Norm Kelly

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When someone asks if I’m related to @machinegunkelly
Tweets about red flags yet ignores every one of them 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Making kids sing for Halloween candy? Who the hell are these people.…
After realizing Instagram was down and I didn’t have to restart my router and contact my internet provider.
Tomorrow is #NationalCoffeeDay in Canada. Rather than spending your money at a large chain like Starbucks or Tim Hortons, please support independent shops and chains. Small businesses have taken a beaten through the pandemic and need our support.
No relation.
Is this the sequel to Downsizing?…
In case you’re still undecided on who to vote for, here is a comprehensive overview of the main parties’ political platforms. Here are key takeaways from six broad issues outlined in each of the four main parties’ platforms. #itsourvote #cdnpoli #elxn44…
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The only rational choice is to not read articles by Conrad Black.…
.@NICKIMINAJ. And probably her cousin’s friend.…
Alexa, add Trix cereal to my grocery list. #MetGala
ASAP Rocky taking casual elegance to new heights with his blankie. #MetGala
Unsure if I should feel sorry for Nicki Minaj’s cousin or her publicist?
Kim Kardasian: Have you ever seen incognito mode on a browser? Designer: Say no more… #MetGala
“Is this what an NFT is?” #MetGala
Who wore it better? #MetGala
Who exactly is the Supreme Leader of North Korea stealing the spotlight from?…
CPC: Erin, the polls say you’re lacking in charisma. You need to be more saucy. Erin O’Toole: If I’m elected, Canadians will get Swiss Chalet coupons so they can enjoy their delicious sauce - at a discount!…
Kudos to Trump’s plastic surgeon.…
We have to wait two more hours…? #CLB
The milk crate challenge during a pandemic. What have our healthcare workers done to be dealt these cards?
September 3 should be a statutory holiday.…
After listening to a few of the tracks, I’m actually happy that this hasn’t dropped yet. Keep it. #DONDA
All those guys bouncing around the house are just stretching for the crate challenge later in the show. #DONDA
Definitely Marilyn Manson. But why…
Is that the joker or Marilyn Manson on the porch? #DONDA
There better be a song about waiting. #DONDA
Someone go knock on that door and ask Kanye to come out and play. #DONDA
Turtles are great and I do want the best for them. But damn these paper straws. There has to be a better solution.
Would have been more useful if Kanye gave us Doug Ford’s location instead of Drake’s. #WheresDougFord…
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Is LA the only place with mirrors?…
Drop the damn album already.
The remarks from some of these Olympic commentators…
.@NASA’s caption game is out of this world.
When it’s almost dinner time.…
#TeamCanada 🇨🇦 athletes have arrived in Tokyo 📍and we know you are curious 🤔 about the Canadian headquarters! From the Olympic Plaza to the Flags Street, join us 👀 on a tour 🗺 insid#Tokyo2020yo2020 Olympic
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Welcome to GoodLife fitness! What are you working on today? Chest? Legs? Your chance of contracting COVID-19?…
Au revoir!
How could America let Donald Trump run the country but won’t let Britney Spears run her life?
To everyone planning to hit up a patio this weekend: 1) Be patient – people are going to be rusty having been away for so long 2) Keep your attitude at home (now and forever) 3) Tip generously
Correction: Some of us paid**
Hugging. We paid to watch two men hugging. Not boxing.
Imagine trying to console someone over text and you send Apple’s hug emoji...🤗 Fix it,@Applee. People don’t want to send jazz hands.
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