles” Guardian
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