Cometa
sma_04 
JohnBWellsCTM 
Abdul Noormohamed 
There is no way to describe your relationship with a cat without sounding like a crazy person.
Being new at a job feels like you're a new character on season 5 of a show.
We use our cell phones every single day but they never appear in our dreams.
People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you’d probably go in it too.
When you're tired at night everything's funny. When you're tired in the morning nothing is funny.
Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.
It’s not till you work a retail job that you realize 85% of people are dumb as rocks.
It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died.
The real gauge of friendship is how clean your house needs to be before they can come over.
Arguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter because you have to figure out ways to explain things in a way a dumb person can understand.
do u ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take u
Retweeted by Cometa The problem with “treat yo self” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in April and I’ve been treating myself ever since
Retweeted by Cometa Introverts are like slow websites. They might be the coolest site, but usually, people don't wait that long for them to open.
every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed
Do u ever sit back and realize ur not anybody's favorite person, ur just kinda there and then you get the sudden urge to distance urself from everyone and chill alone
Animals don’t understand the concept of an accident. Your dog thinks you got out of bed in the middle of the night just to kick him in the head.
Life hack: Give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.
so I have to heal my inner child and my current self and at the same time look out for my future self. why are there so many of me...
did it hurt? when you realized 2023 is just 36 days away and you're still processing 2019 which is about to be four years ago...
Cheating on a partner is widely frowned upon, yet everyone loves and sings along with the Pina Colada song…about cheating on a partner.
One of the hardest things you’ll ever have to do is grieve the loss of a person who’s still alive.
People often love the memory of someone or the idea of someone more than the actual someone.
Success attracts the friends you want. Struggle attracts the friends you need.
Somewhere in the world, there is a tree that sprouted the same day you were born and has been growing along with you.
Retweeted by Cometa Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.
Animals don’t understand the concept of an accident. Your dog thinks you got out of bed in the middle of the night just to kick him in the head.
Somewhere in the world, there is a tree that sprouted the same day you were born and has been growing along with you.
You can ruin your life trying to fix someone who doesn't want to be fixed.
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