Susannah Birch
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I know $META tracks our data to serve us ads... But having this dress advertised to me on Facebook shows they aren't great at it 🤣7
As someone raised vegetarian, I always thought corned beef contained corn.
REMINDER: If you have a Mastodon account, link it in your name, bio, or website. This way, your Twitter followers using automated tools to find you, can easily do so.
I bought this dog food container a week ago to protect the dog food from whatever was nibbling it.
It's no longer just nibbling.
Should I move house?
I remember back when verification used to mean something. Like... last week.
'Falling apart like a wedding cake in a carwash' is my new favourite saying.
I love Twitter, and I won't be leaving unless I have to, but I'm taking steps to ensure everything is saved or locked down, should things ever change.
With how turbulent Twitter is becoming, and the rising amount of security risks as staff are fired, I've just:
- Revoked access on as many apps as possible.
- Changed my password to one nothing like any of my other ones.
- Downloaded my Twitter archive.
People always talk about stalking their ex's Social Media profiles... meanwhile I stalk my childhood friend's photos and wonder when we stopped talking.
Bought an Everyplate deal of 6 meals for 6 people.
...fun unpacking items all in together, with no clarification on how many or which items to use in each recipe without trying to manually match.
My kitchen table is basically a mix-and-match ingredient smash right now.
Make sure you let your followers know where to find you once Twitter closes down.
Reminder as Twitter flails and engineers get fired and leave there's a higher and higher chance of twitter being hacked. so make sure to change your password to something not used on another site
#TwitterTakeover #hack #hackers #Security #securitybreach
Retweeted by Susannah Birch If Tumblr sold for $3 million after it changed key parts of its platform, how much do you think Twitter will sell for?
#ElonIsDestroyingTwitter
The thing about Twitter; people get bored fast and trends change.
Imagine if Elon Musk just stopped tweeting for a few weeks.
It's funny how many of my Facebook friends have opinions about the Musk takeover, even though they haven't logged into their Twitter accounts since 2016.
I've lost 700 followers in the last two weeks, but I'm not sure if those are bots, or people deactivating their accounts.
The question is: Mastodo or Mastodon't?
Retweeted by Susannah Birch It's always a struggle being an #ArtistOnTwitter but I feel that this site is what you make it. Make use of mutes and blocks. Curate your feed to what you want to see.
Retweeted by Susannah Birch It's just a waiting game for wondering when I'll lose my blue tick.
I'm staying on Twitter until the end, but in the meantime, we can connect with me on other evolving Social Media platforms below:
1/4 I just invented the best Mastodon analogy/explainer.
You're at a festival. Your sleeping bag is in one tent but you can visit your mates in another. Hey there's a tent for anti-AI art! I'm gonna keep an eye on that tent cos there's some interesting people in there.
Retweeted by Susannah Birch Elon Musk has enough scammers trying to sell b!tcoin in his name that he won't allow blue ticks to be handed out indiscriminately. #BlueTick
Paying for the #BlueTick won't make everyone eligible for the blue tick.
It's Elon Musk's way of making people believe he's taxing the rich.
So, my daughter just finished her assignment about the differences in school today compared to how school was for her grandparents. I'm very glad her grandparents survived these awful conditions.
Daniel Morcombe's parents had no say in upcoming movie using their son's name for marketing.
Please don't watch it! news.com.au/entertainment/…
Why do we praise women for leaving long term abusive relationships, but slut shame women for leaving short term toxic ones?
Retweeted by Susannah Birch Morning butterfly on the bonnet. Have a great Friday, everyone!
If the average high school kid in 2008 had the same level of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the early 1950s, imagine what it is today.
Retweeted by Susannah Birch The irony. Make sure you're aware of how to identify a fake link, an question everything you see online. brisbanetimes.com.au/national/hacke…
If the average high school kid in 2008 had the same level of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the early 1950s, imagine what it is today.
Today I went to an appointment and saw an actual purple rose.
I didn't know they were genetically possible yet!
Retweeted by Susannah Birch Today I went to an appointment and saw an actual purple rose.
I didn't know they were genetically possible yet!
Here's your reminder that you don't need a 'reason' to be sad, depressed,or anxious. Sometimes you just are.
Imagine if our birth names were temporary, and we could choose to keep or change them on our 18th birthday.
I love living in a progressive country with four Mental Health support options:
- Take pills or;
- Talk to a stranger on an overworked phone hotline or;
- Wait six months to see a Mental Health Professional or;
- If you're having a complete breakdown, go to the Emergency Room.
It's easier to pay someone the compliment of calling them resilient, than actually offer to help manage or change the issues that made resilient people that way in the first place.
My mental health wasn't good enough to tweet about World Mental Health Day yesterday, my bad.
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