Who would have thought that noon would be the high point of my day? Join @coffeeMbagel
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Netflix is not ruining cinema, it's financing storytellers and giving those stories a platform to be seen. That's literally the opposite.
Lies, lies and a little bit more lies
Melhor que eu te amo... que desrespeito do caralho
A gentle suggestion:
Para de misturar espanhol e inglês, escolhe um
E pra vagabunda (você sabe quem você é), vai se foder.
Alguém reinicia o cara de laranja aí twitter.com/VirginAmerica/…
Sempre que vejo as novas skins do @LeagueOfLegends
, morro de vontade de jogar, mas aí jogo uma partida e a vontade some de novo.
Vou tomar um banho pra ver se essa merda sai
Tem uma porra de eyelash no meu olho
What did I do to y'all become crazy?
An iron spear could fall from the sky and pierce my heart, killing me in the most epic way. If I was holding my scripts, would be poetic.
Funny enough, is that I'll achieve where I want in my career before I die, so I'm ready for a lot of people to try becoming my friends again
They would've preferred to never see the real me and believe in the fake one
Oh yeah, some assholes created another twitter and everybody thinks it's me, so I'll show then the real me
It's 2pm and I'm still in bed
Btw, is not drama, due to a reason I won't mention, I have just until a month of this year, which I'm also not revealing
But since you don't know me, you probably don't care, right?
Btw, I'm going to die this year
Mas preciso que meu shift termine. Suba tenho mais 40min trabalhando...
Acho que vou pra casa jogar, não dá pra trabalhar com esse estresse não
"My boyfriend won't let me"
congratulations on ur 3rd parent lmao
Fuck you guys 😂😂GvS
if i had a dollar for everytime someone spelled my name wrong
Pelo menos o anúncio do Nintendo Switch ta descente...
The "Just the Two of Us" Google Pixel commercial is pretty good, but the Pixel still looks like a bootleg iPhone. Google, you can do better.
threw up while watching Doctor Strange. It was not cool. Not funny. Just disgustingly terrible.
Tomara q qnd eu morrer eu vá p terra pq no inferno eu já to
It seems that somebody is bringing bad luck to it
I've never seen so many problems in a film set like the ones we're having
Got one of those Vitamin C juice smoothies to see if it can save me
Woke up feeling like my immune system is down to the ground.
Eu só queria dizer q essa fantasia foi elaborada cm muito carinho mas infelizmente n foi mostrada ao mundo.....
Funny how some people who decided to go to other parties, had a weak Halloween and were texting me yesterday at 2am! LMAO
If you keep posting motivational phrases on social media, I feel sorry for you.
Dangers of vaping while pregnant:
1. Child will be born with a fedora permanently attached to its head.
2. Born with bees knees
Some people make me wanna throw up