The Kid has found a random set of keys I haven’t seen before
If you don’t hear from me tomorrow, we’ve been lost is an alternate universe, I just hope it’s one of the nicer ones
3. Hat tip: asking a woman about her pubes at work is not flirting. That's harassment.
She didn't tell her male colleagues either, because she internalized the embarrassment. So even in this environment where "conduct unbecoming of an officer" is a big deal, growth is needed.
2. My friend, a gorgeous red head working with the Navy, the only woman in an elevator full of men, gets asked by an OFFICER -- "hey, does the rug match the drapes?"
Take a wild guess if any one of the men stepped in to correct the bad behavior.
STOP LETTING THE VIRUS MUTATE IN UNVAXX-ED HOSTS
DO NOT LET THE VIRUS OUT-DARWIN THE HUMAN SPECIES
GET VAXXED OR WE’RE ALL SCREWED
Pass it on.
Between seeing how fragile our democracy is and contemplating the likelihood of school not reopening for The Kid, today is HARD.
Something about an officer who dealt with the insurrection in real time saying , quietly and slowly. “thank you for letting me testify” really hit me — they needed to speak and be heard.
Nothing prepared me to face the Members of Congress who continue to deny what happened… (paraphrase from Officer Fanone)
“The tunnel is narrow. Not the sort of space anyone would want to be in hand to hand combat with a mob.” — Officer Fanone
“Unbelievable violence and intolerable cruelty.” — Liz Cheney describing 1/6
The American people needed to hear her, with that R next to her name, acknowledge that fact in this setting.
Oh. She’s up to something.
Outta her way folks. Forever!
The Intern has been yelling at me and CFO since 4am. And have no idea what she’s going on about other than asserting her right to this space.
Eid Mubarak! With a bow the size of her head, here is The Intern at our team lunch today.
Step 8. Laugh my ass off. Glad I laughed with The Kid too bc this will be a fantastical memory for him.
Step 9. Refuse to read stories tonight “because Mama has to clean this mess up. You get daddy tonight.”
Step 4. Continue grasping, this time to unplug tub.
Step 5. Use shower head to soak bubbles while tub drains.
Step 6. Make futile attempt to shove bubble spill over back into tub.
Step 7. Sit on step stool in despair and commune with Twitter.
Step 1. Yell for spouse or other adult, while grabbing now empty bottle of “lavender and vanilla scented, tear free calming comfort bath.”
Step 2. Wade in to rescue child.
Step 3. Grasp around for stupid jacuzzi option buttons that no one ever uses but The Kid found, tonight
How quickly things devolved
Please, DO NOT DRINK THE TUBWATER
(Things I never thought I’d say #4532)
I can miss this deal, thanks. I don’t even know what it is.
My preferred coup partner.
For those who have reached out in concern — all good! I am well aware of my broken parts and science/medicine have been good to me this far, giving me two miracle IVF babies.
But man, there is much to be done for women’s health, disparities, medical racism, and all the things.
What is the plural uterus?
Was trying to say the following: I have to get my broken uterus checked out today and it’s seems like a lot of us have broken (insert plural).