Larry the Cat
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“Boris Johnson has argued it was essential for his staff to have leaving drinks while insisting that you weren’t allowed to visit dying family or to attend their funerals. I can’t begin to comprehend the anger that you must justifiably feel and I am deeply sorry for you all”
Seems this story might have cut through… twitter.com/liamgallagher/…
Boris Johnson’s lawyer Lord Pannick the second the #PrivilegesCommittee is over:
“It was regular, I’m afraid, for people to drink [in 10 Downing Street] on Fridays”
And it showed. #PrivilegesCommittee
“Leaving drinks are essential for work purposes” - shame the lectern wasn’t big enough to fit that on… #PrivilegesCommittee
Fun game to play while watching the #PrivilegeCommittee: guess if the question has been asked by a man or a woman based by how angry Johnson’s response is
URGENT: More buses needed immediately in Westminster because Boris Johnson has run out of them to throw anyone who’s worked with him under #PrivilegesCommittee
Has anyone got a copy of Boris Johnson’s defence dossier? I need to re-line my litter tray…
Retweeted by Larry the Cat Has anyone got a copy of Boris Johnson’s defence dossier? I need to re-line my litter tray…
For #WorldPoetryDay
“There once was a deceiver named Johnson
Who looked like he’d dressed during a monsoon
While thousands died
He partied and lied
Still clinging on, but he’ll be gon’ soon”
Interesting choice to write it in Iambic pentameter… twitter.com/bbcbreaking/st…
Wishing a happy Mother’s Day to everyone celebrating today. And a happy “don’t panic it’s only Mother’s Day in the UK - you haven’t forgotten” to everyone else… apart from my friends in Nigeria (it IS Mother’s Day there too!)
Just so I’m clear, they think this would make it *more* likely that the Conservatives get re-elected? Bless. twitter.com/sophiasleigh/s…
Wishing all of my friends who are celebrating in Ireland and around the world an enjoyable St Patrick’s Day. Enjoy your corned beef and beverages. Slainte!
The only resident of this street who always gives the people what they want twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
Julius Caesar was stabbed in the back two thousand and sixty-six years ago today. Poor bloke, didn't see it coming... #IdesOfMarch
A big day on Downing Street; I’ve turned up. In other news, Jeremy Hunt has done a few sums but has leaked it all anyway twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
Government comms guide: “We need to be relatable to ordinary people. We can’t afford to be seen as elitist toffs who have no idea what challenges real people face”
Rishi Sunak:
theguardian.com/politics/2023/…
Everything Everywhere All at Once = what cats want to eat and where we want to be, all at the same time
It is crystal clear that the Conservatives think Gary Lineker’s tweets are a matter for the BBC, but that they should absolutely sack him, until they do, at which point they shouldn’t…
I can confirm that I have refused the BBC’s offer to present Match of the Day tomorrow.
Would have been a lot quicker and easier for him to just say “no” twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
Have to hand it to Sunak, he’s agreed a brilliant deal… for the French. twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/s…
Personally I think these dangerous individuals praising Sunak’s government is more newsworthy than mild criticism from a bloke who presents the footie highlights on the telly… theguardian.com/world/2023/mar…
Seems only fair to get @GaryLineker to analyse this government’s performance given the number of own goals they’ve been scoring
On this #InternationalWomensDay I’d like to share the stories of four women determined to make the world a better place
#IWD2023
Retweeted by Larry the Cat Dr. Sandra López Vergès (@SandraLpezVergs)
lac.unwomen.org/en/noticias-y-…
On this #InternationalWomensDay I’d like to share the stories of four women determined to make the world a better place
#IWD2023
Hannibal Lecter’s diet is ‘pushing the boundaries’ and ‘testing innovative and novel legal arguments’. twitter.com/SimonJonesNews…
What the Home Secretary told you today is that she wasn’t Iranians who are eligible for asylum in the UK to be imprisoned (at your your expense) and sent away (she doesn’t know where)
People do not want to risk their lives in small boats in the world’s busiest shipping lane. They don’t want to “jump the queue”: this is the only way to be in the queue for the small proportion of refugees who want asylum in the UK.
There is no way for Iranians to apply for asylum in the UK without first arriving in the UK:
In 2021, almost one in five of those who claimed asylum in the UK were from Iran
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