I didn’t give myself enough time to stop home and change so now I’m going to the @rejectedjokes show and then a birthday party in a shirt that says “Aunt Jen” and I wouldn’t have it any other way
This has been a wildly painful experience! If you had chickenpox as a kid and you’re too young for the shingles vaccine, these were my symptoms in the form of a very long notes app apology
Was just diagnosed with shingles on Valentine’s Day but that’s okay because I’ve gotten to tell three medical professionals that “I’m single and ready to shingle”
I've always been a huuuge fan of literally everyone involved with this musical, this project was a delight and I can't wait to get up to Berkeley 🪕💀twitter.com/SweptAwayFans/…Go
I officially live in LA (again) in a funky old bungalow, I took this photo while waiting for the AT&T guy but if you’re scrolling quickly it looks like I was good at poetry and just died of old age
The movie is Babes in Toyland (1986) which used to only exist on an unlabeled VHS along with half an episode of “Married… with Children” and my brother’s kindergarten graduation but now exists on YouTube
Whenever BuzzFeed's in hot water? My time to shine, baby! Here I am looking upset and sweaty at age 23, probably googling something like "how much tuna salad mercury poisoning"
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The feminine urge to leave New York for LA but make a quick pitstop in your hometown and end up staying 3 months while reevaluating your need to be in a big city when maybe all you wanna do is sit on a porch in your tacky South Carolina beach town where everybody knows your name