Nick Swardson

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Cried on stage. Hard show. Lost too many friends in comedy. Mitch was the first gut punch of losses. Sweet angel. Xo twitter.com/jarettMN/statu…
@NickSwardson @pattonoswalt @DougBenson @birbigs @toddbarry Looking thru the archives and found this beauty. Also - now is time of year I mutter “Popsicles are for the summertime - all right.” Cheers y’all.
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Don't miss @NickSwardson: Make Joke From Face Tour at @713musichall Friday, September 16th!! Buy tickets today! ow.ly/7KnU50JuRpY
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The one and only @NickSwardson is bringing his Make Joke From Face Tour to @OldNatlCentre on 9/10 and we have a pair of tickets with your name on them. Enter to win today! do317.com/events/2022/9/…
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🚨SPECIAL PRESENTATIONS🚨 Coming t@houseofcomedybcbc i#newwests#yvrv#burnabyb#surreyey @thenoelmillerer June 9-11 @Reddsaiditit - SNL, Netflix, & JFL July 8-9 @NickSwardsonon Aug 9-10 - Netflix, Typical Rick, Grandma's Bo@MichaelRapaportrt Sep 22-24 ecs.page.link/5WoXsy5tw
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Tickets are now ON SALE for @NickSwardson: Make Joke From Face Tour @713musichall on Friday, September 16th!! Buy tickets today! ow.ly/SUIw50JuRi0
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Get ready for some stand-up! The one and only @NickSwardson is bringing his Make Joke From Face Tour to The Magnolia on 12/1. Tickets on sale now! ticketmaster.com/event/0B005CBF…
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Get ready to laugh with @NickSwardson on September 25! 🎟️ Tickets on sale now:acl.live/3Q7vbIa2N
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JUST ANNOUNCED: @NickSwardson comes to @ChicagoTheatre on Sat, Oct 1. ! Tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am. More info: ticketmaster.com/event/07005CB9… #ad #sponsored
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Love ya!!! Always. SKOL. Thanks for cropping out @MeatSauce1 he smelled like a poopy litter box. twitter.com/kfanrosen/stat…
Presale code is Sward for all shows. @LiveNation
🚨SPECIAL PRESENTATIONS🚨 Coming t@houseofcomedybcbc i#newwests#yvrv#burnabyb#surreyey @thenoelmillerer June 9-11 @Reddsaiditit - SNL, Netflix, & JFL July 8-9 @NickSwardsonon Aug 9-10 - Netflix, Typical Rick, Grandma's Bo@MichaelRapaportrt Sep 22-24 ecs.page.link/5WoXsyuKQ
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Tickets to see funny guy @NickSwardson at @TheAztecTheatre go on sale 6/10, but you can enter to win a pair of tix to the big show right now: do210.com/events/2022/9/…
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June east coast. Let’s go!!
NYC/Philly my closest play on tour is Borgata Casino in NJ. Next weekend!! June 10th! borgata.mgmresorts.com/en/entertainme…
Richmond, VA tonight and tomorrow. Funny Bone richmond.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/4d…
VIRGINIA - Surprise shows RICHMOND, VA Funny Bone for their 30th anniversary. June 1-2 richmond.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/4d…
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NickSwardson.net for new tour dates. Packer fans welcome.
NickSwardson.net for fall dates. A lot more being added.
VIRGINIA - Surprise shows RICHMOND, VA Funny Bone for their 30th anniversary. June 1-2 richmond.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/4d…
SF, PORTLAND. Tacoma, Oxnard, Dania Beach, FL! All on sale now at NickSwardson.net
Borgata in Atlantic City JUNE 10th. One show. NickSwardson.net 4 tix
I look like Wolverine taking a shit. Join me, Boston. NickSwardson.net JUNE 17th
Fall dates being announced starting this week. @CobbsComedyClub
Thank you. That movie was so hated on. Haha. I love that movie. “Did you eat one of my grapes?!?!”Any Bucky fans out there? twitter.com/deagle2123/sta…
Let’s go San Fran. Fall dates getting announced. twitter.com/CobbsComedyClu…
EAST COAST dates on my website NickSwardson.net come to the show and brush my hair.
I’ve never done peyote but I did just see the new Dr. Strange so killed two birds with one stone there. Movie is great.
Philadelphia!!! Closest show will be Borgata June 10th! Eagles had a great draft. Now let’s draft up some cheese steak hot beef clouds at Borgata. NickSwardson.net
Spokane, WA come hang on Memorial Day weekend. Spokane Comedy Club. NickSwardson.net for tix. I don’t know anyone there. Do they have food there? Eat. Pray. Fart.
The weirdest show. Check it out Pretend Time on iTunes and other places twitter.com/ComedyCentral/…
Mel Kiper looks like Larry King in kindergarten.
Fart heads! Haha. I still have Phoenix, Spokane, Minnesota, Boston, Borgata and Foxwoods this spring. NickSwardson.net has those dates now. #EatPrayFart
Sorry also Dallas, Indy, San Antonio and Austin.
EVERYONE!! I am announcing a huge fall tour. Not on sale yet but Reno, Detroit, Grand Rapids, Chicago, Portland, Tacoma, SF, Fargo, Aspen, Iowa, Madison and Nashville soon. #MakeJokeFromFaceTour starts August
Why didn’t the person who stormed the court at last nights Wolves game do that before the 21-0 run the game before? Ugh.
LOS ANGELES ONE SHOW MAY 3rd. Palace Theater. Leave your tent and come to the show. ticketmaster.com/netflix-is-a-j…
Check out my upcoming shows at Brea and Irvine Improvs. NickSwardson.net Eat. pray. Smell.
Yes, it’s true haha. I’ll be at Mystic Lake in MN June 3-4. I’ll do demonstrations on stage. twitter.com/barry/status/1…
Hi, it’s Nick Swardson from Pubes: The Musical. All new tour dates up on nickswardson.net starting in Orlando, Florida now!
Solid move to look my Minnesota dad on camera. I look like an accountant for a state fair. #WrongMissy @netflix
Folks...I’m hosting a Twitter watch party for my @netflix movie The Wrong Missy tomorrow at 6pmPT/9pmET. The rest of the cast will be tweeting in as well. TUNE IN. @NetflixFilm @NetflixIsAJoke #TheWrongMissy
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Watch me on my friends show be insanely distracted because it’s draft day. 💜twitter.com/ScottRogowsky/…E
Finished the shows Alter Carbon, The Kingdom, Dark and then watched Blade Runner 2049 last night so I’m not trusting any mother fucker after this is over.
Check it. Starring a great cast including Thick Swardson 😂twitter.com/DavidSpade/sta…p
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