Susannah Birch
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A lovely reminder from @SusannahBirch to continue creating for those who care about you and your work no matter what.
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App Idea: an app that monitors average wait time for all major call centres so we don't have to wait all day.
I think I've decided on a perfect description of myself; 'Equally helpful and annoying'.
When I message the group chat at 12.30am, and all three friends reply, at least I don't feel lonely in my insomnia.
One reason mental health problems often go unresolved is because many of us experience thoughts that we're too scared to admit to. I try and share the way I think, feel, and get help, so other people feel able to as well.
Here's one example: news.com.au/lifestyle/heal…
Some people live in their comfort zone.
I only seem to get time to visit mine when I take holidays.
Unfortunately, I don't seem to take holidays.
The funnest part of being a parent is when your kids are old enough to watch your favourite movies with you... then insult your taste.
My brain has so many mental notes, it's starting to look like a post-it factory.
In case you're wondering how "young men with promise" have allegations disappear from Google, this is one way.
To date their favourite musicals are all film adaptations (Mama Mia, Mary Poppins, My Fair Lady) so to be fair, it is a bit of a change!
I'm making the kids watch Hamilton and they're thoroughly confused by the fact a musical is *all singing* and only happens on *one stage*.
The only filter I use on my Instagram photos is the block button.
Watching people complain about MyGov makes me so glad I went through the pain of setup ten years ago with a screaming baby in my arms.
Yes, I remember every moment, but I'll never let you know that.
What's a food you always have to have in your house, even if you usually forget to eat it? For me, it's bananas.
Pretty excited to open up pre-orders for a run of my light-up clutch bags through a new little #wearabletech store called GLITCH WITCH✨
RT's appreciated!! ♥️
Get your orders in before end of Oct here 👇glitchwitch.com.auae
Retweeted by Susannah Birch Satire and sarcasm have become such an art form on Twitter this year that sometimes they're almost impossible to identify.
My friends keep telling me I need to stop peer pressuring them into further study, trying new things, and getting funner jobs. 😆
Oh no. Now they're throwing questions at me like "What's a non-refundable deposit?" And "OMG THEY'RE ALLOWED TO KEEP MY MONEY?!!"🤣
This year, I gave my kids a $250 budget and told them to plan their own birthday parties. Yes, you CAN be a lazy parent and teach life skills at the same time!
Sometimes you meet someone and you just 'get' each other despite recognising each other's flaws, and know you'll be friends for a long long time.
If you don't have a list titled "Things Susannah tells me to do that i probably won't", are we really friends?
What's the first thing you're going to do when Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp come back online?
I've booked a table for 5 tonight and invited 14 people.
Now, how many will show up? 😝
I'd add a class in Critical Thinking to schools, so kids could grow up to question things, and make better decisions.
Never underestimate how far abusers will go to silence or imprison someone, then convince the world THEY are the victim or the hero. #BritneyvsSpears #FreeBritney
Listening to "'My mother cut my throat'; Childhood trauma to thriving adult. Special Guest Susannah Birch" at buzzsprout.com/1737686/9259996 #mentalhealth #selfcare #schizophrenia #bipolar #family #childhoodtrauma #psychosis #depression #anxiety #parenting @SusannahBirch
Retweeted by Susannah Birch Strangers on the internet are like “Your 8 week old puppy doesn’t like going for walks? Get her a Peloton bike. She needs the cardio. My neighbour’s cousin’s rabbit died because it dropped out of triathlon squad. Get her moving.”
Retweeted by Susannah Birch If you're going to vaguetweet, always chat to at least 10 people first, so they all think it's aimed at them.
Some days my weirdness makes me cringe, other days it makes me proud.
Whenever all the pieces fall into place, I realise there are still too many pieces 😭
I'm trying to figure out if the new Burberry jacket range was attacked by a toddler with scissors, or have sleeves for extra arms.
Every now and then, I take my kids shopping, then tell them to find their way back to the car by themselves to see if they're paying attention.
I'm all for buying locally made products, but I'm not going to buy a $28 pair of earrings from a local business who bought them off Aliexpress for $0.99c 🙄
I'm discovering you don't get less stressed with age, your memory just gets worse so you forget what you were stressed about.
Melbourne protesters are using Telegram because it's 'encrypted'...
...but all their posts are in a public channel that anyone can view without joining. 🤔
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