'Noted' is the corporate version of 'Whatever'.
Giving a forehead kiss feels more serious in a relationship than an actual kiss.
In the morning there is a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:10.
Your anxiety comes from the past or future, neither of which exists.
Learning from my mistakes is good, but learning from other’s mistakes is much better.
do you say “im tired” when youre sad or are you normal
When you’re criticized for being short, they’re really just saying the worst thing about you is that there isn’t more of you.
Yawning is our body's way of indicating “low battery”.
“you’re so strong” thanks i literally have no other fucking choice
Ironically having and raising a child is the one subject that isn't taught to us but would greatly benefit us as a species to learn how to do it properly.
The quietest people in the room usually have a more objective view of what's going on, because they are actively watching and listening rather than trying to jam in their 2 cents.
‘did it hurt when…’ yeah actually it did i’m a very overly emotional person
It’s really weird how “I was born in 2000” makes you sound 17 but “I was born in 1999” makes you sound 35.
Your first-grade best friend probably thinks about you too.
I wonder if birds on my feeder are friends or if it’s like a public bathroom and no one makes eye contact.
DO?? YOU?? EVER?? JUST?? WANNA?? SCREAM?? SO?? LOUD?? WHEN?? YOU?? TRY?? TO?? THINK?? ABOUT?? YOUR?? FUTURE??
Before the internet we were dumber but much happier.
“ur so quiet” yes when i talk nobody listens
“A nut for a jar of tuna” is the same backward.
Wanting to read is great. Needing to read is terrible.
anxiety: they hate you
me: who hates me
What if plants are farming us. Giving us oxygen and until we eventually die, turning us to mush so that they can consume us.
Childhood is the shortest part of our life but has the longest life in our memories.
“ur so polite” thank i was raised in constant fear of upsetting people
We quietly backed a team (from Apple, Beats, Uber) reviving a forgotten corner of consumer tech
The beta arrived today and the quality
is mind blowing…
Webcams, welcome to 2021.
Babies are the most expensive thing you get for free.
Why does crying have to give you a headache like damn I’m already sad
Sometimes when people vent their problems, they’re not looking for an answer but rather they need someone strong enough to absorb their venting. Lending an active ear than an active mouth goes a long way. Just be there for someone.
Growing up is realizing how f**king good water is.
We're really into building houses in games because our entire generation can't afford actual housing.
I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.
When I was a kid getting put to bed at 9:00 I couldn’t wait until I was a grown-up and could stay up until whatever time I wanted. That time is, apparently, 9:00.
Trauma is nostalgia with more spice.
idk how many “it is what it is” I have left in me man
The internet surprises me. Who would have thought having any and all information throughout history at the tip of your fingers could make humanity so stupid.
I used to think I was in a bad mood but it’s been a couple of years now so I guess this is just who I am now 😅 😅
Growing up I’ve realized that I’m actually not that nice a person, but I just act nice because I’m afraid of the consequences of saying/doing what’s on my mind.
Society is a tyranny of extroverts and morning people.
You will forget 95% of what you studied after taking your exam.
I don’t dislike mornings. I dislike being woken up and having to do a bunch of stuff right after.
Behind everyone who's really good at something are many hours they spent, usually alone, just practicing.
Give the woman a compliment, she’ll forget it. Give a woman an insult, she’ll remember it. Give a man an insult, he’ll forget it. Give a man a compliment, he’ll remember it.
Possibly the saddest thing in life is that no one but you will ever know you and understand you absolutely.
Growing up is realizing that there are conflicts you just can't win even if you're right.
"resting ur eyes" in the morning after shutting off your alarm is a dangerous game to play.
Sometimes a good friendship coming to an end is worse than any breakup.
Every human that has ever lived has seen the same sun and moon.
The saddest person in the room is probably the one trying to make you laugh.
The biggest lie sold to us is that there is a deadline to achieve things in life.
The word "f*ck" probably has more different usages than any other English word.