Male Thoughts

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The older you get the more you begin to understand Squidward...
When you've ignored your laundry for weeks.
Pay attention to your girl or this could be you
Trying to find the right spot to sit at around a campfire be like:
Some things never change
"Where does all your money go?" Me:
Me: I need to stop buying stupid things when I get paid Me when I get paid:
Take me back. Simpler times.
“How bored are you?” Me:
Me checking to see if everyone is vibing to the song I put on
My brain stops working when this shit pops up
I’m giving my children little bear suits because
This is called the "I might make another sandwich... I might not."
When you wake up from a crazy good nap
This generation of kids will never know this pain, we were outside 24/7
Your phone when you say you want to buy something
"Where do you see yourself in 50 years?" Me:
Outstanding move good sir...
I just want a group of friends like this
This might be the greatest conversation I have ever witnessed
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Might be the smoothest thing I have ever seen.
How I feel every morning when I wake up..
Why am I like this and when will it end
This might be the greatest conversation I have ever witnessed
My budget standing next to my salary.
Me: *stands up* My Dog:
Me: "I need to start saving money" Me when I get paid
Kids of this generation will never know that this was the real Spider Man
How I feel every morning when I wake up..
When it’s too late and all you can do is pray and clinch your ass cheeks
Always leave your hotel room like this.
Who else remembers this movie??
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