Grow Your Twitter Free
Want To Grow Your Twitter?
We help other people find and follow you on Twitter.
Key Info:
Started in 2009
Over 4.5 million signups
Country targeting provided
We never auto tweet to your timeline
We never auto follow others
We actively moderate our community
Please Share
Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.  chrome

Richard Lindesay

Comedying tonight at Jaggers Comedy Club @CameoBmth with 58.5 jokes and a flute.
Ok time to settle this once and for all. Where did humans come from?
Comedying tonight at @hideawaylive with 22.5 jokes and a flute #standupcomedy #flutefans
Just went to public toilet that smelled like a shit monster had been in there, eaten all the shit, shat it out, and died
Taking part in Talk like a Pirate Day but it's not working as no-one else around me knows Somali. #TalkLikeAPirateDay
Likewise! Was lovely to meet you and see you in action. twitter.com/realddp/status…
So I went to hold hands with Diamond Dallas Page and then this happened #ddpuktour #ddpy @RealDDP
Comedying at @angelcomedy Sunday night with 9.5 jokes and a flute
Glad they cleared that up
Fantastic show tonight. Awesome sets from @ryanemcdonnell @RichardLindesay and the amazing @MarkPalmerComic. What a way to close a show!!
Retweeted by Richard Lindesay
Big thanks to @RichardLindesay for coming coming to @NewburySpeakers, now brimming with ideas on how the go from amusing to funny
Retweeted by Richard Lindesay
Comedying at @ComedyAvengers at the Boathouse Taunton tonight, 8pm. There'll be a joke about Jerry Maguire.
Found out there is a shop called HMV where you can go and buy yourself a tiny little bit of Netflix
Looking forward to hearing from our guest presenter @RichardLindesay @NewburySpeakers tomorrow evening
Retweeted by Richard Lindesay
Been travelling a bit recently. Here's a picture of me in Bali.
Three years ago, my first time at @angelcomedy. Back there on Sunday.
I thought that Mod Cons were criminals that worked at the Ministry of Defence
Get tickets for Fools Suffering Gladly, 3rd November, Museum of Comedy, London. #flutebox #kiwi museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/shows/873578979
Two jokes walk into a bar And one says to the other "Is this the first time you've meta-joke?" 🤓�@RichardLindesayayhowler.co/joke/86575rz
Retweeted by Richard Lindesay
This is what I call a donkie, which is a selfie, but... #DonkeyOfTheDay
Surcharges are a bit sexist, never seen ma'amcharges.
Comedying at #Boardmasters2017 Friday evening in Keg and Pasty tent. With 55.5 jokes and a clipboard.
Doing jokes about doctors and health, at @KomediaBath.
Australians and New Zealanders are pretty much the same #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion
In the movie Titanic, the iceburg plot seemed tacked on. #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion
Comedying at @CarlsComedyClub. PS this isn't ages ago, the photo is intentionally black and white.
Comedying at @KomediaBath tomorrow night, closing the night with 55.5 jokes and a clipboard. #standupcomedy
On @KennetRadio in an hour and a bit talking comedy with @SamMichaelC
Comedying on @KennetRadio this Thursday at 7pm, on Sam Michael's show. And it will be streaming.
Discovered that if you inhale David Beckham perfume, your voice starts to sound like his.
I'm closing the Comedy Hour with Kernow King, on Friday the 11th of August, at Boardmasters Festival in Cornwall.
Don't drive faster than 30Mph into this bin
This is what I call Peeing up a Curry
Modernisation - How many pods would a podcaster cast if a podcaster could cast pods
How to get broken key remote: 1/ take it to @CobblerCare Newbury for battery replacement, 2/ staff break it and conceal it from you. Done.
My Dad is really clever, but too hairy. All brains and no Braun. #1PUN
My review of @CostaCoffee new Colombian beans - Terrible but not atrocious
Panama Geisha filter at @Colonna_Smalls before Comedying at @KomediaBath
Finally located my long lost childhood hide-and-seek friend
Tonight someone told me that my comedy Alice Coopered her makeup. @RealAliceCooper, you are a verb.
 
Twiends uses the Twitter™ API, displays it's logo & trademarks, and is not endorsed or certified by them. These items remain the property of Twitter.