Vir Das

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Yesterday went to a candle store to buy scented candles for the wife. Huge bearded dude with tattoos behind the counter. He says “Let’s fucking dooooo thiiiis!” And beat boxes throughout the candle buying. I buy wayyyy more candles than planned. Wife likes none of the smells 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
In school, the girl you had a crush on tied you a Rakhi. Friends made fun. You were family to her, you accepted it. Soon you liked someone new, and then another. Today, who knows where all your crushes are, but your rakhi sister is probably still in your life. Happy Rakhi :)
It’s almost like you want us to add more shows…
Only failures relish other peoples struggle. No one who has ever succeeded at anything has that kind of time.
Post festival gig show photos be like….
And finally Vir Das… who is super funny. Only learned of him thanks to @FightingTalk316 of all things but best recommendation I had
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An email changed my life last year, gave me the platform, exposure and confidence at the same time. I wasn't prepared for it, all I did was to believe in myself and wrote to the team with utmost honesty, Heart-to-heart. Here we go again!…
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We got a new @edfringe review for the #WantedTour ‘Heartbreaking, heart-warming, brilliantly crafted, and filled with a power of truth.’ ‘He’s a poet, he’s a philosopher, but most of all he’s a comedian.’ Come see us at the Pleasance!…
The winner of two comedy awards in 2019, Pleasance Beneath! 17:25 Vir Das @thevirdas 18:40 Christopher Bliss @chrisblisstwit 19:55 Sean McLoughlin @SeanMcLoughlin 21:10 The Death of Anna Mann @colinhoult 22:25 Emily Wilson @EmilyWilson…
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Dude if they’re good at hatred they truly understand political science.…
I love it when dudes are like ‘bikini is bad’, ‘bikini is immoral’ and then wear translucent white lux cozy chuddies as they jump into the beach in goa, or river in manali.
The day you catch me in Balenciaga, it’s safe to assume I’m out of material anyway 😁…Y
Calling budding designers….
Highly recommend watching @thevirdas at @edfringe ! Was brilliant as always but amazing watching him live! My friend hadn’t seen him before but she’s a fan too! #edinburgh #edfringe #comedy
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Remember back when news portals did the real news? 🤷‍♂️…3
I think UFOs and alien life is the main carrier of Vodafone’s network. Wherever you go in the world, people claim it exists, I’ve never met anyone who’s seen it.
It appears this is going decently.
So goddam ready.
Small request for parents. We’re 16 and above as per regulations. Hope that’s alright.
There are fifteen seagulls who gather outside my window at 6am and wake the neighbourhood up in Edinburgh. This morning I wished I could import some mumbai crows to fuck them up. I’d still be awake, but victorious.
"The audience knew they were in for a show, Vir Das delivered" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @edfringe @thevirdas Read Sadhana full review of "Wanted" on VoiceMagUK:… #edfringe22
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The #WantedTour leg at @edfringe is full of surprises! Get tickets to the 19th Aug extra show right here:…
Leave the house. Your parents are exhausted.…
Treat social media like alcohol or tobacco. Monitor your consumption. Deciding where you get information from is a health decision. MOST importantly…people older than you don’t have the answers. They’re just as clueless with lesser knees and more monthly payments. Cheers.…
Humble suggestions. Don’t show up half an hour late. Don’t give the comic a thumbs up. Don’t film him. Also come see me at the Fringe. It’s good fun 😁4
Saw #TheKingOfEdinburgh @Herring1967 #RHLSTP @AssemblyFest Ballroom 13.00 (1hr) with great guest @thevirdas inspiring some terrific conversation (Also promoting his show #Wanted @ThePleasance Courtyard Beneath 17.25 (1hr) ) @edfringe
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First five star review at the @edfringe for the #WantedTour thanks Voice! Yay!!!
Thank you for an amazing set last night ! @thevirdas Wish you could stay back for a pint and a wee chat!
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Every show of our first week at @edfringe has sold out. I’d get tickets for the shows that are left! Link:…
Thankyou so much Duncan. So good to see you guys going strong!…
These women need to calm down and stop serenading me. @edfringe
Thouroghly enjoyed ⁦@thevirdas⁩ only grudge is that you didn’t stay for autographs mate👍🏻�2UUh
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I saw @thevirdas' show last night and it's absolutely brilliant. He's also the guest on today's RHLSTP. It's going to be a really good one… First Edinburgh podcast is out on Monday! Check out upcoming guest
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On your corner.
Woke up to this outside my window. God I love Edinburgh!
Yo Hyderabad!!! We filling out pretty fast. Get your #Wantedtour tickets here:
This is amazing!!! We've added a second #Wantedtour show in Hayes on Sept 13th. Get your tickets here:…
Edinburgh. Where the crowd sizes mean you can take group photos at the end 😁 Two shows down, 23 to go.…vw
So…hypothetically…if I was shooting a special…London or New York?
Fringe: Edinburgh smells sweet for Vir Das as he arrives in the Capital from India
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First time at the fringe we sold three tickets on opening night in a venue that smelled distinctly of sewage. Now our opening is sold out. Only took ten years. Let’s hope the smell is better too 😁 Opening night baby!i
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