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Bitboy is what you get if you order your ZachXBT from Wish
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spend an hour on this. @AlderLaneEggs is the GOAT short seller alive. here he dismantles FTX in an obituary talk. mebfaber.com/2022/11/25/mar…
1/ Let’s review all the direct scams Bitboy has worked with in the past. Just in case you forgot here is the flyer with how much he charges.
I received this a while back by posing as a project interested in a promotion.
🧵 �sc
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Technically it’s easy to pump with the know how. I mean it’s as easy to manipulate today as it was 3 years ago
I think we get to do it all over again since people don’t see and are absolutely ignorant.
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not gonna tell you what I made my first 100k on
but I will say that I should really scrub my entire twet history because this account began as a spec mining play journal
I made my first $100k by buying shitcoins like TEND, XAMP, NEET, TARD, OWO, UVWFI, WAIF and rolling the profits into farming SUSHI KIMCHI SAKE and then rolling almost all into punks and art blocks
Lucky as fuck. But took me 3 years of grinding to seize “the opportunity” twitter.com/codie_sanchez/…
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non-crypto people are way more open to NFTs than we think
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tried one last time before switching methods
and it sent and confirmed in under a second
lightning network is fkn impressive when it works 🫡twitter.com/notsofast/stat…6
"SBF and #FTX was a fraud. It needed to be shut down. But it wasn't the regulators that brought this down, it was the #crypto industry itself that exposed FTX and brought its demise," @PerianneDC on @SquawkCNBC.
Retweeted by notsofast If you want to send me to the Bahamas to investigate the SBF/FTX situation it going to cost about $10,000
These funds will be used to cover flights, hotel and other accommodations for myself and my family
a crowd fund has been deployed juicebox.money/v2/p/327
Retweeted by notsofast FTX hacker recently swapped ~ 65000 $eth into renBTC.
considering renBTC is winding down next month, not sure what the plan is.
twitter.com/renprotocol/st… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweeted by notsofast if you want to send me on a cruise to the bahamas to investigate the SBF/FTX situation it’s gonna cost about $300.
these funds will be used to get on the big boat, drink lots of alcohol, and other accommodations for me and my squad.
a crowdfund will be deployed soon.
Retweeted by notsofast "did you talk to the invoice issuer and make sure they had inbound liq or whatever" NO I'm trying to make a simple impulse purchase, any friction and the impulse passes
I tried to use LN yesterday for a ~$600 tx and it kept failing, invoice timed out 3x before I gave up
did not substitute on-chain tx bc invoice left insufficient time for secure samourai tx
LN rarely works for me and I'm always caught between tweting about it or shutting up
Loved hanging with @AlderLaneEggs to chat a career uncovering frauds, and the secret to a killer run punch...
🚩 What led him to look into@SBF_FTXX
🔎 Did anyone do due diligence?
📰 The failure of the MSM
⏭️ Is Silvergate ($SI) next to fall?mebfaber.com/2022/11/25/mar…rpG
Retweeted by notsofast Another day, another series of tweets where Bitboy is convinced he’s managed to become Sherlock Holmes while being dressed like Ace Ventura
Retweeted by notsofast Help me help these kids.
A thread. twitter.com/gumshed2/statu…
Retweeted by notsofast BNB is a darn sight more centralized than ETH but bigthinkers gonna bigthink twitter.com/Rewkang/status…
hey @Coinsquare you guys ok after that hack? any customer funds left or what
🚨According to at least one user, the Canadian crypto exchange Coinsquare just informed customers that they were hacked.
User info including names, emails, addresses, wallet addresses, and transaction history all exposed to hacker:twitter.com/MikeBurgersbur…kh
Retweeted by notsofast Another bizarre article by the NYT.
They dedicated an entire page to this random YouTuber whose videos barely get 100 views.
Apparently "Mr. Hek is one of the few voices flagging crypto ponzi schemes."
Retweeted by notsofast Blockchain adoption is hard to bring about as it represents a massive infra shift with very broad/nonspecific applications.
One way to think about progress so far is we’ve built a lot of early demos/toys. The toys are so powerful they’ve outstripped entire industries in GMV. twitter.com/jbrukh/status/…
Retweeted by notsofast “Your money got frozen? And you didn’t even say anything forbidden? My goodness we are *so* sorry about that! Please make an appointment to come right on down to one of the regional CBDC control hubs and we will see if a manager can’t get that straightened out for you. Cheers!”
