Dottie James

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‘wow, that’s a lot of wool you have there, can i have some?’ i ask ‘no’ says grandma who is secretly a dragon and this glorious pile of wool, her hoard.
be grateful you didn’t receive the same maniacal energy as Instagram
i can’t control myself so ,, here’s the first line of the book.
it’s been an honour serving as british correspondent on potterless pod educating humans who assume that treacle tart, prefects and many other particularities are fictional has brought my much unexpected joy over the years ✨ listen to me gush one last time hereeeee…
sweet sleep, come find me - i just laughed at a lemon with a face
i’m not saying tiktok depends on sleep deprived high school students but I’ve only had 6 hours sleep in the past 48hrs and every tiktok i’ve see today has been pure, giggle inducing gold
Terry was wise and Terry was kind. Terry understood that people were complicated, contradictory and, always people, and that people can and do change. As @rhipratchett says, he would have had no time for this nonsense. (See also: Equal Rites, Monstrous Regiment, Feet of Clay.)…
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please find attached the official new star signs ✨…
which pixie hollow character did you model your adult self after? turns out mine is fawn. in body but also in my love of the frog population of earth.
still waiting for my talent to show up like in disney’s 2008 HIT film ‘tinkerbell’
when is the newest testament going to drop
if you happen to pass a wh smith or barnes & noble today, you might see this face smiling impishly at you. The face might even beckon you to come over and read her article about living life in the grey 🖇📰📓☁️❔🌫▫️🖇📰aS6bgFP
the vibe of today’s chapter
my brain lives in the abandoned, rusted shell of an old steam train. do not disturb me.…
new zealand, ‘99 - 2004, you’ll always have my heart. even though i wasn’t there.
is there a helpline for those of us who may or may not have developed a parasocial relationship with the cast and crew featured in the appendices of the lord of the rings extended edition?
there’s an insta filter on my face and a dog lead in my hand but i do understand it that looks like a little pirate sword.
*bingeing but you get it
i have never in my life been in the midst of nostalgia binging a particular artist only for them to announce their much anticipated return in the midst of said binge and watch their masterpiece at the moment of its release. am i the main character? feels like i’m the main cha-
only taking replies if you’re a time traveller from the year 2022: does this feeling ever fade?
thank you, kind stranger i will take care. by getting vaccinated. 💉✌�EX
is it cottagecore or am i just getting older. i desire a simple life like watching birds in my garden and apologising to bumble bees when i get in their way
in case you missed it, i gush about my favourite book for an hour to the wonderful @housetoastonish
hear me positively spew my adoration of terry pratchett here:…
i’m going to be geeking out about my favourite book in the universe with the very cool Al Kennedy ✨this sunday ✨ join us if you like books where people try their damn hardest not to use any magic or if you just like to hear me talking 🔮…K
update: it was better than i could have ever imagined - a claustrophobic fever dream thinking i’m clever for hating things is my favourite hobby so this is high praise.
if i had to eat a word, ‘discrepancy’ sounds like it might taste nice. possibly because it contains the sound ‘crepe’ possibly because I’m bored.
why write a book when i can distil every original thought i possess into tweets and give my monkey brain instant gratification.
‘when the world needed him most, he appeared. a hundred years have passed and my brother and i discovered the new avat-‘…
*tucks hair a little bit in front and a little bit behind ear* instant elf cosplay
i didn’t notice i was sad what i did notice is that i’ve watched these two videos three times this week.
it’s as i suspected, i am tolkien - but only the unproductive bits.
this is the funniest thing i've ever read
i’ve run into an incurable ben platt addiction
omg it’s here - the day has finally come…
update: it went great !! i’m so excited to start sharing my silly work with you all
got to dance to get the bugs out (wish me luccckk 🕷🪱🪳🪰�yhlZN2a
iiiiii have a very exciting meeting today. butterflies devouring my stomach. eating me from the inside.
living my garden-writing dream.
wanna see some silly, low res pictures of my dog?
don’t believe everything some guy in a video essay tells you
do i want to play wii sports or do i want to live in a simpler time
the garden apparently sounds like a jungle to a little bee
i was doing an outside writing sesh and captured this adorable little mining bee wake up with his hat on and make his bed ! !! 🥺8
if you liked potterless (and, let’s face it - if you like listening to mike’s dulcet tones of sarcasm) then you’ll want to hop on board with this new mystery podcast 🧐�…Lz
though 🪰 flesh 💀 and 🥀 spizzO
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