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Some say he beats James May at gran turismo
Some say he was in Guns N Roses
Some say he drinks oil and pees diesel
Some Some say he naturally faces magnetic north.
Some say he thinks road signs are fictional
Some say that he can touch the inside of his visor with his tongue.
Some say Chuck Norris is his son
Some say he is 97% horse meat
Some say he was behind the earthqauke that hits japan 2011
Some say that the earth and moon move closer to each other when he clenches his butt cheeks!
Some say He don't think the earth his best place to live, and he would move soon to another planet which might be the sun...
Some say he thinks the three wise men are May, Hammond and Clarkson.
Some say that he wears Bill Oddie's face as a codpiece.
Some say his toes are on upside down.
Some say he drinks Red Bull, before he goes to sleep.
Some say his favourite colour is blur.
Some say when he sneezes, it breaks the sound barrier.
Some say he built The Doctor's Tardis
Some say he has a sock puppet named "Lefty".
Some say he killed hitler with a spoon
Some say that he ignores the exsistence of Nottinghamshire
Some say he comes from outer space.
Some say it is impossible to evaluate the integral of the shape that his body defines
Some say he's the reason the show has to end on a bombshell
Some say he has a heart of gold, but it's really carbon fibre.
Some say that you can't see his pokerface
Some say that he knows the truth is out there, because he went there, and he wasn't impressed.
Some say he has a camel toe
Some say he was the only person to fight Darth Vader,Yoda and Goku and still be able to walk away
Some say that he inspired Daft Punk's helmets, and that he's the only one that can spy on the NSA.
Some say it was him who said "good luck" after liam neeson's speech in Taken
Some say he purposely stood on a tile that was diagonal to where the King of France was standing and yelled "Checkmate!!!".
Some say he built The Doctor's Tardis
Some say he blew Clarkson for the job.
Some say he has no internal organs just air
Some say his idea of a sex toy is a nuclear reactor.
Some say that he is driving a car with eyes closed
Some say He can smell What The Rock is Cooking
Some say he was made by Wallace & Gromit.
Some say he looked at Medusa straight in her eyes and turned the snakes on her head in to springs.
Some say he is soft and fluffy inside...
Some say he thinks that Harry Styles is a hair dresser
Some say that after listening to Miley Cyrus he put a wrecking ball through her house.
Some say he's the only one to catch Professor Moriarty.
Some say he can moon walk forward
Some say he once drove a Yugo, but only because he lost a bet.
Some say that he actually has nine lives.
Some say he was the fourth founder of Apple
Some say he built James May out of Lego and old carpet tiles
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