I love my little cat i wish he could wear sweatpants or drive a car but it’s okay that he can’t. Like it’s fine
i wish everyone irl (except liana) a very big fuck you
“why are you like this” because my mom had me at 41
don’t know who olivia rodrigo is im 27 im still listening to Electric Feel by MGMT
i know i would’ve ate this
My tummy hurts but im being so brave about it.
I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me
i be like “i don’t give a f*ck” and then my stomach hurts
another day of being an absolute girl boss
having to cook dinner after being a girlboss for 12 hours straight
she's just drinking her morning coffee and thinking about stuff ☕️
pulling up to my kids parent-teacher conference like
all of a sudden the queen is pictured next to pete davidson
am i the only one who gets seth rogen and joe rogen confused all the time
sticks and stones may break my bones, but words? way worse baby. oh my god
rip f scott fitzgerald you would’ve loved lorde’s song green light
RIP edgar allen poe i know he woud've loved that's so raven
i love when witches make that big soup
me after texting one person back
you drink white monsters i date them
Wait no offense but if my worth isn’t measured by my productivity or how I look then what is it measured by. I cannot think of a 3rd thing
is it weird of me to want my students to take their love language test. i just think it would be good to know
so let me get this straight......i have to do tasks...every day.....dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin).....and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again
i meditated every day for 30 days and it changed my life
here’s what i learned
Me: It's just a small mistake, no big deal, it'll be ok.
me the entire week.
losing my mind over book nooks
all girls know is be cold and tummy hurt
Cannot think of an activity more desirable than Getting Coffee and Walking Around
none of the gifts under my tree look like a new digestive system 💔
just realized that i have no idea who i actually am bc i’ve spent my entire life pleasing and molding myself to the people around me check ✨✨✨
here’s my air bnb host’s review of me after my 36 hour stay.
brain: did we get anything done this weekend?
brain: ok then at least we relaxed
me: somehow also no
sometimes i don’t think i have my life together but drunk me always flosses her teeth so i know i’m actually fine
I really be at war wit my stomach everyday
can u imagine if someobody privatized air and literally started selling air for profit that would be crazy lol anyway i gotta go pay my water bill before my landlord kicks me out of my apt
sweet potatoes are such a superior vegetable
Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.