Stephen Colbert
19,249,337 followers
Freedom Media Ethics 
CoinGape_es 
Autoly Inc. 
In honor of #ClimateNight, I've written this tweet using only recycled letters.
To the UN delegates in town: diplomatic immunity doesn't apply to COVID.
From Walt Whitman’s “Crossing Brooklyn Ferry”. I first heard this in Ric Burns’ great “New York” documentary years ago and it still gets me every time.
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert The Emmys are this weekend, and I really hope I get honored for my work. (I played a cheesesteak in Mare of Easttown.)
Can’t believe the Met Gala failed to invite the biggest influencer of our times: Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls.
Wipe your tears, @nickjr fans. Steve from Blue’s Clues is here and he brought hugs. 🤗 #BluesClues255R
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert Want to help those affected by Hurricane Ida? Consider supporting these great orgs:
@AllHandsHearts allhandsandhearts.org/programs/hurri…
@DirectRelief directrelief.org/emergency/hurr…
@Americares americares.org/crisis-alerts/…
@2ndHarvestGNOA no-hunger.org
@RedCross redcross.org/about-us/our-w…
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert To celebrate the first show of Season 7, we got you this: twitter.com/colbertlatesho…
Some say this show will save America. Some say it will win an Emmy. I dream of a world where it both are possible. Let’s start with the Emmy. twitter.com/tooningout/sta…
I don’t have a problem with the Pope owning a foosball table. But the white smoke every time he wins a game is a bit much.
TONIGHT: CNN's @clarissaward joins @StephenAtHome from Kabul to share first-hand accounts of how the Afghan people are dealing with America's withdrawal from the country. #LSSC
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert Congratulations, Pete! Excited to hear your baby’s first words in eight different languages.
If American democracy is ever really in danger, I'm sure God will send us a sign.
His name is George. He went missing earlier this week from where he was staying near Tarrytown, NY. Have you seen him? It’s a one in a million shot, but we have no others…
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert I have to put this speculation to rest. I am NOT dating Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer.
Biden's infrastructure bill is on the road to being passed. I hope. I hear the roads are in pretty bad shape.
Don't forget to enter to win a chance to come to The Late Show and have some ice cream with me. I'm thinking maybe Tonight Dough? bit.ly/34n7Z1A
If Loki was the true god of chaos, he'd release a new episode today.
Inside this week’s cover story on @colbertlateshow:
How @StephenAtHome Survived the Pandemic, Trump and the Loss of Laughter wp.me/pc8uak-1lA283
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert If you think Olympic athletes need beds to have sex, then you haven't seen their floor routine.
Congratulations to my dear friend Jim Smartwood and the whole incredible team @tooningout the News! Truly a moment in history! twitter.com/tooningout/sta…
Congratulations to The Late Show’s extraordinary staff and crew (including my family) for doing extraordinary shows under extraordinary circumstances. I would do it all again, exactly the same way, but please let’s not. twitter.com/colbertlatesho…
Congrats to @virgingalactic on launching @richardbranson into space. Someone had to do it. (I assume my invitation went straight to my spam folder?)
Tonight. What joy. #SecondBreakfast twitter.com/colbertlatesho…
As efforts to find the victims of the Surfside condo collapse continue in Florida, @jdickerson reflects on the heroism of first responders who rush to danger in the hope of saving the lives of others.
Retweeted by Stephen Colbert It should not be possible for this DAILY animated show to exist, let alone be this good. #FYC #emmys twitter.com/tooningout/sta…
Conan, thank you for 28 wonderful years of late night shows. Now, can I claim the title of “palest host?”
Can't wait for the Globetrotters to join the NBA and for the refs to discuss whether pantsing is a flagrant 1 or 2.
Congratulations to all my staff and crew on their very deserved Peabody. It's an honor to win the only award named after a time-traveling dog.
Twiends™ uses the Twitter™ API, displays it's logo & trademarks, and is not endorsed or certified by them. These items remain the property of Twitter.
We do not sell followers, we only provide display advertising. Bots & fake accounts are not permitted on twiends. © 2009