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Are you ready for MORE POWER??? #TONIGHT
At last I have a pronoun that includes and maybe offends everyone equally: “Hey you.”
Learned and laughed so much doing this History Channel gig: ‘More Power” Wonder where they got that cool title? So appreciate all who fix the stuff that fixes the stuff that makes the stuff. RRR!
Another teaser of "More Power" coming to the History channel June 29th @HistoryAssembly #MorePower
Took some kids to Disneyland and overheard a 13 year old boy wondering if he may be pansexual since he loves skillets.
Damn I miss everyone on Last Man Standing, that was a great job.
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. William James
Toolman Top Gun, what a memory. youtu.be/zTVQUH4ZHCI via @YouTube
Finished shooting at the pole. The magic begins this fall. Don’t tell anyone I shared this photo looking out Santa’s window.
So cool shooting on my old stage here at Disney….or as the Toolman says: “RRR”
Rest In Peace Ray. Wonderful movie memories watching his talent and working with him. Great dad. Big heart.
My heart is feeling deep despair, sadness and helplessness at the horror in Texas that took those precious kids.
Simple solutions first.
Santa and the Elves are at lunch.
“Right intent for right result.” -Toolman
“ It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.” -Aristotle “And remove your sunglasses indoors.” -Toolman
Prancer is getting groomed…you didn’t hear it from me.
Might just be a photo of Santa’s office but don’t tell anyone….
What is truth? What is disinformation?Consider George Orwell’s London letter from 1944 “One cannot get away from one’s own subjective feelings, but at least one can know what they are and make allowance for them.”
Is truth always dependent on who sees it?
I wonder if Mr Musk with add the Tesla fart app in this beast? Better yet in the spacesuits. Nothing like a fart in a spacesuit.
The little twitter bird has a new owner. Wonder how long it will take for the new shadow ban council to prevent me from saying stuff like: Hunter Biden laptop. Or even more provocative: Tesla in-car fart app? (Love it when driving my Mom.)
Whatever we f-up up as a human race. I know we can un f-up. Its gratitude I have for the people who don’t bitch and blame, they focus and do. More Power! to all the trades.
Gratitude began early today as I felt it for all of you folks, who ever you are.
Gratitude is being thankful for where you are even if it’s not where you want to be. Why is it so easy to forget to be grateful?
The definition of cowardly human waste: the Russian military.
It’s not ok to come up on stage and hit a dude cause you don’t like the humor. It’s not ok at a Comedy Club, concert hall or hosting some cheeseball award show. Chris Rock is a stand up comedian and a standup guy who carried on. I think I would have run.
My dog won't sit.
“Do more than belong: participate. Do more than care: help. Do more than believe: practice. Do more than be fair: be kind. Do more than forgive: forget. Do more than dream: work.” -William Arthur Ward
What’s the matter with this picture.
Picking up my kid in car pool line. Got to like this Mom in front of me.
Somehow the show goes on. Hello Dallas!
The ghoul rises from the dead in Russia.
My mind and body are full of anger and disgust at the coward putin ghouls that have attacked a sovereign country. This is the definition of wrong. My head, heart and soul pray for the people of Ukraine. F-putin
200th VIK video! bit.ly/3IBQVaI I appreciate the dedication and commitment put into this build. Cheers to all the #builders #makers and #fixers out there!
"Appeasement" is the policy of feeding your friends to a crocodile, one at a time, in hopes that the crocodile will eat you last. - Franklin D. Roosevelt Pray if you will for all those attacked today by the Russians.
Knowing how to break it is more impressive when you also know how to fix it. bit.ly/3Ig5hgV #build
Loading in ASU Gammage auditorium here in Tempe. Time to start my pacing .
Big house tonite and filled up. God must have a sense of humor to let me do this.
Twenty min to showtime…got my pacing on backstage.
What is something you gave up on, why not give it another go? Here's to #progress not just #perfection bit.ly/3BrQ9KK
Putin without his makeup.
Spiritual disciplines of many stripes suggest wisdom is in balance on the shoulders in the tree of life with understanding. I understand. What I seek is more truth not a translation of others view of truth. I just made myself dizzy.
“The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are.” -C.S. Lewis. Where are they? What was done to silence them? Maybe it’s my ears that need work.
And comedy is everywhere.
Vegas shows tonite and Sat. Feel like such a old timer, amazing how many years I have done shows here as a comic. So grateful I still can make a showroom full of folks laugh hard. Thank you all.
As promised... youtube.com/watch?v=Oi7nXH… Didn't think we forgot did ya? ;) #NewYear2022
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