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Obsessed with the lovers, the dreamers, and @AmericanIdol.
It's the most magical night of the year! Disney Night on #dwts is TONIGHT at 8|7c on ABC with a special appearance from @KermitTheFrog!
To support people impacted by #Harvey, donate at RedCross.org/ABC or text “HARVEY” to 90999 to make a $10 donation. #DayOfGiving
Letting loose after a long weekend like...
We're coming together for the #OneLoveManchester  benefit concert. Watch highlights on ABC tonight. See local listings. #WeStandTogether
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When you realize it's almost bikini season.
Hoppy Holidays! Binge episodes of #TheMuppets now!
Who needs a Yule log when you've got a Yule frog? Binge #TheMuppets now!
.@RyanLochte and @CherylBurke channeled a certain frog (and pig) on tonight's #DWTS!
Congrats to #TheChew on their 1000th episodes! Thanks for making every day delicious!
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No matter how long I work in show biz, I'll never know what a gaffer does. Sure, I could Google it, but I want to preserve the magic.
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What do lions use to check their mane? A mir-roar! Ahhh! There's a punchline to reflect on! #WockaWocka!
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Imagination can spark explosive results! This is true both metaphorically and literally, so be careful. #wednesdaywisdom
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A lot of #TheMuppets have asked about coming to use my pool this summer. I don't have the heart to tell them its still in swamp mode.
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Help me, @HamillHimself. You’re my only hope… of getting into the next @starwars movie! #MayThe4thBeWithYou, Marky!
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As a mega superstar diva, I keep a special golden pen specifically for signing autographs for my many adoring fans.
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A true friend is someone who plays to your strengths, avoids your weaknesses, and gives you a ride to the airport with only minimal protest.
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I know pies-in-the-face are tradition, but I really think we physical comedians should consider cakes-in-the-face. Could be revolutionary!
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In my role with #TheMuppets I've had to put out many, many fires. Metaphorically and physically... mostly due to Crazy Harry.
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Spread those good vibes today, man. #TheMuppets
I would be such a fabulous songwriter. Every time I get the lyrics wrong to a song, I add exciting new lyrics to make it even better!
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What do I say after telling a knock-knock joke? "Knocka! Knocka!" Ahhhh! #WockaWocka!
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Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here, there, and all over the place!
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Stunt tip: Apply a coat of marshmallow fluff to any surface you catapult into. You may hit hard, but you won't fall down... or go hungry!
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All prawn AND all brains. I'm the full package, okay.
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We're workin' on our set list for @sfoutsidelands. How many four hour drum solos do you think we can fit in?
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Celebrating #TravelTuesday with a shot from one of my trips to Britain. Don't know what vivisection is? Look it up!
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What do you call a magical reptile? A lizard! Ahhhh!! #WockaWoc... Wait a second.
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I would love to become a motivational speaker, but that sounds like SO much work. Can I be a motivational tweeter instead?
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I know it's not stylish, but I really wish there was a four-armed slanket. A blanket with sleeves? Comfy AND brilliant, okay.
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It's not easy being green...except for today! #StPatricksDay #TheMuppets
It's not easy being green...except for today! #SaintPatricksDay #TheMuppets
Gloria's reactions are just too cute! #TheMuppets
Reminder: when you see Zootopia this weekend, make sure you're dressed for it.
Retweet if you've been waiting for this magic moment! 💞#TheMuppetssvine.co/v/igHeBhIvhgqp
Jack White bringing the sunshine! 🌞#TheMuppetss
Do what I do: Don't think about it too much unless you happen to be driving behind me. #TheMuppets twitter.com/Mister_Mike75/…
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"Gloria, FuFu, you're about to get a daddy!" #TheMuppets
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