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"Sorry, what were you saying my stupid baby fell over"
Did they just double team her? 😂 z
Okay, this kid gonna win this Halloween😂I
Some things never change:
"Where do you see yourself in 50 years??" Me:
When it's October and my friends ask what I'm doing
damn diego SMOKED Dora 😭�RK
I’m giving my children little bear suits because
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year.
Today’s kids will never know
Sid from Ice Age be like...
These dudes are about to have a seriously wild night.
Me drunk af in the back of an Uber admiring my city
this one hit me too hard
The greatest way to fix a dent.
I could watch this on repeat.
If uncomfortable was a picture
"I wanna play, I wanna play, I wanna play!" 💀 L
When the restaurant gets my order wrong
You know your teacher was hungover when this thing rolled into class.
Your phone when you say you want to buy something
Me: Finally catches up with all my bills My car:
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Me: Can I take a picture of the moon? Pisa Tower: yea sorry.
dude is so drunk the costume really does look like it’s carrying him 🤣 k
Some things never change:
"wtf was I about to Google?"
This downgrade will never be forgotten
We are all Homer Simpson.
2012-2014 starter pack:
Me: Finally catches up with all my bills My car:
A dog realizing he can stand in a pool... 😂k
He has no idea his life is about to end
My budget standing next to my salary.
That about sums it up...
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How I live my life...
Okay, this kid gonna win this Halloween😂X
This kid looks like he is already on his second divorce
How I feel when I set multiple alarms in the morning
The older you get the more you begin to understand Squidward...
A dog realizing he can stand in a pool... 😂M
Me contributing to the group project.
I’m giving my children little bear suits because
the subtitles have me dead
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