You're a privately-educated ex commodities broker who had an offshore account and posed with billionaire Trump in a gold-encrusted elevator
Asked my dad to pick me up from the club, but I was hiding in my room. CAN'T BREATHE 😂😂03q
I mean, Kennedy was shot in the head, but ok.
A teensy teaser for mine & @flidby
’s new TV show, Sick Note. Coming soon to @sky1
Cats don't always make the best dogs
Richard Madeley Meets The Squatters is the most real-life Alan Partridge show ever broadcast on British TV...
Prankster Lee Nelson (real name Simon Brodkin) interrupts PM Theresa May's speech at the #CPC17
with a note that says "P45" #5liveDaily
Calls Obama "part-Kenyan" with "ancestral dislike" of UK
Describes people from Congo having "watermelon smiles"
Calls Commonwealth citizens "flag-waving piccaninnies"
Suggests Papuan people are cannibals
Jokes about clearing away dead bodies in Libya
Still Foreign Secretary
Anguish, August Friedrich Albrecht Schenck, c.1878
The man, the myth, the legend himself! Happy birthday to #IntoTheBadlands
If you're on the fence about coming tomorrow, don't be. You're needed. Come. Also, if you see me, I will answer any Father Ted question
Klockan 11 i dag signerar @simonstalenhag
sina konstböcker Ur varselklotet och Flodskörden i vår monter A02:52 på #bokmässan2017
. Kom dit!
Man City: Win
This Marseille fan got the chance to take the ceremonial kick-off
He didn't waste his opportunity😂👏
all other cosplay is cancelled
When the "Spreadable" Butter rips a hole in your bread...
Trump: "When somebody disrespects our flag...get that son-of-a-bitch off!"
I've searched field and fountain, moor and mountain, and I've finally found it: the actual worst tweet.
"Hey you're that fucking idiot with terrible hair who tricked an entire country into making themselves look like morons"