Waiting for the dog to finish eating so I can go to bed. It’s 9:20pm. What a hot ticket I am.
Just realized I have an episode of 48-Hours on the DVR that I have not watched yet and got legit giddy about it. #ThisIs42
suddenly restocks a seasonal item.
Best damn thing I have ever seen. twitter.com/AllisonBJanney…
Smiled and waved at a cute baby in the airport and he looked at me, smiled back, and said “Dada!” That’s a new one.
Still have a little summer weight on me, but opted to try on one of my favorite pairs of jeans to see if they still fit. Ripped the belt loop while attempting to pull them up. Guess I have my answer ... 🙄😜
Facebook Dating. Is this real life? When does LinkedIn Dating roll out? 🤣🙄#FacebookDating
That time I found a fat wad of cash in my purse only to realize in reality, it was a fat wad of napkins. 🙄🙄🙄
Had to unbutton my jeans for the flight home = the sign of a good vacation. 🐷🤣
When the appetizers & entrees come out at the exact same time.
Just got carded. Today is a good day.😎
“Mom, if you were an animal, you’d be a parakeet, so you could just fly and not give a shit. You’re very free-spirited.” — My 13-year-old. 🤣
So far this morning, I've gotten perfume in my eye and mascara on my lips. Pretty much killin' it this Friday. 😆
There are many reasons I am loyal to @SouthwestAir
, but the main one is that they care about their customers. They sent me a $75 LUV voucher after a mere 2-hour delay yesterday, and I was floored! Other US airlines cannot even compare to their level of customer service! ✈️❤️
Up at 3:30 for a 7am flight. 1-hour drive to the airport. 3-hour layover with an additional 2-hour delay. Just boarded the BDL flight and the guy sitting next to me gave me a drink coupon. All is right with the world again and this is the best day of my life.😎✈️@SouthwestAir
Going with my parents and their friends tonight for $5 burger night at this place in Flagler Beach. Me later:
So bummed that between @NipandFab
no one can tell me where my order placed on May 10 is. It was not delivered, despite what tracking says. Love Nip + Fab but going to have to find a new skin care/makeup brand. And avoiding FedEx too.
Who does Justin think he is? twitter.com/justkramer/sta…
Music is so meaningless nowadays. I want to go back to when music really meant something, like Baby Got Back.
Sucked into another episode of Southern Charm. It sure is entertaining, but watching it sure makes me appreciate my quiet, simple, relaxed and drama-free life in small town Connecticut. Good grief.
So disappointed that I never received my @NipandFab
order that I placed on May 10, and cannot get anyone from customer service to answer my emails. $50 worth of skincare & makeup! Love their products, but this is not right. ☹️
Making dinner at 4:30. I'm one early bird special away from the nursing home. 😂
To the amazing man who got out of his car on a busy road in Titusville, FL this morning and walked up to my car to put my gas cap back on b/c I had forgotten -- THANK YOU. We need more people like you in this world. <3
Really staring to lose hope in @FedEx
... second time tracking says they delivered a package to me and there is no package. :(
Me, taking my kid to the orthodontist this morning.
When you sneeze right after putting on mascara.
John Paul Jones DGAF about Hannah, he just wants to join Hanson. #TheBachelorette #hereforthewrongreasons #mmmbop
Told my 13-yr-old bedtime is 9pm. I’m ready now. At 8:20pm. On a Friday night. These 40 min just might do me in. I’m 41 going on 18 months.
Just got to my parents’ in FL and the TVs aren’t working and the cable co cannot fix til Tuesday and mom is freaking about not seeing that guy on @Jeopardy
... please send wine. 😳🍷🍷🍷
When you board the plane visibly in tears and the @southwest
pilot says “let’s hug it out” and gives you a big bear hug. And then that just makes you cry more. 😭
Somebody just waved at me on Facebook. Is this 2000 or 2019? 🤣
Pulled 2 baby ticks off the dog today. And so it begins ... 😫
It’s 6:21pm and I’m already getting excited about my coffee tomorrow morning. It’s the little things. ☕️
We just put on National Treasure & I forgot Christopher Plummer is in the opening scene and now I’m all 😍😍77b
premieres July 29th. WTH am I supposed to do between now and then?
I’m up to using 3 different concealers to hide my dark circles. Contemplating adding a 4th.
It’s 7:34am ... so I “slept in” ... and I just put on a documentary on Yellowstone. Adulting hard this Sunday morning. #thisis41
— I know what I’m doing tonight! This one even invovles a dog! 🐶�twitter.com/hallmarkchanne…
Godddddddd can it PLEASE be dress season already? I wanna have my cake and eat it too and not have to worry about unbuttoning my jeans at the table so I can breathe.😩0
My favorite thing on the Internet today. twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
Doing squats to try and stretch freshly-washed jeans so they button counts as a workout ... right?
Hannah B as #thebachelorette
? Go Vols!!!!
Holy s***. Air Supply on #TheBachelor
finale is seriously the best thing that’s happened to me in years. I can go to bed happy tonight. 😂#outtanothinatall
When the first day of #DaylightSavingsTime
doesn't seem too bad, but then on the second day, you get up and it's still dark out.
That time I made 2-dozen brownies for my kid to bring to acting rehearsal tomorrow for his bday, and class was canceled due to snow. Me this weekend:
Waiting on a @FedEx
envelope that requires a signature = can't risk showering & totally afraid to take a pee break.