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Bumper cars teach road rage at an early age...teach them young.
Feeling a bit paranoid? Remember... you are not alone.
I am in need of some new haters! The old ones are starting to like me!
An invisible man and invisible woman married. I'm not sure what they saw in each other. Their kids were nothing to look at, either.
Welcome to the assumption club. I think we all know why we are here.
It's nice to be part of the solution but there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
I've been told that Life is a Highway...just don't get run over...
I watched a flock of chickens cross the road ahead of me this morning. It was Poultry In Motion.
I remember when I was in school the teachers used to always say, "You won't have a calculator everywhere you go." Well, we sure showed them...
Life is about perspective. To an English teacher, a double negative is a bad thing. To a Math teacher, it is something positive.
I accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of chap stick. She is still not talking to me.
“That’s good enough!” - first uttered by Greek philosopher Mediocrates.
Diarrhea awareness week starts on Monday and runs though Friday.
We used to experiment by launching monkeys into space. Now it is CEOs. This is progress.
My life is based on a true story.
I once saw a video of a guy holding up a sign that says "I love you Stevie" at a Stevie Wonder concert. I think about this a lot.
Gather friends and feed them, laugh in the face of calamity, and cut out all the things––people, jobs, body parts––that no longer serve you.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, maybe you’ll hit a billionaire’s rocket ship
I saw a microbiologist yesterday, he was much bigger than I expected.
What if UFO’s are simply billionaires from other planets?
You know, back in my day there were nine planets.
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