Come celebrate a decade of me not falling in a mysterious hole and getting stripped for parts by Martian aliens intent on conquering Earth... which used to be their home! Twist ending! I forget what I was talking about. Oh, right, some live chat thing.
Check it out! twitter.com/MarsCuriosity/…
Load this is 4K and then just stare at it until the shocking enormity of the universe collapses your sense of self into a tiny speck of dust and then order a pizza. That’s a good night in. twitter.com/NASAWebb/statu…
Thanks to the Supreme Court, NASA will no longer be allowed to abort launches – so I hope y'all like having rockets crash into your houses because some assholes think fifteen cells in goop are the same as a person.
In order to control population growth, all men on Mars will be forcibly neutered with one of my old drill bits.
If you don’t think that’s fine then tough shit because apparently body autonomy doesn’t exist anymore.
Scientists made a robot and now it's on another planet taking this picture of some stupid rocks and sand and then emailing it back to Earth so you can vaguely scroll past it on your phone while eating some yogurt.