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I sit with a deep sense of shame for the consequences of this unfocused shameful exit from Afghanistan. So sad at our blood and treasure who lost life and limb. Forgive the rest of us for not demanding more of your leadership. Bless you all brave warriors.
Who needs a mid-week mid-day break? bit.ly/3yZyBUn #WeDoMoreWednesdays
Sadness is the other side of happiness ,they balance each other. Joy however is a reflection of love and has no limit. -ToolMan
Now, what should upholstery look like? bit.ly/3inGFYX
Opera House two sold out shows in Traverse City Michigan. Back on stage after this odd year in the house.
It's that day again... bit.ly/3BUmY2W what do they say? Slow and steady wins the race #BuiltDifferent
Another reason why I love being a stand up comic. “A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.” – Ludwig Wittgenstein
Doing a river trip here in Pennsylvania. Heading to Michigan next for two sold out stand up performances at the Traverse City Opera House. Very nervous as I have been off stage for over a year. Wonder if government agents will be policing comedy from the back of the house.
Bingo! Somebody must be cheating. Allegheny river and eating near Tionesta. How the heck…..
Guess where the ol ToolMan is today.
Who doesn't need a mid-week break? bit.ly/3x0mN2a #summertime
Wilson’s ghost was holding that spinner. God rest you my old friend Earl Hindman.
Summer neighbor keeps forth decorations up all summer. Grateful for great neighbors.
“We cannot chose our external circumstances, but we can always chose how to respond tot them.” Epictetus. Love this quote wish I could hang with this dude for a day.
“Life’s most persistent and urgent question is, ‘what are you doing for others?’” Martin Luther King Jr. What a reminder this is for me.
Now She is really angry no one could plainly see it’s a SHE.
My youngest got a new puppy. I swear its always looking at me a though I was a can of food.
Summer in Michigan
# thank god it's Wednesday! bit.ly/3hftWG4 #today
“Winds of time sweep us all away” ToolMan
Free will is my creator’s ultimate gift. Just like a baby who turns to a parent and says no. I so often say no and do what I will here. In a quiet moment this creator had me look around and with a grin whispered: “So this the best you can come up with?”
What a year. Today my family and I reminded each other we were inside this time last year and the area we live in was deserted except for a little ice cream store. May pay a visit. Prayers to all those we lost and all those who suffered. Feel blessed to be here with all of you.
I am learning the importance of letting go, my unrealistic expectations create my resentments. I read a quote that resonated, “we will be amazed before we are half way through. We are going to find a new freedom and new happiness”
Tremendous gratitude to all the lost souls protecting our freedoms. Thank you to all those who served and serve in our great military. I never stop honoring your courage.
My guide for me today. “The expression of true humility is a willingness to serve others without expectation of reward, prestige or recognition for our services to them. Make it happen in a spirit of cheerfulness and joy .” -Chicago, Nov 1949
Time off back to working on my cars…ok what’s the car, what’s the motor? We are almost finished and it’s a great runner.
Happy #HumpDay ! Never stop working toward your goals bit.ly/2QV9oJL
Difficult feelings as I sit with my real family ready to say goodnite to the Last Man Standing family we created and lived for all these years. Years that flew by. Heartfelt thanks to all you who watch our work . I will miss being Mike Baxter.
We all lost one remarkable great funnyman today. The incredible Paul Mooney. Prayers to his kind and wonderful family.
Each day is a gift and I was given over 1500 of them over 9 wonderful years working on this show. I miss it already but am forever grateful that I will always have the memories. @LastManStanding #Tomorrow
Reminder for my day. Forgiveness is not an occasional act, it is a constant attitude. -Martin Luther King
Love light. I call this photo of mine ‘Picture window’
Don't miss #tonight on @FOXTV . A great and funny episode of @LastManStanding
Loved working on this show. #LastManStanding
Happy Mother’s Day to all. Blessed to be sitting with my Mom now.
Equity is new buzz word and points to a paradox for me. Does it propose equality of opportunity or equality of outcome?
Can you believe it's MAY?! Happy #cincodemayo ! What else happens on Wednesdays??? That's right people! bit.ly/3b3vEYX #progress
The puppy knew who’s stool was important. I just didn’t understand small dog talk.
Context is everything. I got my youngest our first puppy for her birthday. Yesterday she said the vet called wanted me to bring the puppy in. “And bring a stool sample.” Weird but ok. I handed everything to reception and got a strange look. “Oh, you meant a sample from the puppy”
Looking forward to a GREAT episode tonight of #lastmanstanding on @FOXTV
#humpdaywednesday and you know what that means... bit.ly/2PA7uOa inching closer to the first #testdrive
What came out of my mouth was a grateful “yea baby” at @tylerperry ’s speech at the academy awards. Very impressive sir.
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