Onion Labs

All Photos Twitter.com
Hey TV-heads, @peacockTV is home to your favorite comedies. But can you spot the real shows from the ones we totally made up? Take the quiz now. onionnative.kinja.com/can-you-spot-t…
Great Success! A new generation finally has the opportunity to experience #Borat’s ass now that his Subsequent Moviefilm has arrived on @PrimeVideo #sponsored bit.ly/35uOzIm
Everyone agrees, 2020 is the BEST YEAR EVER because #Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm Is Coming To @PrimeVideo!! bit.ly/359v73M #Sponsored
Is your Crash Bandicoot not what he used to be? Is he tired, low energy, and lethargic? Sounds like you're in need of a new Crash. Watch this to find out how... bit.ly/3nG2p2W
Is your Crash Bandicoot not what he used to be? Does he struggle to do normal Crash-y things? Do you wish there was something you could do about it? Then you need to watch this. @CrashBandicoot @Activision bit.ly/3ngpVUa #Sponsored
Are you ready for this?! The links in this list are 1000% REAL and when you click them you will be redirected to @Visible’s website where you can learn about, and subsequently purchase their amazing services bit.ly/2ZsDe9D #Sponsored
Glorious Coincidence! We Were Going To Write This Glowing Review of @Visible Well Before They Paid Us To #Sponsored bit.ly/2QQjtE2
Big news! Onion Labs and @Visible were nominated for a Webby Award. Vote for us below and we’ll give one lucky fan our gratitude! vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/…
There’s a lot to discover about your family history, and it can be hard to know the truth — especially when it comes to how authentically Irish your St. Patrick’s Day celebrations are. Until now. Introducing Guinnetics Testing by @GuinnessUS
Do you ever wonder how truly Irish your St. Patrick’s Day celebrations are? Now there’s a test for that: Guinnetics Testing by @GuinnessUS.
St Patrick’s Day is almost here and it’s time for a Guinness. But do you know how to pour a perfect pint? Here are 6 very wrong ways and 1 right way to pour a Guinness. @GuinnessUS onionnative.kinja.com/1-right-way-an…
It's one of life's mysteries: Am I celebrating St. Patrick's Day? The answer is finally here. @GuinnessUS onionnative.kinja.com/are-you-curren…
If you like being confused, lied to, and taken advantage we know a place you'll absolutely love – The Cell Phone store! Head on over today to experience what it's like to waste money and brain cells at a horrible place! Or use @Visible and avoid stores all together. Your choice!
Fall's here and it's the perfect time to get screwed over at the Cell Phone Store! Get talked into buying stuff you don't need, pick a confusing plan at random, commit yourself to a financially inconsistent contract! Or use @Visible and avoid it all together. Your call.
Do you need a new wireless plan? Do you like being upsold crap you don't need? Do you enjoy dealing with soulless salespeople willing to say anything to get your money? Then boy do we have a place for you – The Cellphone Store! Or if this ain't your style, try @Visible.
Finally! Eight reasons to give up on being a better person. @netflix onionnative.kinja.com/8-reasons-to-g…
Good news – pumpkin season is here! Bad news – someone took them all (*Cough* @dunkindonuts *Cough*). Watch this coffee shop try to make do with less-appetizing fall flavors.
When you use @okta to protect your company's data, everyone knows they can trust you ... maybe a little too much.
What happens when you're obsessed with security? You become this guy. (And you love that your identity is protected by @okta).
When you use @okta to protect your company's data, you become the go-to person for trust. Which is great ... but a little complicated.
Don’t wait until it’s too late! Call CastleRing Insurance today to protect your @WhiteCastle Chicken Rings.
Your college years can be the best of your life ... but sometimes also the most annoying, thanks to everything on this list. @pearson theonion.com/college-textbo…
Don’t wait until it’s too late! Call CastleRing Insurance today to protect your @WhiteCastle Chicken Rings.
There are some things about college that have got to go. From over-eager RAs to heavy textbooks, they're all in this list. @pearson theonion.com/college-textbo…
What happens when a textbook company like @pearson ditches textbooks and goes all digital? You start to think maybe some other things about college should go, too. onionnative.kinja.com/college-textbo…
Attention fancy people, @StellaArtois is now introducing the Red Stella Cup so you can bring your fancy to more casual occasions this summer #redstellacup @StellaArtois
Listen, cars are great. They get you from here to there, they have seats and wheels, but guess what? RVs have all those things plus they have kitchens and toilets. So, sorry cars but RVs are just way better. Just ask @GoRVing.
Learn why this man stops at eight different fast food spots to make one burger. @gitlab
The bath is drawn. The romantic mood is set. The kids are sleeping 10 feet way on the other side of the door. Wait, what? Next time book your hotel on @Suiteness for connecting rooms and a whole lot more privacy.
Do you need to get away? Is your boss always on your case? Is your relationship going stale? Did your neighbor accidentally see you naked through your front window? Whatever it is, @GoRVing is your way out.
Saying goodbye is always hard, especially when you're going as far away as she is. Maybe next time she'll book her hotel room on @Suiteness and all of this will be avoided.
Learn why this man stops at eight different fast food spots to make one burger. @gitlab
The bath is drawn. The romantic mood is set. The kids are sleeping 10 feet way on the other side of the door. Wait, what? Next time book your hotel on @Suiteness for connecting rooms and a whole lot more privacy.
Watch as this band breaks up after learning they can’t all play the same guitar at the same time. @gitlab
Learn why this man stops at eight different fast food spots to make one burger. @gitlab
When IT and Security don't get along, it's time to prescribe @okta.
Saying goodbye is always hard, especially when you're going as far away as she is. Maybe next time she'll book her hotel room on @Suiteness and all of this will be avoided.
Ever do a round of shots and immediately regret it? These people did, and they made it through with Stolen X. @thisisstolen
Will the call center team in heaven be able to help Gary grow his hair back and save the day? Hint: they have @Genesys: the easy to use call center solution.
For all customer-service solutions, big or small, there’s @Genesys, the one-stop cloud-based call center software. #momentsconnected
A round of shots used to mean instant regret. But now we have Stolen X. @thisisstolen
.@Visible - The phone service store that you can fit in your fanny pack!?! No waiting necessary.
Did you know that customers can laugh?! The Cellphone Store crew learns of a whole new world with @Visible
Why Is Every Cellphone Store Experience Like This?! Thankfully there's @Visible
Thanks to @okta, the relationship between this CEO, IT, and her new baby has never been stronger OR more secure.
When This Cellphone Store Team Wasn't Being Horrible Enough, They Brought In Someone From Corporate. And He HATES @Visible
Some things are super fast, like Boost’s nationwide network. Some things are not super fast, like your office elevator. @boostmobile
Our partners over at @StudioAtGizmodo are up for @TheWebbyAwards! Click the link and give them a vote for Best Branded Podcast or Segment. vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/…
Boost’s nationwide network, super reliable. Nationwide psychics, not so much. @boostmobile
Boost can get you a more reliable network. If only the rest of the world was so reliable... @boostmobile
Twiends™ uses the Twitter™ API, displays it's logo & trademarks, and is not endorsed or certified by them. These items remain the property of Twitter. We do not sell followers, we only provide display advertising. Bots & fake accounts are not permitted on twiends. © 2009
Grow Your Twitter Free
Want To Grow Your Twitter?
We help other people find and follow you on Twitter.
Key Info:
Started in 2009
Over 6 million signups
Country targeting provided
We never auto tweet to your timeline
We never auto follow others
We actively moderate our community
Please Share
Please upgrade your browser  chrome