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.@RachelFeinstein, @hasanminhaj, @iamcolinquinn, and @SarahKSilverman are teaming up with MSK on April 20. Experience a one-night-only comedy show benefiting blood cancer research. Get your Comedy vs Cancer tickets today at cvc.live/tickets.
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T.J. Hooker premiered OTD in 1982.
William Shatner loves nothing more than jumping on moving vehicles, buses, cars, planes etc... Personally, I love nothing more than Heather Locklear.
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NASHVILLE- Go to work hungover on Thursday because you came to the Ryman Weds night. Oh shit- TOMORROW! twitter.com/marcuskdowling…
The fact that Amanda Bynes flagged a car down, told them she was having a psychotic episode and called 911 herself actually gives me a lot of hope for her well-being.
That's a huge deal. When she's ready, I hope she can be proud of herself for that.
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Pence is a real clammy nutsack. I bet he smells like a stomach ache twitter.com/lindyli/status…
An honest question for you, @Mike_Pence, after your attempted joke this weekend. If your grandchild was born prematurely and placed on a ventilator at two months old - their tiny fingers wrapped around yours as the monitors beep in the background - where would you be?
Retweeted by Sarah Silverman Mike Pence, who is known for his homophobia, made homophobic comments tonight about Pete Buttigieg - mocking him for going on "maternity leave."
May I point out that Mike Pence with all his military fervor, has never served in the military.
But Pete has...
Retweeted by Sarah Silverman Don't Look Up director Adam McKay on our strange moment--in an emergency but acting as if we weren't.
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Retweeted by Sarah Silverman First it was Critical Race Theory, then it was Gender Ideology, and now Mom's For Liberty doesn't want teacher's teaching, wait for it. Empathy. These fucking morons need to scurry back under the rocks from which they came. Unreal! #DemVoice1 #FreshResists
Retweeted by Sarah Silverman Danger! Workers are doing too well! Call the Fed to shut that down! A conversation with former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers. Watch the full interview in our latest episode, now streaming on @AppleTVPlus.
Retweeted by Sarah Silverman NASHVILLE I’m coming for you WEDNESDAY for some @theryman action with a SURPRISE OPENER twitter.com/comedynews/sta…
Not a drag queen. Not a trans person. Not a gay man. A politician. Arrested on child pornography charges. twitter.com/AzPetrich/stat…
Retweeted by Sarah Silverman .@2chainz & @SarahKSilverman are the duo you didn’t know you needed.
Tonight at 10P on a new Most Expensivest on VICE TV.
Retweeted by Sarah Silverman Totally brilliant. Electric performances (Mia Barron holy shit) This play makes you wonder what life could be if only we could work up the courage to talk to each other twitter.com/SantinoFontana…
Great review of @PayorDieFilm which just premiered at SXSW. Congrats to filmmakers Scott Alexander Ruderman & Rachel Dyer on a brilliant and vital documentary hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-r…
A wise doctor friend of mine remarked recently, “In Congress, they’re not trained well enough to understand science, so they think of it as ‘just another opinion.’” The same often applies to celebrities. You’re entitled to your own opinions, but not your own facts.
Retweeted by Sarah Silverman Mountain Winery in Saratoga, CA on May 11 is ON SALE NOW. Get all tix here kids⬇️
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Anti-gay, drag ban supporting Tennessee Lt. Gov Randy McNally has been “openly leaving heart emojis and other encouraging comments under very racy pics on the instagram page of a young gay male aspiring performer”
@TheTNHoller is on 🔥 tnholler.com/2023/03/anti-l…F
Retweeted by Sarah Silverman Well how about that. Those scripted-news media twats at Sinclair are pretending to care about children while pumping parents with rage over nothing-burger shit - I promise you won’t see them fighting for gun safety for schools, but non-binary outfits? War. SMH
This mom holds a conceal-carry permit. Her youngest was seriously injured at Oxford HS and her eldest was in lockdown at Michigan State.
She testified today for Michigan’s common sense gun violence prevention package.
Nobody should have to go through what she’s gone through… twitter.com/McdonaldRivet/…
Retweeted by Sarah Silverman This link for all dates: laylo.com/sarahsilverman… twitter.com/SarahKSilverma…
I’ll be at The Mountain Winery in Saratoga, CA on May 11. You can get your tickets now with presale code LIPS before the general public on sale this Friday at 10am
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"UK, LISTEN UP.
"You now have the opportunity, if you move to the private system, to go bankrupt because of medically related debt."
Bernie Sanders has one message for Britain: Keep the NHS public.
Retweeted by Sarah Silverman CHARLOTTE NC IM GONNA BE IN YOU⬇️ charlotteobserver.com/entertainment/…
You gotta watch this til the end holy shit twitter.com/TheProblem/sta…
Sarah Silverman explains that social media, cable news, and politicians profit from our anger.
Fox, Facebook, and Twitter have a business model that incentivizes them to keep us outraged; often that compels them to spread lies.
#FoxFiles @SarahKSilverman
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Retweeted by Sarah Silverman Last chance to come and meet me at my NYC show at The Beacon WHILST taking climate action w @nrdc_org for a chance to win⬇️⬇️ propeller.la/sarahsilverman…
Portsmouth, NH got swastika’d on the black & Jewish owned businesses in town and the only temple. 16 swastickas spraypainted by 2 people. I hope they find those sad motherfuckers. twitter.com/StopAntisemite…
Y’all - No SSPodcast this week- doing just three shows a month while on tour♥️
Injustice happens in empty courtrooms. But a growing movement of volunteer court watchers is showing up & documenting what they see. This powerful short film-"The Court Watchers"-tells the story. *Score by Fiona Apple. Narration by Jesse Williams.*
Watch:
Retweeted by Sarah Silverman You blow your nose into a tissue. No boogers, just pure nose water. You throw it in the:
.@SarahKSilverman was spectacular all week on @TheDailyShow. Check out Sarah on why we’re so divided. twitter.com/TheDailyShow/s…
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