If I would’ve joined the Army a year ago like I was trying to do, I’d be getting shipped to Afghanistan too..
Gonna start comparing vaccine cards like business cards in American Psycho
Day 4 of this not smoking weed shit & honestly……
Sometimes accept that everything isn’t for you and quietly keep it moving.
Having a roommate is getting a text that says “ I think someone’s using my toothbrush” And then realizing that he just missed placed it 🤣