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I love girls because you’ll have a headache and they’ll say “have you taken tylenol?” and without them that thought would literally never occur to me
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“I cant believe we actually won the Star Wars!” Star Wars (1977) twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…
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I’ve got a similar situation going on over here: twitter.com/steve_pierce/s…
Nothing says “I’m uncultured swine and I’m fine with it” like slotting a Blink-182 record between Billy Joel and Bob Dylan on your shelf.
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*genie pops out of lamp* “what do you wish for?” “a cure for COVID” “ok granted now there is a vaccine” “amazing” “except not everyone will take it” “wait what” “boom! you just got genied!” “ok can i wish for more people to take it” *genie is gone*
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Did you know if you get your foot stung by a stingray they make you sit shamefully on the beach with your foot in a sack that says stingray and has stingrays on it
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People have started spelling tick-tock “Tik Tok”, like the app, even when it’s not the app. This is confusing.
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I think the world started falling apart when we stopped teaching cursive.
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I know it’s the wrong spelling but I like to say I’m exercising my demons because I’m hoping it’ll all workout.
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GIF stands for "Graphics Interchange Format" but of course there is a great debate over whether it's REALLY pronounced "Giraffe-ics Interchange Format"
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blackbird singing in the deadass night
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If you adjust for inflation, the most expensive scene in film history is the Zoolander gasoline fight.
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Goal met, so it’s gonna happen! Don’t miss your chance to get one of your own, only 8 hours left! kickstarter.com/projects/docto… Excited to get mine! @doctoroctoroc
having fun w this tik tok face drumming filter
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DOC BROWN: this is the capacitor which will enable our delorean to travel through time MARTY MCFLY: weird flux but ok (now to just travel back in time to whenever this would be most relevant to post)
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you ever hold down the shift key on your keyboard while pressing a letter? fun little easter egg
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A good way to tell elder millennials from younger ones is to shriek-sing “PEACHES COME FROM A CAN” at them and see what happens
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if at the register you tip jar-choose Maleficent over Ursula, I won't know what to say to you anymore.
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How To Make the Perfect David Bowie Album: What You'll Need: Low, LP "Heroes", LP Superglue Directions: Glue the two records together with each Side-A facing inward. Let dry overnight. Follow me for more recipes!!
Knives Out 2 (dir: Rian Johnson)
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Just did a questionnaire to figure out if my workplace is toxic, turns out it is MAJORLY toxic. Also, I work for myself, by myself. #ToxicTuesday
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This does not feel out of the realm of possibility twitter.com/ellenc__01/sta…
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When I respond "HAHAHAHAH!!!" with an "H" at the end, that's not a mistake. That's my laughter turning into agony.
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Me: Oh awesome I love this movie, I should rewatch it Disney+: You only got 70% through the credits when you watched it a year ago, probably just coming back to finish those up right?
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if jesus had been a baker, there would have been thirteen apostles
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you can tell the long being already senses it in the first panel, the telltale sounds of the tiptoes struggle
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in response to this comic, so many long beings have told me they are genuinely happy to ✨assist✨ and they want other beings to know this. ❤️
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We need to come up with a name for when YouTube plays an ad before a trailer and the ad is the trailer you wanted to watch. Just clicked on the Space Jam trailer. Had to watch an ad. It was the Space Jam trailer. It ended and the Space Jam trailer started.
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TimeHop app about to start feeling real weird.
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a dandruff shampoo for werewolves called “head and shoulders, knees and toes”
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Chiefs gonna get flagged for too many men on the field during this halftime show.
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Wonder if @NintendoAmerica knows we’re using their mariokart tech to transmit Wayne’s face onto the video wall for these #flaminglips bubble shows
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As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be a patriot.
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sometimes instead of doing my job I listen to Dance Yrself Clean and pretend I’m pressing buttons in a space ship
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I love Len’s “Steal My Sunshine” more than I love a considerable amount of The Beatles’ catalog.
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the first time i heard the term "reverse engineering" i didn't know what it meant but i was able to figure it out from the context.
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does joe biden really come from scranton? we need to see a birth certificate. #Debates2020
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It IS coming out tomorrow! Thanks for asking! The Jump Scares “10 / 32” will be available everywhere! The only reason I’m retweeting this is because the world should see this AWESOME art!! Thanks for sharing!! twitter.com/bogdoot/status…
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The cat was sitting on my green screen so I photoshopped her into some stuff haha green screens are as fun as everyone says
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If you ask me, it’s like the last season of America and the writers are going nuts!
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