Joe Stapleton
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For any advice on how to launder your whites -- sheets or tighties -- seek the Ultimate Consultant @Stapes who has the Wonky Golden Ticket to God-Mode.....
@Stapes you can thank me later with Clorex twitter.com/CardCounterFil…
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This show is delightful, but you gotta start at the beginning to take the whole, slow ride to Toledo-crazy-town. twitter.com/pattonoswalt/s…
Think we just figured out the end of season 6 song. Always a fun moment when that locks in, and I can picture the final images/moments of a season.
Remember: season 5 returns Sept 5! Season 6 early 2022. @SHO_Billions
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**ELIZABETH HOLMES OFFERS TO TAKE NEW THERANOS LIE DETECTOR TEST TO PROVE INNOCENCE
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Finally an actual large scale RCT on this twitter.com/lymanstoneky/s…
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton I’m ranked a four?!
HOORAY, I’m ranked a four!!! twitter.com/random_chu/sta…
@Stapes My mom is my hero, and my hero has cancer.
If you have the time or inclination, I'd truly appreciate it if you could simply repost this link for the gofundme campaign I'm running for my mother. Thank you in advance.
#help #donate #Cancer
gofund.me/f277f14c
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton I am once again asking you to come to my comedy show in North Hollywood this weekend, but ALSO to watch today's WCOOP stream as there are only 8 players standing between one player and that player's $150,000, playas.
I talk about my experience as a poker consultant on The Card Counter extensively as it's happening on my own podcast - Poker in the Ears #PITE - but I told a bunch of the stories all in one place for CardPlayer. (Thanks for reminding me, Ryan.) twitter.com/ryanko/status/…
Off the top of my head: I advised on the script (dialogue & story), props, locations, set dressing, actors (principle & 300 background), and continuity for poker accuracy and authenticity. twitter.com/any2ldo/status…
Nope. And every scene when he wins a hand he says "I did this because I can count cards." twitter.com/daliman13/stat…
Texas has the highest rate of uninsured kids in America—double the national average, with 21% percent of kids living in poverty, not to mention recently cutting funding for babies with disabilities. Maybe work more on liking and caring for kids before shuttling legal abortions?
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton Vigilantes and Bounty hunters used to go after gunslingers and bank robbers.
Now in Texas it’s gonna be nurses, doctor’s receptionists and women recovering from traumatic medical procedures.
They sure are some tough hombres down there in the Lone Star State.
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton Whoever took his headshots must be really talented because you can't even tell he's obese twitter.com/kenklippenstei…
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton Sucks that Joe Rogan has been canceled. Will be interesting to hear what he says about it to his 11 million listeners the next time he hosts the world’s most popular podcast
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton Hotels: check in is at 11pm, checkout is at 5am. Bottled water is 5 million dollars. Enjoy your stay!
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton Looking forward to working with this amazing cast! @jillianbell @LilRel4 @BillyMagnussen @chacecrawford @ninadobrev @jamiechung1 twitter.com/variety/status…
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton Last Friday went so well, they didn't even LIGHT ME. Let's hope this Friday (September 3) goes just as well. eventbrite.com/e/chateau-frid…
Thank you to all the folks who came out to my show last Friday. I've got another this Friday at the Comedy Chateau in North Hollywood - and just for the folks who come to both shows: I WILL NOT BE REPEATING ANY MATERIAL (even though some of it was *cherry*).
For today's WCOOP stream we've got some real maniacs who by science all have a solid shot to win $215,000. The most recognizable name is of course, @LexVeldhuis, who by science streams himself, but if you watch ours you get to see all the hold cards.
LIVE in just over an hour!
Remember @LexVeldhuis from The @PokerStars Big Game?
No idea where he’s been for the last 10 years, but he’s made a #WCOOP2021 final table (alongside @fkovalski & ‘Lrslzk’).
We’re streaming the $2k 8-max (cards-up) at 13:30 ET / 18:30 BST / 19:30 CEST.
youtube.com/pokerstars
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton If only you had spent one day building up your spelling. twitter.com/Bruce41166169/…
Lotta people seem to think fat people are a bigger strain on the health care system than the unvaccinated. That might be true, but how many of them would turn down a free injection that would make them thin? 😂
You know who isn’t dying from covid?
Vaccinated people.
You know who isn’t taking up all the hospital beds?
Vaccinated people.
Have any of my friends (specifically Cali friends) done a solar deal with SunRun? Happy? Sad? Total scam?
The kid. ♦️
Tye Sheridan is Cirk in #TheCardCounter, only in theaters September 10.
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton We're down to the final five in this thing, and stacks are getting preeeeeeetty shallow, so if you like seeing big ol' flips for hundreds of thousands of dollars, you might wanna come hang for a bit.
After my biggest ever losing Sunday I’m commentating today on the final of the huge PokerStars $25,000 Super High Roller. Tune in to see this cruel and unusual punishment! Twitch.tv/PokerStars
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton Over the weekend, @PokerStars held a $25,000 buy-in super high roller. Today, we're covering the final 15 players down to the $657,557 winner - LIVE - starting in 25 minutes. If that doesn't do it for ya, tune in for the two players who might not even make their money back. 🤮
10pmET 🔥The Most Controversial... and never before aired footage you won’t want to miss #️⃣@CBSSportst@shaundeebe@AlecTorellil@wolf_clarencec@Stapese@thechrishansono@phil_hellmutht@BetRiversr@brandoncantut@PokerNight_TodddbY
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton 15 remain in the #WCOOP2021 $25k Super High Roller, competing for a $657k first prize.
Many of the usual suspects in the field, including recent 🏆 winners@SirWattss &@HeinzKArl999. Plus,@Amadi_177 &@JustinBonomoo.
Live coverage at 13:30 ET / 19:30 CEST
twitch.tv/pokerstarsIw
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton Vegas people! Go see Vargus at Brad Garrett’s this week. He’s hilarious! twitter.com/VargusMason/st…
Pump this in your lugholes while you’re grinding tonight’s $25k… twitter.com/PokerStars/sta…
Retweeted by Joe Stapleton Proof that old, tough guys could still be kind. twitter.com/TheOnlyEdAsner…
Maybe the study is a grower, not a shower. businessinsider.com/covid-19-may-c…
If you like online poker intrigue, this essay is 🔥.twitter.com/ToddWitteles/s…p
Weird how she conveniently leaves out that none of them had worms twitter.com/MdRisette/stat…
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