PJ Brennan

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He’s on diet but he pretends to eat what his owner is eating..
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Bought a mini fridge for my face products and I’m so excited.
All french fries are $200 when you order them from seamless twitter.com/Reuters/status…
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Kids who grew up without cable: it is okay for us to grieve today twitter.com/ComicBookNOW/s…
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It’s my fav exercise because it’s a little bit butch little bit femme
It took a labor struggle with national attention to earn a single guaranteed day off. One day.
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I’ll occasionally go into the discover part of IG and like a picture of Henry Cavill so my discover page is only pictures of a Henry Cavill. It’s fun.
fuckin it up like oopsie daisy
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Shaving your head is the best
Literally applying sunscreen to my pale scalp.
Hey there 🪒🐝👩4mBe
People shit on women for over contouring their faces but tell me this beard isn’t just an attempt at an optical Illusion of a chin where there is none.
I still think telling people who you’re paying and for what on Venmo is crazy people behavior.
You “Ron Perlman from 1987’s live action Beauty and the Beast tv show also starring Linda Hamilton” looking motherf*cker.
She’s a liar, an idiot, a bad person, and looks like Ron Perlman in prosthetics, perhaps the worst anyone can ever look, ever. twitter.com/Acyn/status/14…
When you buy something that an odd shape and someone says “that’ll be a nightmare to dust” and you’re like… aye… dusting
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So yeah, I did that yesterday, woke up today and listened to what I eventually came up with and it’s so good. I’m giving myself a nice pat on the head.
One of the best things for writing music is just admitting it’s sh*t and starting over, scrapping the last however many hours. It’s hard but Lordy, it pays off. Your gut is almost always right and the hesitancy to start over is just anxiety.
Muted that Pete Davidson Smartwater ad so f*cking fast.
Accidentally figured out the Wannadies “You and Me”, one of the best songs on the Romeo+Juliet soundtrack.
Where does this logic come from? Who doesn’t understand art? twitter.com/martinez3507/s…
if you work piss-in-a-bottle hard for long enough then you too can watch your boss’ boss’ boss’ tax cheat boss go on a ten minute almost space vacation. aew dynamite tomorrow at 8pm
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Dr. Fauci to Rand Paul: "Senator Paul, you do not know what you're talking about, quite frankly, and I want to say that officially. You do not know what you're talking about."
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Spent far too much time trying to spell “bureaucracy” because autocorrect couldn’t even tell what I was doing.
@ABC When ABCS “conveniently” leaves out the fact about how an 18 year old could afford to get into space…
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It is very funny that the rich guy is trying to bill "flying really high" as some massive and inspirational technological achievement, 52 years to the day after WE LANDED ON THE FUCKING MOON
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Meanwhile NHS executives banned from discussing in public the strain the service is again being put under twitter.com/SvenHughes/sta…
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Y’all see the strategy, right? Cancel voting rights + erase real history + replace it with (more) lies = preserve white supremacy to maintain power as you become a numerical minority in the country you stole. twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/st…
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The Texas Senate has passed a bill to eliminate a requirement that public schools teach that the Ku Klux Klan is “morally wrong.” That same bill dropped studying Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech as a curriculum requirement huffpost.com/entry/texas-se…
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for the first time he’s peeing in a bottle like his delivery drivers
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I wish we could agree to make the collective decision to just ignore this. Deafening silence while this shitbag launches himself into space. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
Outdoor dining in Manhattan is gross. Always has been. Why do you wanna eat a foot away from car traffic and PILES of trash on 9th and 52nd? twitter.com/NateSilver538/…
The cowboy boots have made me angrier than I originally thought possible. What a jerk off. twitter.com/vinn_ayy/statu…
The Milky Way is about to get even milkier
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Shame rich people into tipping better!! And if you’re bad at math and rich just always tip too much (there’s no such thing). twitter.com/peejaybrennan/…
Doja tips servers like shit and works with Dr Luke. Which is worse? twitter.com/DojaCat/status…
Unfollow all instagrams of gay men exploiting their children for likes. twitter.com/peejaybrennan/…
Which is it, gay man? Am I supposed to be looking at your biological child you decided you needed to have or your thighs that you’re flexing?
Like, daddy, chill.
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