Ramesh Srivats

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Ah #KarvaChauth and #INDvPAK today. Morning fast, and evening spin.
12h
I wonder how he chooses whisky brands. Diplomat vs Black Dog. Extra ₹3,000 for the exact same service??? twitter.com/sureshnmenon/s…
I'm waiting for the Paytm IPO so I can transfer money from my Paytm wallet to Paytm's wallet.
Lemme ask you something. If you truly love someone, will you go around announcing - Hey, my love, love, love. No, no? When you feel something deeply, it's not some badge to be displayed, na? It's deep & personal. Right? So what's with all this overt displays of "patriotism"?
Successfully ordered that monstrous MacBook Pro with M1 Max, a 32 core GPU, and 64GB RAM. Never has there been a more powerful machine to er... scroll thru Twitter.
If individuals and families are screwed, then country and state are just real estate with manmade boundaries no? Could we please reverse the batting order? twitter.com/cricketaakash/…
The problem with KKR is that between their top order and lower order, they have a middle disorder. #IPLFinal
Chennai Super Kings - 12 IPLs. 11 Playoffs. 9 Finals. 4 Titles. What a team! #CSK #IPLFinal
Am feeling good that yet again the IPL trophy is going to be just 360 km from RCB. #IPLFinal
Kathik on one end. Murugan at the other. I expect a vel of a time. #IPLFinal
The spider cam ensured that this match has already gone down to the wire. #IPL2021Final
Not that it affects me personally, but Bangalore still having this so-called night curfew is ridiculous. For how long will the government have the power to kill freedom in the name of disease? In fact, which is the more deadly disease? Covid or this unbridled power?
Hmm! Deepak Chahar doing match fixing?
I expect Kohli to bat well today as his mentor is standing right behind him. #RCBvsCSK
Yay! #IPL2O21 is back. Today, mentor vs future captain. Tomorrow, captain vs board president.
Happened with Azhar 25 years back. Happening with Amarinder now. What's with Sidhu & captains?
Effectively, we won the series 3-1. England got a positive result in one test at Leeds. While India got positive results in three tests - Lords, Oval and RT-PCR. #5thTest #ENGvsIND
Welcome back MS Dhoni. You and Kohli will make a great combination. twitter.com/rameshsrivats/…
Rohit Sharma is Player of the Match. Okay, can we now have the Lord of The Match. #INDvENG
Alexa, play Bumrah Alexa: Sorry, Bumrah is unplayable
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Ah! Nice win. And thank you Kohli & team for finishing the game quickly so I can sleep early.
I think Sir & Lord will take us to victory. #INDvENG
We have ended up in a situation where we win a lot, we win a lot, in spite of lousy decisions. And because of the wins, we forget the bad decisions, and carry on. Our world domination is getting postponed not due to a talent problem, but due to a management problem.
And we chop & change bowlers so much that no one knows whether they'll be in the team for the next match or when they will bowl in this match.
We'll never change our batsmen. Forget form, averages, we'll never change our batsmen. And the bulk of them are batting at 2 runs per over. Which is not what big teams do.
a) Our batting dominates the opposition bowling. b) We have the best bowlers to take those 20 wickets. Today, we are more interested in justifying random Shastri/Kohli theories than actually achieving world domination.
Honest funda - I want this Indian cricket team to do world domination. Like Clive Lloyd's West Indies or Waugh/Ponting's Australia. We have the talent for this. But it can only happen when...
Ravi Shastri tests positive For Covid. He is now doing just what the doctor ordered.
#INDvENG Rahane is in such poor form that next match one more bowler will be replaced.
#ENGvIND India behind by 99 runs and 141 balls faced. At least Pujara will take care of the 141.
Too few left-handers - Oh! Then no need of Ashwin. Many left handers - Oh! Then Jadeja will take wickets. Still no need for Ashwin. twitter.com/rameshsrivats/…
#IndvsEng How do strengthen our batting? By er... randomly shuffling our bowlers.
I think Kohli can become a good captain if he has a coach who will argue with him - e.g. Dhoni. I think Shastri can be a good coach if he has a captain who has some tactical sense - e.g. Ashwin/Rohit. But when Kohli is captain and Shastri is coach we have a king and a court poet
Oops, was supposed to be DM.
Hey Shastri - Here you got for Oval test - Rohit, Shaw, Rahane/Pujara, Kohli, Rahul, Pant, Jadeja, Ashwin, Shami, Siraj, Bumrah. Please send cheque to usual bank account.
#INDvENG What to do. Overton, Anderson, Robinson. Our batsmen couldn't handle the tonson.
So far, only Kohli has qualified for performance bonus. twitter.com/rameshsrivats/…
#INDvENG 500 runs in second innings and we are in with a chance. Rahul - 100 runs Rohit - 150 runs Kohli - 49 runs Rahane - 100 runs Pant - 51 runs Tail - 50 runs Pujara - 500 balls
Uninstalling Hotstar because you don't like one particular serial is like breaking your TV because we lose one match. Feel good now. Feel sheepish later. Reinstall when IPL starts.
I don't understand. What's the point having a personal javelin if you're anyway just going to throw it?
#INDvENG Sigh! Overton takes 3 wickets and India get all out for Underton.
#INDvENG Pitch is green - Oh! Then no need of Ashwin. Pitch is dry - Oh! Then Jadeja can take the wickets. Still no need for Ashwin.
If the Nazis had again come to power in 1965, I don't think anyone would have looked at them as some kind of "new, improved, Nazis" or "Hitler 2.0". So, on what delusional basis are we are talking about Taliban 2.0?
I think the only reason to bat for 10 mins now was to prevent the English players from enjoying their lunch.
Don't know what to call Shami & Bumrah now. Opening bowlers or closing batsmen? #INDvENG
Shami at #3 would mean we can pick an extra bowler?
Byju's must be pretty happy that Shami is teaching the English a lesson. #IndvsEng
Because of Sehwag, our opponents could never declare. Because of Pujara, India can't declare. #INDvENG
Pujara & Rahane are giving an excellent demonstration of non-violence. #INDvENG
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