Tilda Swinton

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For some of us, this is every day. Thank you. twitter.com/AP_Planner/sta…
Goodnight. I forgive you.
Actually, this is false. My mother is not a cicada. I wanted to protect her. I am sorry.
I just wanted to confirm that my mother is, in fact, a cicada. Thank you.
Think about what you’ve done.
Thank you for being my mother
Be kind to your gourd. There might be someone inside it.
I’ve been crouching inside a gourd for a month. It’s hell.
There’s a harvest moon every night where I am. It is very stressful.
Relating to horses was difficult until I grew hooves in place of my legs. I cannot begin to tell you how good this has been for me.
I ask this in between the two single breaths I take each day. twitter.com/18milesout757/…
When I noticed I’d become too entitled to oxygen, I had myself buried alive. I sent this from a sarcophagus. Hello.
Sleep begets complacency. Fill your eyes with saline and scream for seven hours instead.
Bathe in tree sap. Roll yourself in salt. What a treat.
Consider the fowl tomorrow: allow yourself to be swallowed entirely by a turkey instead. Become bounty. Provide.
Difficult decision ahead as to which tributary to sip from for my lunch.
Today is a good day. I have not time traveled against my will once.
Comfort all ants. Start now! Don’t wait.
Do not take bogs lightly!
Find a shallow bog to stick your head in before sundown. If it’s already night where you are, I am sorry.
On a clear day I can see the back of my head fully around the globe, and that informs 99% of my decisions.
Don’t read! Unhinge your jaw and swallow an entire book instead.
Ask the first crow you see today for forgiveness.
I know nothing of disdain. @ArianaGrande is an ocean wave. Praise her song with wind and sand. twitter.com/k8siegel/statu…
There is no other way to say this: I just shared a meal with a cicada.
I had my portrait painted only once. When finished it spoke incessantly and had to be burned to ash.
“Remove your own sternum. You don’t need it!!!!!! Be brave.” Your favourite fake Tilda Swinton Twitter account @NotTildaSwinton is BACK: dazeddigital.com/film-tv/articl…
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How are you preparing for the coming solstice? I’ve been growing a second neck and I am better for it.
Whenever I feel myself becoming Prideful, I roll my tongue in wet earth and carry the taste of humility in my mouth for an afternoon.
I just remembered it’s only been 12 years since I last blinked. Forgive me.
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