liana

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I love my little cat i wish he could wear sweatpants or drive a car but it’s okay that he can’t. Like it’s fine
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i wish everyone irl (except liana) a very big fuck you
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i never know what the fuck anyone is talking about twitter.com/catvalente/sta…
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“why are you like this” because my mom had me at 41
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don’t know who olivia rodrigo is im 27 im still listening to Electric Feel by MGMT
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i know i would’ve ate this
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My tummy hurts but im being so brave about it.
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I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me
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i be like “i don’t give a f*ck” and then my stomach hurts
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another day of being an absolute girl boss
having to cook dinner after being a girlboss for 12 hours straight
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she's just drinking her morning coffee and thinking about stuff ☕️
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pulling up to my kids parent-teacher conference like
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all of a sudden the queen is pictured next to pete davidson
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where r my good days sza
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am i the only one who gets seth rogen and joe rogen confused all the time
sticks and stones may break my bones, but words? way worse baby. oh my god
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rip f scott fitzgerald you would’ve loved lorde’s song green light
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RIP edgar allen poe i know he woud've loved that's so raven
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i love when witches make that big soup
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me after texting one person back
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you drink white monsters i date them
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Wait no offense but if my worth isn’t measured by my productivity or how I look then what is it measured by. I cannot think of a 3rd thing
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is it weird of me to want my students to take their love language test. i just think it would be good to know
so let me get this straight......i have to do tasks...every day.....dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin).....and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again
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i meditated every day for 30 days and it changed my life here’s what i learned
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Me: It's just a small mistake, no big deal, it'll be ok. me the entire week.
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losing my mind over book nooks
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all girls know is be cold and tummy hurt
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Cannot think of an activity more desirable than Getting Coffee and Walking Around
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none of the gifts under my tree look like a new digestive system 💔
just realized that i have no idea who i actually am bc i’ve spent my entire life pleasing and molding myself to the people around me check ✨✨✨
here’s my air bnb host’s review of me after my 36 hour stay.
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brain: did we get anything done this weekend? me: no brain: ok then at least we relaxed me: somehow also no
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sometimes i don’t think i have my life together but drunk me always flosses her teeth so i know i’m actually fine
I really be at war wit my stomach everyday
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can u imagine if someobody privatized air and literally started selling air for profit that would be crazy lol anyway i gotta go pay my water bill before my landlord kicks me out of my apt
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sweet potatoes are such a superior vegetable
Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.
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