Stephen Colbert

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But will they admit they have a Boris Johnson?
In honor of #ClimateNight, I've written this tweet using only recycled letters.
To the UN delegates in town: diplomatic immunity doesn't apply to COVID.
From Walt Whitman’s “Crossing Brooklyn Ferry”. I first heard this in Ric Burns’ great “New York” documentary years ago and it still gets me every time.
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The Emmys are this weekend, and I really hope I get honored for my work. (I played a cheesesteak in Mare of Easttown.)
Can’t believe the Met Gala failed to invite the biggest influencer of our times: Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls.
My butt has the same hat!
The worms in the new “Dune” look amazing.
Tell me you’re a liar without telling me you’re a liar.
Wipe your tears, @nickjr fans. Steve from Blue’s Clues is here and he brought hugs. 🤗 #BluesClues255R
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To celebrate the first show of Season 7, we got you this:…
Some say this show will save America. Some say it will win an Emmy. I dream of a world where it both are possible. Let’s start with the Emmy.…
I don’t have a problem with the Pope owning a foosball table. But the white smoke every time he wins a game is a bit much.
TONIGHT: CNN's @clarissaward joins @StephenAtHome from Kabul to share first-hand accounts of how the Afghan people are dealing with America's withdrawal from the country. #LSSC
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Congratulations, Pete! Excited to hear your baby’s first words in eight different languages.
If American democracy is ever really in danger, I'm sure God will send us a sign.
His name is George. He went missing earlier this week from where he was staying near Tarrytown, NY. Have you seen him? It’s a one in a million shot, but we have no others…
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I have to put this speculation to rest. I am NOT dating Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer.
I don't remember this part of the song.
Biden's infrastructure bill is on the road to being passed. I hope. I hear the roads are in pretty bad shape.
Don't forget to enter to win a chance to come to The Late Show and have some ice cream with me. I'm thinking maybe Tonight Dough?
If Loki was the true god of chaos, he'd release a new episode today.
Inside this week’s cover story on @colbertlateshow: How @StephenAtHome Survived the Pandemic, Trump and the Loss of Laughter
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Our new show @cthashow premieres September 17. @cthagod - tell Comedy Central I said hi and I miss swearing on TV!
I think we've finally explained Dory's attention span.
That last season of "Westworld" was weird.
Kevin McCarthy’s latest pick for the Jan 6th commission:
If you think Olympic athletes need beds to have sex, then you haven't seen their floor routine.
I was set to go, but Mila talked me out of it, too.
It’s true. I can barely fit into my work bikini.
I hate when pop stars get political.
Congratulations to my dear friend Jim Smartwood and the whole incredible team @tooningout the News! Truly a moment in history!…
Congratulations to The Late Show’s extraordinary staff and crew (including my family) for doing extraordinary shows under extraordinary circumstances. I would do it all again, exactly the same way, but please let’s not.…
An itsy-bitsy, teeny-weenie, broccoli cheddar soup bikini
Congrats to @virgingalactic on launching @richardbranson into space. Someone had to do it. (I assume my invitation went straight to my spam folder?)
Big deal. I do the same to look like Stephen Colbert.
The Dodge Phantom of The Opera
As efforts to find the victims of the Surfside condo collapse continue in Florida, @jdickerson reflects on the heroism of first responders who rush to danger in the hope of saving the lives of others.
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It should not be possible for this DAILY animated show to exist, let alone be this good. #FYC #emmys…
Conan, thank you for 28 wonderful years of late night shows. Now, can I claim the title of “palest host?”
Can't wait for the Globetrotters to join the NBA and for the refs to discuss whether pantsing is a flagrant 1 or 2.
Congratulations to all my staff and crew on their very deserved Peabody. It's an honor to win the only award named after a time-traveling dog.
In honor of Prime Day, don’t forget to pay no income tax.
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