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I’m not wanking, I’m having sex… with myself. Hey it works!! twitter.com/monisha_rajesh…
Documents I have seen confirm that work is underway in Govt to plan for Covid restrictions this autumn and winter… …once people (who want it) are vaccinated, we must have an open society and proper ability for individuals to balance risks. We cannot hold society captive 👇E
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This is what we need. Compliance to this utter shit show needs to stop. twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI…
Even those of you that have been in favour of restrictions must be coming to the end of your tether with it. This is not normal. We’ve got one of the highest V rollouts in the world and we are the slowest in taking advantage of that. Worrying
We have vaccinated 99% of vulnerable people. 100% of the vulnerable have been offered the jab. We literally cannot do more. You do realise if we allow this madness to continue we will be in lockdown when the virus comes back in autumn. Please start pushing back. Please.
My favourite customer at the cinema came back today for the first time since last February and I nearly cried. He’s a lovely Scottish man called Eddie - he’s 87 years old and has been going to the cinema since 1939, when he watched King Kong as a little boy. He loves sci-fi and
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Logs onto Twitter, sees people making direct comparisons between a girl that ran away to join a terrorist cult and stupid tweets of a cricketer. Logs back out. #ClownShow #MentalGymnastics
To think that people were even seeking permission to hold a vigil is mind boggling to me. Our right to assemble should not be at the mercy of government. Fast track to authoritarianism and hopefully now people see how dangerous that is.
The House of Commons almost universally voted in the laws which included the delegitimisation of peaceful protest. Don’t believe a word of the ‘shock and horror’ they’re all spouting now because the police have the audacity to enforce the politicians’ laws.
Looks like a family camp fire at the Reichstag twitter.com/bbclaurak/stat…
You can only get catfished if you’re stupidly horny. Not shaming anyone, I’ve been there before. One time I thought I was going cinema with Mariah Carey
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Just seen Daniella Westbrook having her covid test. They were swabbing her nose with a baguette
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I simply can’t get over this Smiths themed Indian in Manchester
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Saul Goodman (Jimmy McGill) twitter.com/raumdeuter_rol…
I just wanted a small revolution. They didn’t need to mace me. YOU STORMED THE CAPITOL 😂
Surprised she got maced storming the capitol 😂�twitter.com/cphappybeingms…kk
The U.S. Congress has formally confirmed Joe Biden's victory in the presidential election following last night's violent protests which saw Donald Trump fans storm the U.S. Capitol building For more on this and other news visit news.sky.com
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Does the ref not know he is meant to give us a penalty? Hopefully Greenwood has been sent on to tell him.
We really can’t defend set pieces. It’s been consistently poor all season. Our single biggest weakness.
These pics are wiiiiiiiiild. 😂twitter.com/repdavidtrone/…A
Football needs more funny goals
I don’t even know what to say at this point. twitter.com/bbcnews/status…
Really good to see that week 52 showed no statistically significant excess death in the U.K. Winter currently on track to be within the envelope of normality IF (big if) the Covid case data hasn’t already baked the deaths into the system for mid Jan.❤️
£9000 fees for remote learning is a crime against education. Cancel Student Tuition Fees Now
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Bit over the top mate. Klopp won the league last year. twitter.com/stephenmcgann/…
Show me a man that manages dry January this year, and I’ll show you a sociopath. 😂
Iadies please, hear me οut
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‘Without Bruno, they’d be nowhere near Liverpool.’ Without Salah, they’d be nowhere near us. Thankfully for both teams, those players goals and assists happen to count.
Tottenham (Penalty)Spotspurs, lads.
Adebayor infront of the Arsenal fans when he bagged for Man City twitter.com/NoContextLaugh…
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Your profile picture confirms you use children’s bones as furniture. twitter.com/iverhanrahangp…
It is a CLEAR pen
Can rival fans genuinely not see that the Villa players leg nudges Pogba’s left leg so he gets tangled and falls?
You need to find Abed and go sleep 🛌twitter.com/_lfcabed/statu…I
Can anyone point me to a decision that we shouldn’t have had? All I can think is that Mings should’ve been sent off and wasn’t. 😂twitter.com/adyjohnston/st…O
Stop the cheap fouls.
We are 1000000% conceding 🤮
Michael Oliver is a Covid Marshall. Pass it on.
We need a third by the way.
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