Jk no one ever gets tired of Africa by Toto
What's your go-to tune for showing off your car's sound system and making your neighbors call the police because its 2am and they're tired of hearing Africa by Toto?
The next time a badger hails down your Tesla, do the right thing and leave them on the road because badgers are wild animals and will definitely rip up your seats.
Just to be 100% clear, Powerwall would still work great in the world's ugliest home too ts.la/2kH5l3F
*~ Some personal news ~*
We lapped Laguna Seca @WeatherTechRcwy
in 1:36.555 during advanced R&D testing of our Model S Plaid powertrain and chassis prototype
(That’s a second faster than the record for a four-door sedan)
Also great news if you want to power your commute with the sun instead of toxic & polluting gas: solar panels are now an eligible product for referral benefits too
You can now get 2k miles of free Supercharging for you *and* a friend via our referral program.
...great news for those of you who love posting your referral code in our Twitter replies (RIP my mentions)
Aurora Borealis ✅
Blue Lagoon ✅
Sustainable energy ✅
Reykjavík service center ✅
Tesla vehicle orders open for Iceland NOW 🙌
Kids are actually our best customers, so even when you have a child they’ll also only ever congratulate you on getting a Tesla.
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This was our first attempt...
Our Model X towed a plane once and now we're in the 2020 Guinness World Records book.
So…how's your day going?
(Reminder: your Tesla is also kind of the world’s greatest tent.)
🍁 brb putting our epic panoramic glass roof to work in the Canadian wilderness �twitter.com/ParksCanada/st…
Model 3 has landed in Hong Kong (who's excited)
can we all just agree that pumping out carbon monoxide, carbon dioxide, particulate matter, nitrogen oxide and sulphur dioxide from cars on all the streets around the world is maybe a bad idea
Tell us about *that moment* when you knew you needed a Tesla
Tesla is the kangaroo of the automotive world because we raise little Teslas in the frunks of our cars.
Model 3 has arrived in Australia 🦘j
Model 3 interior is now 100% leather-free 🐄T
in fairness to ourselves we literally only rolled this feature out 5 minutes ago
Customer: There’s a dent on the front-ish-side-quarter-half panel, under the second fold.
Tesla: you can now send us a photo through your Tesla mobile app when scheduling service
Customer: cool, I didn’t know that
Tesla: blame our social media team
Voilà, we’ve unlocked even more power in our European Superchargers.
C’est très speedy. twitter.com/bobjouy/status…
Algorithm update in progress
We're making some updates to Tesla Insurance and will be back online shortly.
Tesla Insurance launches today in California to offer better rates for Tesla owners.
The hills are alive with the sound...completely opposite to combustion engines
We know Switzerland is supposed to be neutral and all, but they're making a *pretty* aggressive play for most epic Tesla charging location twitter.com/Rickpoisson/st…
We pride ourselves on our clean, minimal interior aesthetic.
Send us pictures of how you've ruined it.
Now there’s a 🥝 with good taste.
Model 3 has arrived in New Zealand 🇳twitter.com/geoffloweitool…
Last month we had over 2 million Supercharger sessions, totalling 72 GWh of energy.
That could power:
- Hawaii for three days
- the Republic of Ireland for a day
- playing 'You're Beautiful' on repeat from every device in your house because Karen just left you
Oh, range anxiety, that's right.
Are we forgetting something?
Also available? Our new, more-efficient, longer-range Model S and Model X.
Hint: starts with P and ends with oland, Hungary, Romania and Slovenia.
Model 3 orders are open today in 🇵🇱 🇭🇺 🇷🇴 🇸🇮
Where will Model 3 show up next?
Your Tesla comes with batteries included.
2 identical chips, both capable of 36 trillion operations per second.
(don't eat them)
Tell us about the car you don't miss anymore because now you own a Tesla.
Tesla is destroying the Slug Bug and Yellow Car Game industries. twitter.com/ABorderLife/st…
For all the data lovers out there 📊twitter.com/TeslaStraya/st…
South Korea, please, you're too much!
(but, go on) twitter.com/preastro/statu…
Which is your favorite model?
"I really miss gas stations" said nobody ever
But would you buy it *again* though Alex twitter.com/alex_gayer/sta…
You also win the prize for image most eerily similar to our webpage
Even if you don’t have Powerwall you can still go and play games in your Tesla though 🎮