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We took my oldest to school the other day and it was still dark out. A couple hours later, we went to run an errand and my 2 year old said, "Oh good. They turned on the lights." She was talking about the sun.
The Abhorrent Cyber-Bullying Of @LilNasX Is A Reminder That LGBTQ+ Kids Need Our Support “Lil Nas X is a beacon of rising above, but one example isn’t enough to support LGBTQ+ kids.”
The ‘Most Wonderful Time Of The Year’ Is Also The Most Stressful For Moms “When I forgot to move the Elf on a Shelf, I had a small breakdown. A tad overdramatic? Yes, yes I was.”
We yearn for the days they can do things on their own. But no tells you how heartbreaking it is when it actually happens.
The Stress Of The Holidays When You’re Part Of The Working Poor “The financial drain of the holidays leaves us poor-ish people in a bit of a pickle until W-2 time.”
Do you ever notice that when someone says, "I just find it interesting that..." it's never particularly interesting? I think about this a lot.
Will Smith's New Memoir Reveals He Thought About Killing His Abusive Father “I’m Will Smith. No one would ever believe I killed my father on purpose.”
Whitney Port Is Pregnant But Fears It's 'Likely Another Unhealthy Pregnancy' 💔
Now That Kids Can Be Vaccinated For COVID, What Does That Mean For Mask Mandates?
Shout out to all the parents whose kids are going to wake up at 4:30am instead of 5:30am this weekend while all you childless people brag about another hour of sleep. Fuck you, Daylight Savings.
Kids Between 5 And 11 Can Finally Get Vaccinated — Parents Are Celebrating “‘I got up early to book appointments and to be honest started crying when the confirmation emails hit my inbox,’ Kirsten C., mom to two daughters, 9 and 5.”
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Internet Supports Anna Faris After Chris Pratt's Post About His 'Healthy' Daughter “Chris Pratt posted on Instagram thanking his new wife for his ‘healthy’ daughter, and the internet thinks it’s a dig at Anna Faris.”
My kid ran into a pole and got hurt. He didn't notice the pole because he was looking up at the sky, "because it was beautiful." When they tell you to encourage them to see the beauty in everything, they should have provided some disclaimers.
Texas Governor Accuses LGBTQ Books Of Containing 'Pornography' In School Library Fight
JoJo Siwa Says It 'Feels Amazing' To Be Labeled A 'Gay Icon' “JoJo is embracing her role as a ‘gay icon’ and we're here for it.” 🏳️‍🌈
Kid: Can I have some cookies? Me: No. Kid: Grandpa said I can. Me: Still no. Kid: But don't I have to listen to you and Daddy? Me: Yes. Kid: And grandpa is your dad. So you need to listen to him. Me: Kid: Okay? Me: We have no more cookies. Grandpa ate them all.
Abortion In America: Here’s What Could Happen, And It Looks Dire “This case will decide if anyone has the constitutional right to a pre-viability abortion. Arguments are set to begin December 1.”
Adele Releases Blooper Reel For 'Go Easy On Me' And We're Howling “Oh, you had no idea Adele was hysterically funny? Now you do.”
My child is currently crying and screaming at me because the sun is setting. Instead of getting frustrated, I'm choosing to look at the positive: he thinks I run the world.
CDC Director: Kids Should Get Vaccine Even If They've Had COVID-19 “CDC director Dr. Rochelle Walensky says even if kids have antibodies from a prior COVID infection, they should ‘absolutely’ get vaccinated.”
This Year, Say No To Performative Volunteerism And ‘Poverty Porn’ “I've seen parents not only force their kids to volunteer—especially on actual holidays, like Thanksgiving and Christmas—but also take pics and slap them on social media.”
I wish someone had told me that having two children with opposing personalities would mean I would have to parent them differently too, while still being the same parent to both. Parenting each child in a distinct way is hard, tricky, and downright impossible most days.
You’ll Never Guess the Weird Animal Milk Kristen Bell Bought for Her Kids "When telling the story, Kristen had to close her eyes and cover her face." 😂@KristenBelll
Study Finds HPV Vaccine Reduces Cervical Cancer Rates By 87% “The first generation of women who received the HPV vaccine had 87 percent fewer incidences of cervical cancer.”
After 'Rust' Tragedy, The Rock Vows To Stop Using Real Guns On Set “Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson just made a pledge that could change the film industry — and make it safer for everyone.” @TheRock
Me: I hate being sick. Husband: Honey, you need to rest. Me: But the house is a mess & there is so much to do. Husband: Don't even worry about it. Me: Awwww, thank you. I just---- Husband: The mess will still be there when you feel better. Me: Not where I thought that was going.
8 Signs You’re The Victim Of Gaslighting “Because gaslighting is insidious — it is manipulative and transpires over a long period of time — one of the key signs of gaslighting is actually internal.”
How To Prepare Babies And Kids For The End Of Daylight Saving Time “Hell week is about to begin!” 😩😩�
I miss the days of feeling sick and going on WebMD to explore all the various ailments I might have… “Is it a cold, or do I have African Sleeping Sickness?" Now, it’s just like, "Covid, yes or no?"
You Can Now Book A Stay In Carrie Bradshaw's Apartment Whaaaaatttt??!!! @SJP ❤️
SBTB Season 2 Trailer Hints Jessie & Slater Might Be A Thing Again “A rekindled Jessie and Slater romance in the new season of Saved by the Bell? Our 90s hearts can hardly take it.” 😍@mariolopezvivaa@ElizBerkleyy
From A Doctor: The Most Important Things To Know About Getting Pregnant After Miscarriage “Trying to get pregnant after a miscarriage can be fraught with anxiety and stress. It’s normal to feel nervous.”
I think we’d benefit if, instead of explaining why our strong-willed daughters are the way they are, we accepted them for who they are, supported them equally in their dreams, and stopped trying to mold them into a version that is acceptable to society’s expectation of them.
Starbucks Debuts New Holiday Cups — And Dairy-Free Holiday Drink ☃️☃️☃️
I Had To Break Up With My Own Mom To Be A Good Mom To My Kids “It goes against the tide, against cultural and societal expectations, to disconnect from your parent(s). It can be really hard for people to understand.”
I Was Screened At The ER For Suicide And Self-Harm Last Year
My signature dish is scraping off the black parts and hoping for the best. *chef's kiss*
TikTok Is Causing A Whole Lot Of Straight Women To Question Their Life Choices “If you're a straight woman who is regularly on #wlw (women loving women) TikTok … let’s just say I’m giving you a little playful side-eye.”
IDGAF If You Think It’s ‘Outdated’ — Why I’m Teaching My Kids Cursive
You can look at that Halloween candy one of two ways: 1. This is too much sugar for my kids, or 2. I won't have to make them breakfast for days! Choose wisely.
Mom With OnlyFans Banned From Volunteering At Her Kids’ School “Another parent seriously took the time to find this woman's OnlyFans account, subscribe, and then send the photos to the school administration. Unreal.”
Press Secretary Jen Psaki Is An Absolute Badass — 10 Of Our Favorite Moments @PressSec is f*cking goals when it comes to owning a room and shutting up idiots while delivering facts.
It’s Okay Not To Have Kids, But It’s Not Okay To Treat Kids Like Crap “Some childfree adults have a distorted expectation of how children are ‘supposed to’ act.”
Husband: You spent HOW much at Target? Me: It's not about what I did spend. It's about what I could have spent. And didn't. Husband: How does that help? Me: You just had to be there. You would have been proud of my will power.
The Great Resignation Is In Full Swing, Because No Sh*t
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