I'm waiting for the Paytm IPO so I can transfer money from my Paytm wallet to Paytm's wallet.
Lemme ask you something. If you truly love someone, will you go around announcing - Hey, my love, love, love. No, no? When you feel something deeply, it's not some badge to be displayed, na? It's deep & personal. Right?
So what's with all this overt displays of "patriotism"?
Successfully ordered that monstrous MacBook Pro with M1 Max, a 32 core GPU, and 64GB RAM. Never has there been a more powerful machine to er... scroll thru Twitter.
Not that it affects me personally, but Bangalore still having this so-called night curfew is ridiculous. For how long will the government have the power to kill freedom in the name of disease? In fact, which is the more deadly disease? Covid or this unbridled power?
Hmm! Deepak Chahar doing match fixing?
Happened with Azhar 25 years back. Happening with Amarinder now.
What's with Sidhu & captains?
Alexa, play Bumrah
Alexa: Sorry, Bumrah is unplayable
Ah! Nice win. And thank you Kohli & team for finishing the game quickly so I can sleep early.
We have ended up in a situation where we win a lot, we win a lot, in spite of lousy decisions. And because of the wins, we forget the bad decisions, and carry on.
Our world domination is getting postponed not due to a talent problem, but due to a management problem.
And we chop & change bowlers so much that no one knows whether they'll be in the team for the next match or when they will bowl in this match.
We'll never change our batsmen. Forget form, averages, we'll never change our batsmen. And the bulk of them are batting at 2 runs per over. Which is not what big teams do.
a) Our batting dominates the opposition bowling.
b) We have the best bowlers to take those 20 wickets.
Today, we are more interested in justifying random Shastri/Kohli theories than actually achieving world domination.
Honest funda - I want this Indian cricket team to do world domination. Like Clive Lloyd's West Indies or Waugh/Ponting's Australia. We have the talent for this. But it can only happen when...
Ravi Shastri tests positive For Covid. He is now doing just what the doctor ordered.
I think Kohli can become a good captain if he has a coach who will argue with him - e.g. Dhoni.
I think Shastri can be a good coach if he has a captain who has some tactical sense - e.g. Ashwin/Rohit.
But when Kohli is captain and Shastri is coach we have a king and a court poet
Oops, was supposed to be DM.
Hey Shastri - Here you got for Oval test - Rohit, Shaw, Rahane/Pujara, Kohli, Rahul, Pant, Jadeja, Ashwin, Shami, Siraj, Bumrah. Please send cheque to usual bank account.
Uninstalling Hotstar because you don't like one particular serial is like breaking your TV because we lose one match. Feel good now. Feel sheepish later. Reinstall when IPL starts.
I don't understand. What's the point having a personal javelin if you're anyway just going to throw it?
If the Nazis had again come to power in 1965, I don't think anyone would have looked at them as some kind of "new, improved, Nazis" or "Hitler 2.0".
So, on what delusional basis are we are talking about Taliban 2.0?
I think the only reason to bat for 10 mins now was to prevent the English players from enjoying their lunch.
Shami at #3 would mean we can pick an extra bowler?