Joe Stapleton (Stapes.eth gm, gm fine!)
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Some thoughts on the Jake and Ali coverage in the WSOP Main Event, from a live reporter’s perspective
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I’m filming my first comedy special with @laughafterdark this 9/1 at @TheComedyFort in Fort Collins, CO
Tickets are on sale now!
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how many emmy noms did COFFIN FLOP get
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This. This is how people should respond to frank ideological bullying. Huge respect for her. twitter.com/AnthonyMKreis/…
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Maybe the only justice we’ll read about for a while. twitter.com/mjmckean/statu…
Twitch streamer @GJReggie is in touching distance of winning her way to EPT Barcelona for the Women's Event...literally.
She's got one month to complete a flexibility challenge.
Can she do it? Check out her video diary here.
pokerstarsblog.com/en/news/twitch…
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having to go back to work as a POKER DEALER next week is going to suck ahahah like i know sooo many ppl are going to be happy for me & supportive but sitting there & having to deal after this experience…lol. & i know mfs will be like “oh u just won money i’m not tipping you” lol
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My favorite thing to do on stream these days and it works every time! twitch.tv/shalomshulitv
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton - Edinburgh Aug 5-12 🏴 What?! Of course I will! Also the headliner @Sammus_the_Hutt is going to knock your socks off! twitter.com/spoonfox/statu…
Not just one open mic, but TWO (Tuesday & Wednesday).
I’m in Green Bay, WI on Thursday, and by then I’ll have worked my way up to a show at a distillery! twitter.com/michaelianblac…
Ahahah great suggestion! (Am actually going to use this) twitter.com/mmmmarguerite/…
I were as good a writer as Brad I’d be able to make you cry over this, but I’m not so I won’t. Happy trails, fella. twitter.com/pokerstarsblog…
I would love see anyone who wants to come out tonight (St. Louis/Westport Funnybone 7:30pm), but I do want to remind everyone this is an open mic. 😂twitter.com/rungoodgear/st…v
It is possible. I started by winning a $0.50 spin n go and today I ended up winning step 4 LFG twitter.com/PokerStarsUK/s…
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton - Edinburgh Aug 5-12 🏴 Yet you can still buy tuna 15 yards from the gate. twitter.com/WriterJen/stat…
What do you mean this Panda Express doesn’t serve breakfast?
Yes. It does. Why would my professional email get laughs? twitter.com/professorjeste…
I’m up and on my way to LAX at 5am because I was offered an open mic spot in St. Louis tonight. A pretty standard struggling comedian story, really.
Here’s a joke that didn’t work the first time but it makes me laugh: I like to keep two email addresses. One for my regular stuff and one for my junk. You don’t want to be using your professional email to be sending pictures of your junk.
They can’t always know it when it’s happening, but I bet spam writers do a little dance every time a legitimate email gets hung up in your junk folder. That’s got to be a pretty good feeling.
It can take so little effort to change a stranger’s day for the better. That’s why I will always compliment a person’s hat. If they’re not wearing a hat, I will say “I bet you once wore a pretty cool hat.” Often times it leaves them speechless.
I might end up poking around here a little bit (and doing some standup down the road - July 31st)… twitter.com/PokerStarsBlog…
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton - Edinburgh Aug 5-12 🏴 I might end up poking around here a little bit (and doing some standup down the road - July 31st)… twitter.com/PokerStarsBlog…
This was a really fun podcast I did that wasn’t the same old same old. Fun questions and topics! twitter.com/likeikes/statu…
Was great to finally meet you! When we doing that podcast?? twitter.com/BryanFenley/st…
So after tonight's Sunday Million broadcast, I'm headed out on the road to do some comedy across these great United States!
July 12 & 13 - St. Louis, MO
July 14 - Green Bay, WI
July 15 - Festus, MO
July 16 - Murphysboro, IL
It's been a few weeks since me and my boy @J_Hartigan have broadcast any online poker for your eye and ear holes, but that hiatus ends today. But wait! There's more! We'll also be joined by @peace_ndloove to tell me all the things I'm getting wrong.
After a two-week hiatus, @Stapes & I return to the @PokerStars Arena tonight.
We’ll be joined by @peace_ndloove for cards-up coverage of the late stages of this week’s #SundayMillion.
18:30 BST / 19:30 CEST
twitch.tv/pokerstars
youtube.com/pokerstars
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton - Edinburgh Aug 5-12 🏴 July 31 in Nottingham! One night only! twitter.com/kenbundall/sta…
All the details are here: wegottickets.com/event/552265
Yes I’ve got a shit ton of shows across the Midwest (and Colorado) the next few weeks. Yes, I’ve got a short run in Edinburgh in August. But in between both of those I’m gonna do a quick little preview in Nottingham, UK at the end of July! Who wants to hang??
If you’re in the Cleveland area, my good friend is there doing a reading of his new book RAT PARK. Go hang out if you want to bend the ear of a VERY interesting dude. (Check out the link) bsideliquorlounge.com/event-details/…
See. So many great episodes! Search “Poker in the Ears” whenever you get your podcasts! twitter.com/ikepoker/statu…
If you want to hear the episode he’s talking about or any other - they’re all available if you search “Poker in the Ears” anyplace people get podcasts. Honestly, there’s some really good shit in there.
“Savor the mini victory” is one of the best pieces of advice I ever received. Of course…the guy who said that later got me too’d. Anyway. Ben’s story is a good one. twitter.com/BenWilinofsky/…
Morton’s Steak House:“Honorable Justice Kavanaugh was harassed by protestors while eating dinner here. Politics should not trample the right to eat dinner. Disturbing dinner was an act of selfishness & void of decency.” Whereas having your rapist's baby is divine. #FuckMortons
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton - Edinburgh Aug 5-12 🏴 This flight attendant is just walking down the aisle saying “Trash. Trash. Trash.” over and over again. Wow. Not how you treat your customers.
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton - Edinburgh Aug 5-12 🏴 I know I’ve got a lot of people in Boston. If you’re at a loose end tonight…how about you go check out this fella. He shares your love of CVS & lobster rolls. twitter.com/michaelianblac…
The Lynn Shelton "Of A Certain Age" Grant is now open for submissions! This grant provides $20,000 to an individual woman, non-binary, and/or transgender U.S. filmmaker, age 39 or older, who is working on their first narrative feature as a director. MORE: bit.ly/ofacertainage2…
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton - Edinburgh Aug 5-12 🏴 🇺🇸 Right to eat at Morton’s > women’s rights �twitter.com/dlippman/statu…x5kI
I have an interview with elon musk later wish me luck
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton - Edinburgh Aug 5-12 🏴 Love these two. Glad they get to express it the way they choose. twitter.com/CLAcaller/stat…
Enjoyed this conversation. Touched on something been bugging me lately. I'm convinced that using poker skills, or applying game theory generally, to real-life (non-game) situations is a pathology, and it makes me suspicious of anybody who admits doing it. crushlivepoker.com/podcasts/mixed…
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton - Edinburgh Aug 5-12 🏴 Very on point thread. twitter.com/electricalWSOP…
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton - Edinburgh Aug 5-12 🏴 We sold out. Tickets, that is. Our souls come later. twitter.com/Stapes/status/…
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