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Just want to share another beautiful #song from @JoeNichols ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽค.. and wearin#rocknrollroll @officialqueenmusic tee listening #countrymusicusic ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŒˆโค๏ธ .I love it all. Nite๐Ÿ’‹ @ Las Vegas, instagram.com/p/CS3ljFFAdib/โ€ฆlAVFuSz
How epic! Love my #niece @karatop_ and her friend @komallmittall ๐Ÿ’ฏโค๏ธ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ .. one thinks Iโ€™m dead.. one thinks Iโ€™m 30!!! Yay!! @ Luxor Hotelinstagram.com/p/CS3ca5wggmY/โ€ฆo/8xkSTbcvTl
Showtime!!! #saturdaynight ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽคโค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ.. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” @ Luxor Hotel and Cinstagram.com/p/CS3CQXqHa51/โ€ฆ4C9xfm
Headed back east for some road shows in October. 10/7 at @mgmnationalharbor 10/8 at @BorgataAC and 10/9 at @MGMSpringfield #vip #ctmeetngreet tix available on carrottop.com instagram.com/p/CS0eVMgrD73/โ€ฆ
Have a great weekend everyone! ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฅ• ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ @ Players Locker binstagram.com/p/CSz8hWgBea4/โ€ฆ/t.co/GUVx6UUwzh
Great ending to a great dayโ€ฆ happy birthday to my beautiful mom ..and now dinner w my boo bear! ๐ŸพGreat crowd tonight.. so much โค๏ธ ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒˆ @ Las Vegainstagram.com/p/CSyV40Xg2t3/โ€ฆKsqp8YQpuj
BRAND NEW #song from @therollingstones ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป..well new from 1981 ! Never released !! Gre#rocknrollo#musicsic โค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ @ Las Vegainstagram.com/p/CSxoE_0pdmC/โ€ฆDS5jZPPelv
Found a replacement when Iโ€™m sickโ€ฆ.โค๏ธ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŒˆ @ AREA1instagram.com/p/CSxdHo1hLIz/โ€ฆQO
#happybirthday MOM! โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ fu@AREA15officialal @ AREA1instagram.com/p/CSxRA0AhTsV/โ€ฆAC
Dinner time w boo bear! ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿโ€ฆ โค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜‚ @ Las Vegas,instagram.com/p/CSvvznUgc25/โ€ฆWZYY6Qb3
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @ Las Vegas, Nevainstagram.com/p/CSvByOPJIEe/โ€ฆ3vO
Great night @LuxorLV โ€ฆand got in and quick afterโ€ฆ thanks @JeffMolitz keeping me right up front.. see ya tomorrow night. I owe you $โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽค @ Luxor Hotel aninstagram.com/p/CStEimngjMJ/โ€ฆ6ndDKTpZf
Off to @LuxorLV ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฏsee you all there! ๐Ÿ’‹ stuck between a@TheRockherock and a hard placeโ€ฆ letโ€™s go! @ Las Vegas, Ninstagram.com/p/CSshVAmnOLW/โ€ฆcQLW7s
This @therandytravis #song says it all.. if it ainโ€™t one thing itโ€™s another!โ€ฆ oh well ! #life ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿทโ€ฆ great crowd tonight! Thanks for#love#love โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’‹ help me @coxcommunications @ Las Veginstagram.com/p/CSqpH6cgZb1/โ€ฆ/UFPRjuK5Be
Had to โ€ฆ little #countrymusic from my buddy neil McCoy ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปโ€ฆ you gotta love โค๏ธ that! โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ. Speed bump ๐ŸŽฅ @ Las Veinstagram.com/p/CSptwGAhKEF/โ€ฆo/nfwTf8IimQ
My Monday morning #petpeeve ๐Ÿ˜‚ unless people are doing this stupid shit on purposeโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ“ธโ€ฆ I think =the scorpion bite made me cranky .. ๐Ÿฆ‚+๐Ÿท=๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Šโค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป Iโ€™m back ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŽค @ Lasinstagram.com/p/CSpiNADBEIJ/โ€ฆt.co/Hvw66Sg5sR
