Larry the Cat

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My pal @LightHackers has shared this wonderful picture of me doing what I do best:
Have your wages gone up 9% in the last 12 months? If not, you’re now worse off. twitter.com/faisalislam/st…
Four hours between these tweets from @JackElsom
She looks annoyed in the second picture because she’d forgotten to top it up… twitter.com/bbclondonnews/…
How it started How it’s going
As campaign slogans go “Don’t be poor” needs some work. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
We mourn your losses as we would our own
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-… A heartbreaking attack targeting a community, which is an attack on all of us
@SamRyderMusic You were brilliant Sam x Would it have killed you to wear some leather ass chaps?
Retweeted by Larry the Cat
We all agree that it’s the jury votes that count, right? #Eurovision
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Friends across Europe (and, bizarrely, Australia): reply with pictures of your feline friends enjoying #Eurovision with you tonight
The government have reached the point where they’re claiming they’d like to help but their computers won’t let them. Their. Computers. Won’t. Let. Them. twitter.com/BloombergUK/st…
Sorry, “works” from home
I’m fairness to Rees-Mogg, if you look beyond the patronising and dismissive tone of his response and analyse the content of what he actually says, you’ll find that’s even more patronising and dismissive.
It’s a dreadful realisation that the only people in a position to do something to help people with the cost of living crisis won’t do something to help people with the cost of living crisis.
For too long people have been not breaking the law with impunity. If Starmer gets away with not breaking the law, that will just encourage more people to not break the law. He has to not resign.
I’m confused. The government told us they’d got a great deal that “got Brexit done.” Why would they want to scrap that? twitter.com/patrickkmaguir…
“If the police issue me a fixed penalty notice of course I’ll resign. I mean, what sort of individual wouldn’t?
Right wing journalists, sowing: “Yes! This is great!” Right wing journalists, reaping: “I don’t like this at all”
We’ve been through this Jonny; you can either have a border on the island of Ireland or between N.Ireland and the rest of the UK. Make your mind up. twitter.com/johnredwood/st…
Happy Mother’s Day to all those celebrating today x
“The electorate has booted out 500 Conservative councillors and Boris Johnson has handed London councils the Tories have always run to Labour. He’s told them this is a good result. They seem to believe him. No, I don’t know why.”
If he’s fined he should resign. Unlike Johnson, I’d trust him to do that. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
#Election2022 is bad news for me; I enjoy sleeping on seats and Boris Johnson is losing dozens of them!
Irritating bundle of hair wheeled out for a photo op; nice to see Dilyn though… twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
“HEL-LO, I’M HERE TO VOTE. YES, I AM HUMAN. DID YOU NOT SEE MY BOW TIE?! ONE BALLOT PAPER PLEASE…” twitter.com/tonebridge/sta…
The nation would genuinely be in a better place if cats could vote. An even better place if ONLY cats could vote. twitter.com/coupey/status/…
Do feel free to share any photos of cats at polling stations, looking like kings.
Some animals were made to roam Others to follow orders Some were made to leave their home While others crossed no borders We are only concerned with me They have too much patience Cats wherever they want to be, #DogsAtPollingStations
Politicians all done, to their teams gave a whistle, Raced back to London at the speed of a missile But I heard them exclaim, as they got on their bus “HAPPY ELECTIONS TO ALL, AND PLEASE VOTE FOR US”
While across the country there was much #partygate chatter With Conservative candidates keen to sidestep the matter Knocking on doors, they found the public most vocal They begged: “Please support us; we’re not Tories, we’re local!”
‘Twas the night before voting, when all through the nation People looked up details of their polling station. Lies had been told and shared in a hurry Hoping people would care that Keir ate a curry
Tweeted by my butler 7 years ago today. It’s not aged well. twitter.com/david_cameron/…
Ahead of the elections across the UK tomorrow, remember:
Boris Johnson did this interview to encourage people to vote for Conservatives this week. Their opponents will be thrilled. twitter.com/gmb/status/152…
Lots of people in the UK wondered why right wing US Christians supported Donald Trump, who lived so contrary to their beliefs. This is why. twitter.com/bbcnews/status…
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