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Cornyn may be on to something. It's a little suspicious that Biden hasn’t tweeted about Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson.
I don't think you're overanalyzing this at all!💛twitter.com/zainubamir/sta…X
Oh cool. I’ll try to check that out. twitter.com/colbertlatesho…
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Retweeted by Stephen Colbert I think LeVar Burton should host Jeopardy! As Geordi La Forge. And the buzzers should be phasers. And Data should be the judge. And it should be in space. And just be Star Trek.
Putin’s signed a new law allowing him to serve two more terms, which I’m sure has a lot of his enemies soiling their poisoned underwear.
Matt Gaetz never took COVID-19 seriously because she was a little too old for him.
My former writer (and present announcer) @jenspyra wrote a very funny book. If you’re one of those people who enjoys pleasure, I think you might like it. bookshop.org/books/big-time…
Krispy Kreme is offering free donuts to anyone who’s been vaccinated. Which is great news for anyone who got the shot but still has a death wish.
Congratulations to the Late Show writers! You’re so very Special! Proud to work with you. twitter.com/wgaeast/status…
You can't work for Biden’s administration if you smoked marijuana in the past. Is that why his cabinet doesn’t include Obama?
Well would ya look at that, they got the kid up on a billboard in times square. The first time I played NY I was 13 & I remember them billboards looked BIG! since then I always wondered if I’d make it up there one day. God is good. Thanks @Spotify ⬆️⚡️💿jon-batiste.lnk.to/WEARE/spotifyHR
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert Tensions with Russia are ratcheting up. Someone warn Moose and Squirrel.
What was it like to play The Joker a second time? @JaredLeto tells @StephenAtHome about his role in #TheSnyderCut, tonight on #LSSC
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert TONIGHT: Senate Majority Leader @SenSchumer says he is not fazed by Sen. McConnell’s “empty threat" of a "scorched earth" Senate. #LSSC
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert NBA legend, entrepreneur and philanthropist @MagicJohnson makes his #LSSC debut tonight!
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert I'm concerned that if we get rid of the filibuster, we'll lose one of our government's silliest words.
Happy 100th Birthday today to Al Jaffee. Creator of the MAD fold-in and snappy answerer of stupid questions. Here's to another century! 🎂�cY
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert Chief Medical Advisor to the White House Dr. Anthony Fauci makes his Late Show debut tonight! #LSSC
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert Please join me for our special Quaranniversary Show tonight at 11:35! And head to colbertlateshow.com/covidtour and pick up a LSSC COVID TOUR t-shirt and sweatpants. Or, as they’re now called, work clothes. All proceeds donated to @OpportunityFund!
We've all been saying his name for an entire year and tonight he'll finally join @StephenAtHome on A Late Show. Don't miss Dr. Anthony Fauci! #LSSC
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert We left the Ed Sullivan one year ago today. Last thing I did before walking out was take this picture. Hope to see you soon. Take care.
Hey, it's our friends @lakestreetdive! Their album OBVIOUSLY drops at midnight, and they'll perform their new single HYPOTHETICALS tonight on A Late Show! #LSSC
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert In an extended interview with @tompowercbc, late-night comedian @StephenAtHome and interdisciplinary artist @derek_del discussed their latest project, In & Of Itself, and why it's received such an intense emotional response from audiences. cbc.ca/1.5942114
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert It’s the twentieth anniversary of THE LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy, and I’m hosting a series of cast reunions to benefit local cinemas nationwide. Got a question? Tweet yours with #LOTR20
I have my own chocolate-less peanut butter cup. It’s called my fingers, in the jar.
“We must not be frightened nor cajoled into accepting evil as deliverance from evil. We must go on struggling to be human, though monsters of abstractions police and threaten us.” Robert Hayden #stayhuman
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert Maybe now CBS will finally let me sit down with Crown Prince Haakon of Norway and his wife, Mette-Marit Tjessem Høiby. They'll spill the mead on who eats the most Kjøttkaker (everyone knows it's Prince Sverre Magnus). Think of the ratings!
If you liked #InandofItself on @hulu , the one and only @derek_del has a beautiful new book #Amoralman
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“Am I Really About What I Say I’m About?”: Late Show Band Leader Jon Batiste on Living Up to His Values vanityfair.com/news/2021/03/l… via @VanityFair @colbertlateshow
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert The only plague that spreads faster than COVID is WandaVision spoilers.
Ah, spring! When a young man's fancy turns to wondering where he is in the vaccine line.
Glad some states are reopening in time for everyone to make good choices on St. Patrick’s Day.
.@JonBatiste performs his new single “I NEED YOU” exclusively on A Late Show! #LSSC
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert There's so much I admire about the French: their sophistication, their cinema, their willingness to prosecute former presidents.
Yeeeeaaah! Congratulations to Jon Batiste! You are Golden! twitter.com/goldenglobes/s…
Congratulations on the @MensHealthMag cover to my trainer, @KirkFitBeyond50! You promise I’ll look this good of it stick to veggies? #AreWafflesVegetables twitter.com/kirkfitbeyond5…
Thank you, Congressman. (And thanks, Bootsie!) twitter.com/JamaalBowmanNY…
Our favorite band Stay Human shared their favorite songs to play, their favorite songs to dance to and so much more in their very own Mood Mix! #LSSC
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert There’s a new Covid-19 variant in NYC, but it can’t truly call itself a New Yorker until it’s cried on the subway.
We're now learning that the Capitol Police may have had advance warning about the January 6th attacks, which means they must have infiltrated a secret white nationalist terror network! Or they’re on Twitter.
I answered your vegan Americone Dream questions, with a special appearance from Benny! #InsideScoopWithStephen
Find ways to help out with relief efforts in Texas at colbertlateshow.com/texas.
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert I feel like someone should tell Daft Punk this is literally the worst time to hang up your masks.
Tucker Carlson said Joe and Jill Biden's marriage is "as real as climate change." Because it's been around since the Carter administration, and it's only getting hotter?
It’s Fat Tuesday, so you know what tomorrow is: Fat Wednesday. It’s been a rough quarantine.
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