Susannah Birch

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As an adult, I still have no idea how most of the things on my fridge got there.
Shoutout to my Dad, @JohnAndrewAus, for turning a three bedroom house into a five bedroom house by building a wall today.
The bad news: just like dating, finding a great mental health professional doesn't always happen right away. The good news: just like a good partner, the right mental health professional can change your life.
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Just bought an egg and lettuce sandwich. How much do you think I can get if I resell the lettuce on Gumtree?
Here's a poll I ran a little while ago, with some interesting stats: twitter.com/SusannahBirch/…
The bad news: just like dating, finding a great mental health professional doesn't always happen right away. The good news: just like a good partner, the right mental health professional can change your life.
Lettuce is a better investment than crypto right now.
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This wins the title of world's worst dad joke meme.
Oh look, PayPal is trying to put me in debt. 😳7
Today, my favourite place announced that after seven years, it's shutting down. 😭
I just got my 20 year Neopets badge, I think I'm old.
The day my GP told me I had an age spot, was the day I felt like a grown up.
Spotted this fellow at Farmfest today. I can only dream of being this fabulous.
Why are so many brands trying to be edgy by using the C word on their products? I'm seeing it everywhere.
My ten-year-old just announced she wants to be a power couple on her own. Am I parenting right?
Yet another old highschool friend just hit me up to host a 'party'... so here's why I don't like Network Marketing. susannahbirch.com/dislike-mlms-d…
When someone online makes excuses, gets angry when you ask questions, or repeatedly ignores your boundaries, there's a good chance it's a scam or catfish.
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It's not that I don't trust people. It's that my past has taught me not to trust myself to trust people.
Not all the rules you followed as a child apply as an adult. For example, I just had a dizzy spell in the shower because I was raised not to snack before dinner, no matter what. I got out of the shower and had a snack.
Amber Heard is the new Monica Lewinsky, and no one deserves that.
@hannibalportus @RonniSalt @Elaine39247821 They should own it. It can become a synonym for “reasonable, decent, thinking and compassionate member of Parliament”
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Sounds like a toxic family, but ok.
I's so glad to hear the Nadesalingam family will be going #HometoBiloela. I remember the night public pressure stopped them leaving the country on a plane. Don't let this victory stop further change in the right direction.
When someone online makes excuses, gets angry when you ask questions, or repeatedly ignores your boundaries, there's a good chance it's a scam or catfish.
I've been watching a man share his journey of getting catfished for six months on Facebook, and nothing can convince him it's not real.
I love this explanation of equality.
Me looking for ways to spend my extra $34.71 a week after #Albo raises minimum wage. 🧐h
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Your electricity bill could rise as much as 10-25% from as early as July, with more increases on the horizon. abc.net.au/news/2022-04-2…
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Facebook is finally rolling out multiple feeds for friends, groups, and pages!
Excuse the double negative, but does this mean my town swung 5% MORE liberal? #auspol
Everest climber Alyssa Azar reveals horror domestic violence escape couriermail.com.au/lifestyle/qwee… via @couriermail
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Unrealistic body expectations are alive and well.
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Unrealistic body expectations are alive and well.
I accidentally went down a rabbit hole on the predatory tactics of food delivery companies against restaurants, and hate them even more. twitter.com/doctorow/statu…
Why do we praise women for leaving long term abusive relationships, but slut shame women for leaving short term toxic ones?
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I think I've been a Twitter addict a little too long. #MyTwitterAnniversary
"BOM Marburg". (Goes to the Bureau of Meterology Marburg Radar Loop to check current storm activity).
What's something you Google that would make no sense to most people?
It's been pouring rain all week and the work carpark gate is solar powered. 😳
Each year, my work gives us a gift card for our birthday to the store of our choice. I asked for a gift card to my favourite secondhand store. 😆
What's worse? Leaving someone on read, or not reading the message at all?
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You can have your solar and eat it too; here's how we celebrated Proven Energy's tenth birthday on the weekend.
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What's worse? Leaving someone on read, or not reading the message at all?
Why do we praise women for leaving long term abusive relationships, but slut shame women for leaving short term toxic ones?
I share the knowledge I have because that kind of knowledge should be free. And it's repayment for all the knowledge I get on here, in return, for free. Will it stop some people from paying me for my knowledge? Probably. But, were they reallyever going to pay for it anyway?
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Everyone's talking about menstrual changes post-vax... but what about menstrual changes post-covid?
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