Retweeted by notsofast @EpsilonTheory Gemini COO is ex-DEA, AML expert and ex-Morgan Stanley. And he decided a good use of his time and reputation is to join a shady bank associated with SBF. Whatever master plan they all had, it came crashing prematurely and now they’re all scrambling. frbsf.org/banking/wp-con…
Retweeted by notsofast Here’s the letter from SF Fed prez Mary Daly approving Fed Reserve System membership (SWIFT and wires) for the bank that SBF bought.
That’s Deltec Chairman Jean Chalopin on the Board, as is Gemini Chief Compliance/Operating Officer Noah Perlman.
Burn. It. The. Fuck. Down. twitter.com/avivs/status/1…
Retweeted by notsofast “Denial of the possibility.”
It is the denial of the possibility of complete market failure that is the trigger to the inevitable, impending, and unimaginable “Economic Holocaust” that will lead to the “Digital Reformation” and a paradigm shift in capitalism and civilization.
Retweeted by notsofast @notsofast @IamNomad @WhosDaveStanton @CL207 @cobie “There Is No Need” with Nomad and NSF sponsored by { a single brand Nomad does not hate }
Retweeted by notsofast saying the FTX fraud sets back the industry 7-8 years because a fat vegetable fucker with a god complex ate the forbidden fruit and stole user deposits is ultrasound cope
max pain is supercycle with blown out instis sidelined and watching retail revanchists seize all the coins
Retweeted by notsofast Been using frame.sh wallet for a little over an hour, w/little desire to go back to MortaMeesk ever again.
Importing HW addresses (with the STANDARD of wallet derivation - BIP44) is 100x easier.
Thank you for tweeting about it @notsofast
Retweeted by notsofast @notsofast @LynAldenContact @EffinGoodCrypto @ThHappyHawaiian @CathieDWood @jimcramer @QRLedger @VeriBlock No worries bets are coming for those degens out there in-chain. in-qrchain? in-pqchain? 😄ecc-break.com0
Retweeted by notsofast Do you guys know when it comes out that new quantum comedy movie advertised in #crypto since late 2010's ? Yeah.. is it in 2023? 2024? 2025?
Ya know...
Con·sen·sus: Dude where is my PQC-BIP? twitter.com/notsofast/stat…
Retweeted by notsofast @dystopiabreaker the galaxy needs you to go break some dystopias
Retweeted by notsofast Bitcoin people who relentlessly shill fully-KYC'd "bitcoin-only" apps are pretending to be outraged that Metamask is collecting user IP addresses now.
You can't make this shit up.
Retweeted by notsofast This needs to be said again: Alexey Pertsev (Tornado Cash dev) is sitting in prison without having been charged with a crime or a date to appear before a judge for writing code. Sam stole billions, Alexey wrote code.
Retweeted by notsofast Reading a lot these days about privacy concerns and performance challenges for Ethereum RPCs
Welcome Loadbalanceeeer ⚖️🔏
github.com/emilianobonass…z
a local JSON-RPC load-balancer with opt-in anonymizer via Tor
🧵
Retweeted by notsofast not sure if Elon killed the way CryptoDeleted works or he just killed all my API keys
Will test more later and see. But for now bot is down twitter.com/Mister_Ch0c/st…
Retweeted by notsofast I fell asleep on the couch for three hours yesterday and apparently I was talking about $GOO in my sleep
Retweeted by notsofast THE SHITSHOW THAT IS CANADA OFFERS A NICE PREVIEW INTO WHAT THE UNITED STATES WILL BE LIKE IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS.
Retweeted by notsofast @0xbilll @0xAllen_ @spacemooney @SamouraiWallet >move as many use cases away from mobile as you can
>use separate hw signing device for all txs on mobile
>delete all other apps from your mobile-wallet device, and use it as a 2nd carry
>keep bare minimum assets on mobile and transfer excess out often
Retweeted by notsofast @notsofast @spacemooney I never have crypto on any phone.
Retweeted by notsofast ppl got hurt so bad from defi ponzi mfs are now trading litecoin
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