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I am very excited to announce I am releasing a new album in a couple weeks, on the 20th. It's called "am i happy, singing_" & it's very dear to me. That title might be familiar to some, for good reason, so I'd like to detail a few important things about this record - see below.
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My fantasy is to show up to receive a prestigious award and have an enormous black eye and my date is wearing a Prada bandage on his swollen fist
blithe field's new album 'days drift by' is officially out today. if you'd like to own a copy on lathe lp get your order in by today. purchase: listen:…
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Cat Power is my favorite musical artist named after two kinds of nap.
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We were lying in bed and I put my finger in his nose and said “pick me by my nose, and I’ll pick you by yours” and now I think he’s breaking up with me
Harissa always struck me as a particularly nice name for an eldest daughter
This is also why martinis are popular Nobody would order a “briny gin” Well, I would, but
Pretty sure he asked me to make him shakshouka for breakfast not because he likes shakshouka but because he just likes to say “shakshouka”
Is what they call “white trash” in the US called “white rubbish” in the UK?
Wow, City And Colour’s got the perfect voice for a Gord Downie tribute ❤️ real tears rn
This was yelled at me by some guy just now
For God’s sake, stop writing songs!!!
Also, re Cambridge Analytica, they been talking about it since before the inauguration…
Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history' Me:
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It is ridiculous how hard this track goes…
2018 and we're long overdue for a Jean-Michel Jarre revival Put away your Tomita, pawn your Kraftwerk, bid goodnight to contemporary imitators and modular synth Youtube demo-ers Kiss the ring of your Gallic king
Stephen Hawking once said: “The human race is so puny compared to the universe that being disabled is not of much cosmic significance.”
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My label says: “well, there’s your video treatment right there”
We’re making a clean version of Lewis Gets Fucked Into Space by reversing the word “fucked”— it sounds like “golfed” now— Lewis Gets Golfed Into Space— hi CBC
Bruno Mars discourse seems to have been hacked by Russians
Stephen Dunn (Closet Monster) directed this and it was so amazing to work with him ❤️❤️…
God is really good at soccer and has amazing thighs
Best units of measurement, ranked: 1. Metric fucktonne 2. Sessameter 3. Assload (cubic) 4. Sheaf 5. Ear 6. Bucket 7. Murder 8. Conspiracy (of homosexuals) 9. Imperial fuckton 10. Smidge
roger deakins could like finger me in the cotswolds or w/e i don't know how british people have sex
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“Remember when you called it ‘The Carousel Of Masculinity’? I’ve been thinking about that and I think it’s more of a ‘Sushi Conveyor Belt Of Masculinity’”
Scrabble dom seeks scrabble sub, someone who desires near constant humiliation, can guarantee at least two bingos a game, can host,
Today’s hot take: sometimes [that artist] makes music that is very good, other times the music is very bad
yes i'm a virgin. yes i have sex. we exist.
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I lost my pregnant wife in a car accident. We laughed and celebrated at her wake. I lost 2 men in combat. Day later we were back in the fight and laughing about the close calls. Grief and recovery are complex and if you’ve never experienced it, don’t smear those that have.…
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Coincidentally, “Dramatic Encounters with Furious Fist-Pounding Homosexual Men” is one word off from the title of my forthcoming autobiography.…
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this is the funniest fucking shirt I’ve ever seen
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Meanwhile, in Cannes,
Are Grouper superfans called groupies
Willem Dafoe vs. Willem Dafriend (I’ll see myself out)
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Whenever he wants to win at video games he puts on Usher “U Make Me Wanna” and I start crying because it’s so beautiful and I lose the game
My new song & video ‘Version of Me’ is out now. This is probably the most personal song I have written to date. If you're on my mailing list you will have read more about what it means to me. But for now, here is the video!
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AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR *perfect quad* LOVE AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR *perfect quad* LOOOVE YES I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE *sets up for quad, but then I just wag my finger at the judges and smile* BUT I WON'T DO THAT [flawless score, a hailstorm of stuffed bears]
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I want people to think of me as some obedience ninja or a puppy whisperer but the truth is she shits all over the place all the time sigh mop mop sigh
Thank you to @beagewill for reminding me to listen to "The Cause of Labour is the Hope of the World" by the upsettingly dead Jóhann Jóhannsson…
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Ed Sheeran “Shape Of You” but sung to my dog
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