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Getting punished for being honest about something makes us lie.
Anxіеty is Prе-trаumаtіc strеss disorder
Only your pillow knows the number of emotions you hide from the world.
Anxіеty is prе-trаumаtіc strеss disorder.
Only your pillow knows the number of emotions you hide from the world.
EAT becomes FAT if you don’t draw the line.
Everyone has a social "battery" but some people don't have the same battery life as others.
People don’t realize how much bigger 1 billion is than 1 million. 1 million seconds equal to 11 days whereas 1 billion seconds equal to 31.5 years.
Jokes are such a weird thing to exist… it’s like the brain going “Ohoho, you fooled mah branch predictor? Here, take some nice neurotransmitters for that”
When you can’t fall asleep it’s because all the dream servers are full and you have to wait for someone else to disconnect first.
Parents have progressed from not believing what’s online to believing all internet posts are real.
Slow dancing is a nice excuse to have a really long hug with someone you care about.
Don't tell people to respect their elders. Be an elder worth respecting.
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Someone had a crush on you, was totally secretly in love with you, dreamed about you at night and you have no damn idea about it.
The two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job.
Elementary schoolers who have no control over their transportation are punished more for being late than college students who own cars.
If being a “moody teenager” wasn’t so stereotyped then teenagers might feel more comfortable talking about mental health.
The fact that you procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason why you procrastinate.
An average sliced pineapple doesn't fit into one can, and fruit usually gets into two, so while eating canned pineapple, you are sharing one fruit with a stranger who bought another can.
Turning your passion into your profession is kinda like setting your favorite song as your alarm.
Guilt-free napping is one of life’s greatest luxuries.
You can be insecure about anything if you overthink it enough.
For a lot of people, random strangers on the internet are more helpful than their actual friends.
Pretending to be confident is actually being confident.
If people encouraged everyone the same way we encourage toddlers, their productivity, mental health, and creativity would probably skyrocket.
Online classes are becoming like episodes of Dora the explorer, they ask a question, wait for 10 seconds, answer it themselves and move on.
Your future spouse is currently walking around making memories that they’ll tell you about one day.
It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip always feels like you are an unsupervised 8 year old who was given money.
Nothing hits you like a dog not liking you.
That moment between birth and death is so awkward.
Depression is like wanting to go home and realizing you don’t have a home. Nothing feels like home anymore.
Birthdays don’t make you feel older. What makes you feel older is signing up for a new account on a website, and scrolling further and further down each time to find your birth year.
It’s shocking that most people still think that depression is just being sad and anxiety is just being shy.
The greatest people in life are the adults who can admit they were wrong and the child was right.
Some stupid fish crawled out of the water 35 million years ago and now we have to deal with taxes smh.
The reason why ghosts don’t kill people is because if they do, then the person becomes a ghost and it will be really awkward
No matter how nice you are, there’s probably still someone out there that thinks you’re a**hole.
Adulthood is understanding why Shrek just wanted to be left alone.
Life from a child to 21 years of age feels slow. Life after 21 feels like it's on fast-forward.
When you feel depressed remember there are a million cells in your body and all they do is care about you.
Someone had a crush on you ,was totally secretly in love with you, dreamed about you at night and you have no idea.
Future you probably hates you.
One day you’re gonna think of someone for the last time and won’t even realize.
People mature when they go from "It's okay, don't cry" to "It's okay, cry".
If being a “moody teenager” wasn’t so stereotyped then teenagers might feel more comfortable talking about mental health.
"It's OK to be not OK" is usually followed by the suggestion to get help, cause it's really not OK.
Have you ever wondered how many fictional characters you’ve absorbed into your personality?
Introverts need time to recover from social interaction because they’ve been acting all day.
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