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When you've said "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, I'm jon and this is is many a true nerd and welcome to" so many times it's basically it's own word at this point.
Gully (verb) To coerce someone into doing something by exploiting their inability to learn. "Oh no, you won't gully me into another jump scare video"
You had your time, you had the power You've yet to have your finest hour Ratio (ratio) All we hear is ratio ga ga Ratio goo goo Ratio ga ga
Disclaimer: Don't sexually harass. Do pun, however.
More like sexual her ass meant business.
Happy birthday, you! Looking great.
I wish everything was more like Factorio. twitter.com/cup_for_two/st…
I might have to put a ring on my Steam Deck.
Making a physics engine is a lot like playing Elden Ring. I'm now realizing how awful this joke is, but I've already started typing. The trick is to put your foolish impulses to rest.
"[...] contact our alleged customer 'service'"
This updated TOS keeps having the word "service" in quotation marks. Strange.
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning.
The steak Cypher had in the Matrix.
Twitter understands me.
FINALLY got into Space Engineers.
This is not a complaint about the Steam Deck, by the way. It's a complaint about AAA studios lying to us.
(Oh and both the steam button and the dpad on located on the left of the console. You have to press both at the same time. With one hand, presumably. Or call a friend)
Trying to use the regular onscreen keyboard doesn't work, pressing enter just closes the onscreen keyboard. Vampire Survivors though? This is my new favorite way to play it.
Interestingly, Vampire Survivors has one of the best Steam Deck integrations. Maaaaany of the claimed "verified" checks are straight up lies. Hitman comes to mind. Immediately forces you to press enter on your keyboard, which you can't do without pressing [Steam] + Right
Therapist: You said you were disappointed with life & how the world operates. What were your expectations? Me:
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Ok hear me out here: The Stanley Backrooms
Related: a couple of friends showed interest in knowing more about speedrunning today, so I got to tell them all sorts of cool stuff. They loved the part about tasbot performing live arbitrary code execution on real harware. Half button presses raised some questions, as it does.
I assume it stands for "tomato backwards hopping".
It's like dwarf fortress catpocalypse levels of memorable.
Proof hydroneer is aweome from yesterday's patch notes: "- Wearing a hat that is stored in the truck will no longer make the truck go nuts." And believe me, when they say "going nuts", they're being polite.
And comment: This is extremely cool, and fairly rigorous (without turning it too nonsensical). I'm very impressed. Feels strange to see it be minecraft inspired because I lived all that, but man... I hope he's having fun, looks really cool! :)
Still playing hydroneer. It's got that good kind of jank, the hands on kind. Feels like you could develop this core process a LOT further, the potential is amazing. But would you benefit from doing so? Maybe this is peak magic levels.
"They call me the blake dracula." "Coolest I get is the occasional Liam. Also that makes no sense."
Blake Stone would not stop talking about how awesome his name was, much to his brother Lime's frustration.
I assume it stands for "backwards long tomato".
Boys will literally leak Duke Nukem 2001 instead of going to therapy.
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After bingeing Hydroneer for many hours, I can confirm it is indeed frustrating to play. The pickaxe I purchased to dig out my previous pickaxe met the same fate and teleported deep underground somewhere, so I bought a nuke for all my money. it also fell through the ground.
Finally changed my profile pic to something less terrifying. This time it's the OUTSIDE of a face.
Trains are so hot right now
I bet water would make an excellent quencher.
Is it just me, or is the Games ending a bit softlocky?
Always strive to be as good as the dynamite in Blood.
I'm pretty sure I had a dream about moving to grove street because @KyleMcCarthy lives there. The reason I think it was a dream is mostly because it's a fictional place. Also it was haunted. Or at least it used to be before I woke everything up.
Free game idea: A cpu design/programming game where you make an actual (if virtual) computer, with the final exam being to compile and run the game you're playing right now on the computer you made in the game. The player is then encouraged to see how deep they can nest this.
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Introducing: i15n Miss i18n? Well it's back! In industrialization form!
Oh and one hundred T2 Nuclear Reactors. Just flexing on @ImKibitz
Welcome to out of bounds. Feel free to make your own underground bunkers here. Don't fall.
If it won't let you pass, but you manage to stick your face inside the terrain, place some support platforms and another ladder deeper inside.
To clip out of bounds, find a very steep section of the heightmap and mouse-whip a ladder as deep into it as you can. Then climb it from the top.
This is surprisingly simple due to to the rooms snapping to each other. Just find the sweet spot where it switches from a valid snapping to an invalid overlapping position with barely any mouse movement. Oh and lower your fps.
If you place a room so it overlaps another room, then delete it, the room on the other side will no longer have an opening to the original room. Repeat on the other side of the wall to make it look the same from both directions.
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