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Honey is vegan. I don’t really care if a bee is like “where’s all the honey I’ve been making!!?!?!?!?????!!!” they probably get over it really fast. Their brains are very small
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i’m willing to do all 3 at once if anyone needs to conduct a trial or anything twitter.com/20pcLP/status/…
hey man, i don’t really get this post? maybe you could explain it to me — which is something we’ll both enjoy
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Sure Jeff Bezos went to space but I’ll bet he wouldn’t have the balls to go to a Tijuana jail so I’ll always have that on him.
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feels like things will never go “back to normal” because there’s been a consciousness shift where average people realized they’ll just be sacrificed on the pyre of capitalism as climate change and various other disasters occur
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not trying to gym shame but anyone who uses the stair climber has killed before and will do it again.
a cigarette is a type of veggie wrap
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Gonna cut back on the avocado toast and fancy coffees so I can save up to go to space.
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i read that on death row you can have whatever you want as a last meal but it has to be something they can make in the prison kitchen. i wouldn’t know what to order, i’d need to know a little more about the chef first and her passions and dreams.
Do you mind if I use your washroom (go through your medicine cabinet)?
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when i finish a jar of pickles i cut up a cucumber and put the slices back in the jar until they pickle too. i call this endless pickles
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You should get to stay a baby until you’re ready to move on
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you deserve to live a life that you love. that doesn’t mean it’ll come easily. you have to dig deep to understand what you actually want—not what people want for you. you have to have uncomfortable conversations about your boundaries. you have to protect your peace of mind.
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Nothing matters just be as hot as possible
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i went to the weed dispensary and explained what i was looking for and the guy was like, “that’s heroin. you’re describing heroin.”
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Met my bf the traditional way. Being a whore. 🙏🏾❤️
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Branson’s flight was so short his wife just waited in the car. now they’re going to Sizzler.
Sorry if I can't get excited by billionaires going to space. Today is forecast to have the hottest temperature ever reliably recorded on planet Earth.
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INXS is the doors of the 90’s in that they fucking suck and the one guy is dead
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Yelling at me for warming towels in the oven is not going to get the fire department here any faster.
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ME AT NIGHT: tomorrow I’ll make some changes in my life ME IN THE MORNING: what if — now hear me out — I do things the same as always
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welcome to twitter do you already want to kill yourself or would you like a reason
have absolutely nothing in common with anyone who doesn’t agree w this
hi this was obviously worded for humor not grammar. stop being a dumb bitch and get better at basketball
i am inarguably the best basketball player at my local ymca with breast implants.
july is the grossest month. maybe we should have 2 octobers instead just a thought
just overheard a woman say, “sir you cannot toot your vape in here.” lolll god just let him toot his freakin vape in here
I believe that Kermit the frog is over the age of consent but I do not want to have sex with him
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Please consider throwing some money at this. This is really the only recourse that people have in situations like this and almost no one can afford it. twitter.com/goddammitsarah…
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Shout out to the M-80. No sparks, no color, just a little bomb you can buy.
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i don’t respect anyone who plays mario kart as peach. i’m sorry i just don’t. you’re not a serious gamer.
Oh really, you love America? Name three people you've shot
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there should be a second olympics for people who are just going balls out with performance enhancing drugs and experimental therapies and whatever other shit they want. they can call it the cool olympics
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Ok let’s face it: Osama Bin Laden was really cringe
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how is skateboarding going to be in the olympics if you cant smoke weed
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weed laws, like police in general, were 100% rooted in explicit, deliberate racism and discussing the merits of either is literally embarrassing.
my kid (6) saw that a movie was rated R and said, “that’s for adults. because of titties or because of knives.”
i didn't really grow or reflect or change or create during the first covid lockdown but maybe during the upcoming delta surge i will do the banana bread thing <3
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How powerful must it feel for the dentist to start referring to your teeth by their secret "numbers" to the hygienist
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There are 40,000 folks rotting in prison on marijuana offenses, billboards everywhere for it now and companies making billions. Let these people out so they can live their lives and whatnot.
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Donald Rumsfeld is survived by the love of his life, the Iraq War
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People magazine like: here’s the punkest celebs of 2021 out of all the people that we could find in our lobby twitter.com/ZeroSuitCamus/…
My bf shaved his beard and now his new face must gain my trust
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David Lynch releasing twin peaks in 1990
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Bro you are on some silly goose shit. Silly billy ass mf
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