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Archaeologists Unearth Connection Cards Jesus Passed Out After Sermon On The Mount babylonbee.com/news/archaeolo…
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LEAKED: Biden's 8-Part Plan To Improve His Falling Poll Numbers babylonbee.com/news/leaked-8-…
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Megan Rapinoe Has Nightmare Of Winning A Medal And Having To Hear The U.S. Anthem Play babylonbee.com/news/megan-rap…
Canada Politely Apologizes For Beating U.S. Women's Soccer Team babylonbee.com/news/canada-po…
Mayor Bowser Vows To Viciously Enforce New Mask Mandate With Army Of Koopas babylonbee.com/news/mayor-bow…
Dems Considering Another Lockdown To Wipe Out The Few Small Businesses That Survived The Last One babylonbee.com/news/dems-cons…
Australians Getting Ready To Overthrow Tyrannical Government—Wait, Nevermind, Seems They Gave Up All Their Guns babylonbee.com/news/australia…
New, More Inclusive Birth Certificates Include No Unique Information babylonbee.com/news/new-more-…
Government Promises To Wrap Up War On COVID As Quickly And Efficiently As The War On Terror babylonbee.com/news/governmen…
"Responding to Social Justice Rhetoric: A Cheat Sheet" -- This is amazing notthebee.com/article/respon…
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Snopes Strikes Deal With Netflix To Provide On-Screen Fact Checks Of Fictional Shows, Movies babylonbee.com/news/snopes-st…
Democrats Propose Creation Of National Trump Voter Registry babylonbee.com/news/democrats…
Fourth Grade Teacher Provides School Supply List That Mysteriously Includes Red Wine, Dark Chocolate babylonbee.com/news/teacher-p…
Sorry Excuse For A Man Asks For Help At Home Depot babylonbee.com/news/sorry-exc…
Scientists Warn Of New Supersized Double Mega Limited Edition Teenage Mutant Ninja Snyder Cut COVID Variant With Frickin' Laser Cannons babylonbee.com/news/scientist…
CDC Still Baffled People Are Paying Attention To Them babylonbee.com/news/cdc-still…
Infrastructure Bill Stalled Until Someone Can Look Up What Number Comes After Trillion babylonbee.com/news/infrastru…
'I Thought I Was Going To Die', Says Capitol Police Officer Who Held Door Open For Protestors On Jan. 6 babylonbee.com/news/i-thought…
Study Finds 97% Of Statements Following 'Experts Say' Are Completely Made Up babylonbee.com/news/study-fin…
Face Masks Found To Be Effective At Making You Look Like A Giant Dummy Who Doesn’t Know How Vaccines Work babylonbee.com/news/face-mask…
Man Disguises Self As Illegal Immigrant So Democrats Won't Care That He's Unvaccinated babylonbee.com/news/man-disgu…
Churchgoer Takes Extensive Sermon Notes He'll Never Look At Again babylonbee.com/news/churchgoe…
Church Tech Guy Accused Of Using Cheat Code After Flawless Service babylonbee.com/news/church-te…
Did a terrorist actually just win an Olympic gold medal? notthebee.com/article/terror…
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The Babylon Bee Presents: A Back-To-School Shopping List For Your Conservative Child babylonbee.com/news/here-is-y…
Pfizer Says The True Vaccine Is The Friends We Made Along The Way babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-sa…
Here Are 8 Indisputable Reasons Kids MUST Wear Masks At School babylonbee.com/news/here-are-…
New Study Bible For Women Has 30,000 Notes That All Say 'Go Ask Your Husband To Explain This To You' babylonbee.com/news/new-study…
Luke Skywalker Pulls Out Of Death Star Trench Run To Focus On Mental Health babylonbee.com/news/Luke-Skyw…
New 'Oregon Trail' Game Has You Try To Survive A Trip Through Portland babylonbee.com/news/new-orego…
Liberal Feels Sad For Man Dying Of COVID, Then Happy After Hearing He Wasn’t Vaccinated, Then Sad Again Because He Was An Illegal Immigrant babylonbee.com/news/liberal-f…
Church Nursery Workers To Be Awarded Heaven FastPass babylonbee.com/news/church-nu…
Baptists Propose New, More Modest Women's Uniforms For Next Olympics babylonbee.com/news/baptists-…
Op-Ed: Back In The Good Old Days, People Died Of Diseases All The Time And We Didn't Make A Big Deal About It babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-bac…
Here's What's Offensive About Each Of The MLB's 30 Team Names babylonbee.com/news/all-30-ml…
American Women's Soccer Team Defeated After Opponents Play U.S. National Anthem During Game Forcing Them To Kneel The Whole Time babylonbee.com/news/american-…
Progressive Christian Offers New, More Open, Less Judgmental Christianity — No, Wait, It’s Just Satan Again babylonbee.com/news/progressi…
Biden Quits Presidency To Focus On Mental Health babylonbee.com/news/biden-qui…
Staffer Hands Biden A Note Saying To Wipe His Chin, The President Then Wipes It And Puts Whatever Was On His Chin In His Mouth??? notthebee.com/article/watch-…
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Top 10 Reasons You Should Just Turn Your Guns Over To The Government TODAY babylonbee.com/news/top-10-re…
Problem Solved: Cleveland Indians Mascot Replaced By Apu From The Simpsons babylonbee.com/news/problem-s…
To Improve Box Office Performance, LeBron To Be Digitally Replaced By Michael Jordan In 'Space Jam 2' babylonbee.com/news/to-improv…
To Defeat Delta Variant, Experts Recommend Doing All The Things That Didn't Work The First Time babylonbee.com/news/to-defeat…
Trump Suggests Replacing Unfair Elections With New System Where Eligible Male Heir Inherits The Presidency babylonbee.com/news/trump-sug…
January 6 Witnesses Given Emmy Awards For Outstanding Performances babylonbee.com/news/january-6…
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