Andrew Thaler

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Ridiculous absurdity aside, "Joe Biden hires competent staff and listens to them" is not the slam dunk the Trump Campaign thinks it is. twitter.com/WardDPatrick/s…
Anonymous juror said they HADN'T BEEN OFFERED THE OPTION of indicting the officers. The fcking AG never put it on the table to them, and then played it like the Grand Jury just… decided not to. I am goddamn near INCOHERENT with rage. twitter.com/AAPolicyForum/…
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I'm starting to suspect that the whole Star Trek trope of progress in culture and art stopping in the 20th century and everything just being holodeck remakes of Mutiny on the Bounty and Dick Tracy might be the Trek's most prescient prediction. forbes.com/sites/scottmen…
Letting Muammar al-Gaddafi set global education priorities via bankrolling those horrible green laptops was not actually a good idea. twitter.com/tlakomy/status…
I had no idea there were any intact ekranoplanes left. What a weird piece of aviation/maritime history. twitter.com/JohnDiesattheE…
"In the last three months America has lost more people than Sri Lanka lost in 30 years of civil war. If this isn’t collapse, then the word has no meaning." twitter.com/RocketToLulu/s…
Nothing is "the thing" that brings down the Trump Administration. All of it matters.
Gang, just putting it out there that Effin’ Birds — a social media cartoon that is nothing but birds and swear words — paid $24,000 in taxes last year
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Remember when it was a massive scandal that Romney's effective tax rate was *only* 14% in 2011? Mitt Romney paid $1.9 million in income tax that year.
Tired: Hunter Biden. Conspired: Justin Kennedy. twitter.com/PGourevitch/st…
Literally the worst businessman in American History. twitter.com/ClaraJeffery/s…
$100M could have gone to pay for teachers and healthcare providers in rural North Carolina, it went to criminals instead twitter.com/SarahTaber_bww…
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If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
I mean, I avail myself of every possible legal tax loophole that I can claim, and I still pay more taxes each quarter than Trump has in the last 15 years. But then again, my business is actually profitable. 🤷‍♂️
To summarize the NYT story: Trump got a bunch of $ from his daddy. He lost it all, but then he got paid hundreds of millions to play a billionaire on TV. He tried to use that $ to become a real billionaire, but he lost it all again. Now he's starting over, but we're his daddy.
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The Trumps are broke. That's the punchline.
The President of the United States should resign.
My table saw blade is painted red... which is great when you rip a massive chunk of hardwood and then have to do a shock check to make sure that the bloody-looking streaks around the cut aren't digital. In other news, I'm getting really good at making razor sharp mitres.
Seriously, it's just pages of this and requests for maintenance recommendations.
I'm eternally grateful that my town's NextDoor is 93%: Q: Did anybody lose their pet bird?! A: That's an eastern bluebird, Jan. They live here. twitter.com/xeni/status/13…
Neat! This analysis of climate change and how it is presented in video games cites our work on public understanding of science. gamestudies.org/2003/articles/… Cc @DrAndrewThaler
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Two weeks ago a certain subset of Instagram was outraged because Rwanda had strict, effective quarantine rules that were actually being enforced regardless of whether or not you were an influencer trying to "bring awareness about gorillas". twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…
So, has anyone found a good mask that fits over a beard, yet?
Job alert! Research Manager with the Nunatsiavut Government in Nain, NL. Full time, permanent. Great position in a great place! Please share! @LabInstitute #IndigenousResearch nunatsiavut.com/wp-content/upl…
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Need some news that is not bad today? I did —> No reported deaths, entanglements for North Atlantic right whales this year | CBC News cbc.ca/news/canada/ne…
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Compared to the area map, you really get an idea for how dishonest it is to show votes by area instead of by population.
Incidentally, I'd really like to see more treemaps like this for 2020. You lose the fun of having an outline of a state, but it really highlights how huge the population differences between counties really are.
Maryland begins counting ballots on October 1. So why don't we skipped the angst and just say that whoever has the most votes in Maryland on October 2 is the president? It's only fair.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but phrenology is still racist pseudoscientific garbage. Yes, even "phrenology, but with algorithms".
In his big announcement about banning offshore oil and gas drilling off the coasts of FL, SC and GA, Trump neglected to say that his administration will still air gun blasts that experts say likely harms sea life. Via @dino_grandoni washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/…
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I think I haven't mentioned this week that it would be handy if people preordered my book, so hey kids, preorder my book also please tell Desus and Mero to have me on their show because I already have my neon sign picked out. thanks! boldtypebooks.com/titles/chanda-…
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This is terrible and we need to push back as hard as we can. It’s the newest version of the #StudentBan. twitter.com/reichlinmelnic…
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Attention deep sea scientists: The important position of Chair of SIOFA (South Indian Ocean Fisheries Agt) Scientific Committee has opened up. apsoi.org/node/587
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President issues executive order to protect pathetic conservative snowflakes' precious feelings. twitter.com/RoxannePrichar…
You need to understand that Trump's Campaign Strategy is functionally The Secret. twitter.com/TomLevenson/st…
I can’t think of a better synecdoche of 2020 academic life than being trapped in a elevator with two children, a mobile phone, and a shaky internet connection and deciding that you might as well go ahead and give a video-streamed lecture to hundreds of students twitter.com/jayvanbavel/st…
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Just remember, Soft Serve Mussolini is failing so bad, losing so hard, so utterly broke and pathetic that his team is grasping for whatever weird loophole strategy they can fine. Be worried. Be vigilant. But Trump is weak and wants you to think he's strong. twitter.com/Teri_Kanefield…
You know how looking back in hindsight we could have saved hundreds of thousands of lives and would be getting back to normal by now if we had seriously committed to the most drastic lockdowns in late March? But instead we have a slow rolling disaster? That, but Climate Change.
And the last horse crosses the finish line. twitter.com/NateSilver538/…
I can't believe I almost forgot, happy Old Diver Day! May you live a life that deserves a tombstone like Augustus Abner McGuire. Old Diver, Old Diver, what do you say?
I mean, at this point Trump's basically conceded, so maybe Biden should announce his Supremes pick tomorrow. twitter.com/AndrewSolender…
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