These moments in life are priceless! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฆโค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆโ€ฆ๐Ÿฅƒ ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ’ฏ @willienelsonofficial instagram.com/p/CSnasC5phXB/โ€ฆps://t.co/J5LBfH2oUx
Updateโ€ฆ so sorry to everyone who was planning on coming to show tonight.. fuckin๐Ÿฆ‚๐Ÿ˜ก.. had to cancel! Canโ€™t walk .. but either can he ๐Ÿฆ‚โ˜ ๏ธ. Iโ€™ll see you next week.. love โค๏ธ ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ @ Las Vegainstagram.com/p/CSk8bI2p6iP/โ€ฆ4xOzz9DqO3
Anybody have any idea what to do when you get stung by a ๐Ÿฆ‚#scorpionn ?? FUCK! ๐Ÿ˜ก @ Las Vegas, Nevadinstagram.com/p/CSkPx7YpcvV/โ€ฆXX
Boo bear says thank you for her #toyโ€ฆ itโ€™s #showtime !! Live from the #rainbowroom ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽคโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ @ Luxor Hotel andinstagram.com/p/CSifo7bADAe/โ€ฆ3qP3lVqp
Have a great #friday ! And itโ€™s true .. ALL my rowdy friends have settled downโ€ฆ because weโ€™re OLD! ๐ŸŽคโค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿฅƒ @ Las Vegas, Ninstagram.com/p/CSh02-xBKxM/โ€ฆknOlVr
Okโ€ฆ this is a cool #legendary moment. One of my favorite fellow #propcomics ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽค the legendary W#hero##comedyomedy .. ๐Ÿ‘โค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.. @ Luxor Hotel aninstagram.com/p/CSgQWlMA7p7/โ€ฆaHYkqXBRN
Sound check!!! Fun s @OzzyOsbourne .. Iโ€™ve been a bad bad boy!!! ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆโค๏ธ๐ŸŽค @ Luxor Hotel and Cainstagram.com/p/CSf3QwDHxt4/โ€ฆsUIZ2
Great easy way to get the #bartender ..๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ @ Water Grill Caesars Palace , Las instagram.com/p/CSfZpwOB8ru/โ€ฆUsNLGe
Well.. Iโ€™m not sure what makes me sadder.. that #charlesgrodin is gone.. or I lost $100 bet to @JeffMolitz .. Please go back and watch some of Charles Grodin .. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ•บ๏ฟฝ#heroh#legendaryd#comico#actorctorโค๏ธinstagram.com/p/CSdp7JYAivb/โ€ฆLEIyw3j
Showtime!!!! Boo bear has enough sound check.. itโ€™s time!!!! ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’‹โค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @ Luxor Hotel and Cinstagram.com/p/CSdM1DsJ1A6/โ€ฆtbFCBt
This is what makes us all ONE!!! How cool is this. @UPS and @FedEx guys best friends ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘. The real question I asked them. Whoโ€™s package comes first? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆโค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ @ Doinstagram.com/p/CSc2jivheE-/โ€ฆ//t.co/LXncLxvDIc
I think boo bear would have still eaten this phone charger if I let her๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŒˆโค๏ธ @ Las Vegas, Nevinstagram.com/p/CScfWBUBes4/โ€ฆ9AlA
#showtime!!! ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ’‹โค๏ธ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆ.. boo bear ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ @ Luxor Hotel and instagram.com/p/CSaw_vlABna/โ€ฆzRfWTD3
Am I fucked up? Or did someone FU? Should be YH @YardHouse !? No? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒˆโค๏ธ @ Red Rock Casino Resort & Sinstagram.com/p/CSaPydCBkeQ/โ€ฆLjF
Iโ€™m a #soulman .. well a solo man.. oh well.. sing w me!๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆโค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ @ Red Rock Casino Resort &instagram.com/p/CSaE4zSBaG-/โ€ฆJi9kKZx5Y
