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My positive energy to #PrimeMinisterAbe right now.
I always feel like taking a nap. I can’t blame it because I’m in my 40’s. I know plenty of people my age with super energy. But I’m going to blame it because I’m in my 40’s. It makes me feel good having an excuse other than I’m lazy. #SmoothiniFacts #AdultingAndStuff
I hate being this tired during the day when I actually have to do things. Then wide awake at night when I have to fall asleep. #smoothiniFacts
Just a clip of me on stage.
I can never get tired of Law & Order: SVU
Smoothini Tee’s coming soon
Somebody please protect this man! lol twitter.com/georgetakei/st…
Happy Fourth to all my American friends …. Don’t blow up your hand or start a massive forest fire!!!
“The internet is a dark and evil place to find validation. The mirror is the only place to truly find it.” ~ #Smoothini #quotes #inspiration #motivation #perserverance #goals #goalsetting #SmoothiniFacts { pic by Stephanie Everett @freedivegirl }
I will be in Maine in this weekend.
To vote for a Republican this November is to spit in the faces of the families of the slain children.
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On the plane RIGHT NOW leaving Vegas to Baltimore to rock this! Who’s coming? I’m going to be shaking my ass on stage for you all. Holla at me or directly with @poesmagic @ Harry Reid International Airport instagram.com/p/Cdwty2-FrSd/…
Tickets are still available for tonight’s nonsense in Elkton, Maryland. instagram.com/p/CdjiB-gOvMG/…
In the bunker, getting ready for this weekend. Hi everyone!!! @ Las Vegas, Nevada instagram.com/p/Cc6TmsMPor6/…
Excited to formally announce that we will be a stop on AGT Semifinalist @Smoothini's east coast MAYhem tour May 13-14. Tickets now available at smoothini.elktonmagic.com
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Be sure to tune in to the newest episode of @HeyScoops (Episode 884 My Pimp Segway) for a mention of @Smoothini his bar magic and upcoming shows right here in Elkton!
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Just posted a photo @ Oceanside, California instagram.com/p/Cc1wUDArsPV/…
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EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I have been asked who was my inspiration in magic & comedy my answer since I was 15 was @theamazingj ….. man RIP. Hope the Windex is frosty on your side. My heart goes out to @SiaSynn soooo much. I don’t know how to even express my condolences to you. #hugs
I'm losing my beautiful, brilliant husband. My beep beeps. He's not responsive & our home hospice nurses say he's at his end stage. He's medicated, not in pain & calm and snuggled every minute with me at home. Destroyed. I love u forever @theamazingj. I know that everyone does.
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If you were wondering what a badass looks like... Check out this act by @SiaSynn the reactions are priceless. youtu.be/9rH1LvQd0CI #GoBigShow
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I've known @Smoothini for almost 10 years now, and can honestly say he's GREAT!
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This is the moment @rosariodawson and I became friends! Watch it happen tomorrow night on The @GoBigShowTBS!! 7PM on TBS!
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EPIC LIFE MOMENT ACHIEVED! 📷 Such an AMAZING time on the#GoBigShoww ! I'm SO EXCITED for my chance at the semi-finals to air tomorrow night on the@TBSNetworkk! @CodyRhodess@rosariodawsonn@TPAINN@bertkreischerr &@JenniferNettless were SWEETHEARTS@GoBigShowTBSS = BIG FUN! �iP
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Off to rehearsal. You know you love your career when you absolutely don’t even want to be awake and you drag your old ass to something. lol.
Got a new trick for my new residency in Vegas!!! So far, I made 4 people cry. It’s looking good.
Tonight...the @GoBigShowTBS airs 6 more AMAZING ACTS that you'll FLIP over! I'll be live tweeting, so join me with your reactions! That's my fellow Canuck, Manu the freakin' BULLJUMPER! 🐃#GoBigShoww@rosariodawsonn@TPAINN@JenniferNettless@CodyRhodess@bertkreischerr@TBSNetworkkj
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Any Magician’s going to the SAM convention here in Vegas? I’m passing through tonight after I perform. DM me if you want to meet up.
I’ve only been doing Twitter recently because every time someone famous does something ridiculously stupid, they pull up their Twitter. Not Facebook, MySpace, tik-tok, Instagram, suicidal manifestos… no. This crap. Might as well fill this with random thoughts.
Social Media… can you make this happen? #JayZverzuzEminem #EminemVerzuzJayZ
What did stalkers do before the internet? You figure the lazy one’s just fantasized.
There hasn’t been one single day that I have spent at home in the past 7 plus years that at some point I don’t hear one kid cry. Then I hear someone say, “cherish these moments”. Ok. Tell that to my blood pressure.
I don’t want to be cremated. But when I die you can clip my nails and shave my hair, ground my DNA into a fine powder and put it in a salt shaker. Then sprinkle my essence inside my favorite bars! #SmoothiniFacts
Once i was in a Beverly Hills restaurant & Betty White sat down at the table next to mine. i didn’t want to bother her. But after a few minutes she tapped me on the shoulder and with that radiant smile said “ Hello! Im Betty White.” People don’t do that in BH. I just love her
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To follow a point: you are unvaccinated? Great for you. I don’t care. I am. You shouldn’t care. You’ll probably be ok. Fine. If sadly this doesn’t work out for you, I am literally going to call you a piece of shit as you die. Or if you don’t and give it to someone and they die?
Shoot me a vote… let’s see what happens. infofamouspeople.com/famous/smoothi…
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