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The plan for today
These are super fun to play along with. twitter.com/gameofkittens/…
I could not stop laughing at this. twitter.com/CakeFX/status/…
Any of my followers play chess? I learned how to play during the pandemic. I’m terrible at it but I like that I can play it on my phone and feel like I’m doing something intelligent and sophisticated even though it’s still just a game.
Shit I can’t remember my MySpace logins
In short, I’ve been urging my followers to get updates directly from me via email, rather than being locked behind Facebook. Subscribe here: theoatmeal.com/pages/subscribe
Here’s why you don’t build a business on Facebook theoatmeal.com/comics/reachin…
Leaving your pets at home
Have 90 minutes to kill? I have a free game for you. theoatmeal.com/blog/free_game
Every time the sun goes down for a nap
The most advanced AI in the world: "I can solve any problem. I can use machine learning to crack the human genome. I can perform eleventy-quadrillion computations per teraflop." Me: Can you play the next episode of a show I'm watching? AI: ok I'll play S01 E01
This comic is included in a collection of desert island cartoons called Send Help!, curated by New Yorker Cartoonists @EllisRosen and @citycyclops Get a copy here: readvoracious.com/titles/jon-ada…
“Putting brakes on your car is a personal decision.” This article is from years ago, but I think about it daily. robertmoorejr.tumblr.com/post/110101466…
The life cycle of a chicken
Somewhere out there, horses are taking massive doses of the Moderna vaccine to cure the worms in their butts
This is a comic about the word "queue" theoatmeal.com/comics/queue
How to reach people on the internet in 2021 theoatmeal.com/comics/reachin…
Smile with your eyes
The speech bubble on the left is his nightmares. On the right are his dreams.
My "The Dreams and Nightmares of a dog" puzzle is back in stock. It sold out in an hour last time, so if you want a copy I'd click that little mouse of yours SUPER HARD. explodingkittens.com/collections/pu…
Run like a released seal on their way back to the ocean!* @Oatmeal is hosting a virtual race, with part of the proceeds going to SR3! Head to shop.theoatmeal.com/products/beat-… to purchase a race kit. Sales end Monday! *No dashing into the water is necessary for completion of this race
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This parasite attaches to the tongue of a fish and then BECOMES the tongue. I apologize in advance. explodingkittens.com/blogs/nature-i…
A salesperson selling something: "I won't take no for an answer!" An artist selling something: "I won't take yes for an answer!"
This puzzle sold out right away, but if you want a copy please join the waitlist. explodingkittens.com/products/the-d…
I was drawn to card games for a lot of the same reasons I was drawn to making comics. The barrier to entry is super low and you can tinker on your own without needing special materials or software. twitter.com/gameofkittens/…
My favorite part of drawing this puzzle was choosing the books
What a cat sees when it looks in the mirror - a jigsaw puzzle explodingkittens.com/products/cat-i…
Cats in Quarantine: a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle explodingkittens.com/products/cats-…
This one has a bunch of Easter eggs. Every suit from the original Exploding Kittens card game is hidden within the art. (The icons for defuse, attack, shuffle, etc).
Cats playing chess. This is the tournament of the century. Get the puzzle here: explodingkittens.com/products/cats-…
We have other puzzles, too. This one is the Great Wave Off Cat-a-Gawa. explodingkittens.com/products/the-g…
I made a puzzle about what I imagine my dog dreams about. On the left are his bad dreams. On the right are his good ones. theoatmeal.com/blog/puzzles
Registration ends in one week. Also, running is not required. You can just sit quietly and think really hard about running. You will still get a medal. You will still get cake.
Also, if you can't order a virtual kit, I highly recommend following @SR3Sealife. They're an amazing non-profit and you will get an infinite supply of baby seal pictures in your feed.
Last year we raised over $100,000 from runners who ordered a @BeatTheBlerch virtual kit, 33k of that went to rescuing sea life. By participating you are LITERALLY SAVING THE MOST ADORABLE CREATURES ON EARTH. I have video proof. Order a kit here: beattheblerch.com twitter.com/SR3Sealife/sta…
Also, ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT of proceeds from this race are going to charity. So, for every step you take during this run you are making the world a little bit better.
Beat The Blerch is once again going virtual this year. Order a virtual kit and we'll send you a race in a box. beattheblerch.com
Gene Roddenberry would have been 100 years old today theoatmeal.com/comics/plane
Happy 100th birthday to Gene Roddenberry twitter.com/mckra1g/status…
I’ve been saying this for years. Sometimes in comic form: theoatmeal.com/comics/email_m…
What I remember most about LEGO bricks twitter.com/gameofkittens/…
Click the link. Let us ruin koalas for you. twitter.com/DavidKantrowit…
Self-love ❤️🔥h
We just launched a blog at Exploding Kittens. Our first post is about koalas. explodingkittens.com/blogs/nature-i…
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