Ok! This is a beautiful #karma moment.. thanks @Target ๐Ÿ’‹โค๏ธ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฏ..right when you think people suck.. then b#love#love @ Target Store Las-Vegas-Boca-instagram.com/p/CSX02tUJP56/โ€ฆaPDjR
Hope you all enjoyed my package.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘€ tha@WarbyParkerrker โค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ @ Las Vegas, Neinstagram.com/p/CSXbrDlhdPC/โ€ฆqn5SR
Please check out the @croon1 โ€œThe Funny Robbersโ€ @audible_com I smell a Funny Movie! twitter.com/croon1/status/โ€ฆ
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Lol!!! Thanks to this beautiful stranger for playing along with me.. seriously.. besides people that are invested in #plexiglass โ€ฆ WTF?.. fed ๐Ÿ•through a glory hole๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ @ Salt Lake City International Airport (SLinstagram.com/p/CSVy5FJAMNm/โ€ฆF8k
Very discouraging after 3 years of preparation for @Olympics @NBCOlympics #syncronizedswimming ๐Ÿ’ฆ.. to just hear the games are over? Wtf??โ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆโค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ @ Winter Painstagram.com/p/CSVGwhdAvCn/โ€ฆo/RY8dDfHSKY
Okโ€ฆ itโ€™s back.. last back flip off boat .. #vacation over! Back to work! ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™€๏ธ @ Winter Park, Floinstagram.com/p/CSVCXAlA4pI/โ€ฆgpyld
I feel bad drinking this beautiful bottle of #wine by myself.. ๐Ÿ‘€.. thanks @dan_lee71 @gwynnie23 #friendsds โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒˆ @ Winter Park, instagram.com/p/CSTKFglgVho/โ€ฆgnHno7H7
โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒˆ๏ฟฝ#hair๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ #hair @ Winter Painstagram.com/p/CSSUfwrgOy5/โ€ฆo/3Gcpr2oCoT
Ever have a night where thereโ€™s just BAD energy?? Hmm..oh well.. start over tomorrowโ€ฆ Kinda just something thatโ€™s hard to explainโ€ฆ oh well!! See ya tomorrow โค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @ Winter Park, Floriinstagram.com/p/CSQpAInA06O/โ€ฆ5EW
Rehearsal.. ugh! ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ @ Winter Park, Floriinstagram.com/p/CSQJHTUg-_Z/โ€ฆlhL
What else do you do on a rainy day in #florida โ€ฆโ‰๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ฎ @ Winter Park, Florinstagram.com/p/CSQG0HdgvWz/โ€ฆ9MBT
Love my @Vespa ๐Ÿ›ต โค๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @ Winter Park, Florinstagram.com/p/CSPp_rdgzVY/โ€ฆUojH
Happy #friday ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ.. trying to wat@Olympicsi@NBCOlympicsics ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป#pingpongingpong ..?? How does it g#swimmingwi#diving ##gymnasticsymna#pingpong#pingpong ? Hmmm ๐Ÿค” oh well.. ๐Ÿ‘โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บinstagram.com/p/CSPcHR5AlE0/โ€ฆk, Florida t.co/U734wQI4AA
Feeling a little sideways todayโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ@kennychesneyney ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ @ Winter Park, Finstagram.com/p/CSNzL8hA0nO/โ€ฆLewHOqj
I think Itโ€™s easier to say Iโ€™ve retiredโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ.. go away! Leave me alone @ Hillstoninstagram.com/p/CSNEd3LAozm/โ€ฆ.co/pEhizYZMCE
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @ Winter Park, Florinstagram.com/p/CSNBB0xgJsg/โ€ฆZhTx
I think I might check myself in โ€ฆ #loony too much free time!! Just my #kendoll and #turtle ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ๏ฟฝinstagram.com/p/CSM7dSkgMsI/โ€ฆ9c
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